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The nation of Pizzownage is in dire need of monatary support after a heavy reparation amount of 992 billion dollers used to regain occupied lands any amount of support is accepted and appreciated




Commisar of the people of the SROR client state of Pizzownage

Heres a Trillion Dollars, go home happy. If you screw up, then we'll annex you ourselves.

$1,000,000,000,000 Universal Standard Dollars/United States Dollars transmitted to Pizza-whatever accound

Oi were going to have a budget crises on this one...

For gods sake, how did you rake up the much debt!

I can give you the funds (It will wipe out my Foreign Reserve Secondary Fund) but I request a gradual pay through the years.

Also a military base or two on your land (no threat to yourself and this would count toward 100 Billion of the Payment)

Opening of all ports to trade with Turetel (Bring debt to my nation down to a wee 253 Billion for yourself).


THIS IS NOT godmodding as we haven't spent a dime in a long time, and I mean a real long time on Foreign affairs.

In exchange for letting us have reign over your government's budget, we will provide you with a loan.

Hah, YOU need money?! our military is shoddy World war one weapons and men with no uniforms, and YOU need money?


hah

Really Czecho-Slavakia if you need help in modernizing your military contact us and we may be able to work something out


Chairman,CP of SROR

As badly as we would like that, we are currently looking for independance from other nations in all ways, until our nation is strong enough to fend for itself

As a communist nation we also see this but without at least some external help in establishment there is a chance of being annexed by larger nations


Chairman,CP of SROR