NationStates Jolt Archive

All right, I've always wanted to do this, so here it is:

The year is 2020, Europe is now an entire nation. And the rapture has occured.

Now, we all know the story. 7 years of TRIBULATION!

(starts playing "Welcome to the Jungle")

AH!!!!!!! (stops)

And of course, the Antichrist rules, which will be RPed by me. I'll give him a swedish name and he'll have a British accent. Don't ask how.

Now, the Antichrist, now referred to as the AC will take a position as Chairman of the United World Union.

Thus, he divides the world into "10 Democratic zones" according to HIS world map. Of course, they have a place in the "World Parliament" but when the Rapture occurs, he becomes Supreme Chancellor of the World.

The 10 Democratic Zones:

Europe
Asia (Minus China)
Russia
The "Americas" (United States and Canada)
The "Latins" (The Carib, South and Central America)
China
The Balkinss
Africa
The Middle East
Australia

Now, I will also RP as God (Blessed be his name). As in, I'll be dealing the VENGEANCE.

Anyway, the 7 years go like this:

3 and a half years of PAIN
3 and a half years of even MORE PAIN.

And at the end, we shall have a grand battle on Megiddo and God shall win. And yes, I will RP the hero! So we need:

The leaders of the 10 Democratic Zones
Some random characters

Europe (Represented by Italy)
Asia (Represented by Japan?)
Russia (Represented by... Russia)
The "Americas" (Represented by U.S.A.) (Hero Country)
The "Latins" (Mexico will represent the Latin Zone, not in UNU) (Hero Country)
China (Not in the UNU) (Hero Country)
The Balkins (Represented by Greece)
Africa (Represented by South Africa)
The Middle East (Represented by Egypt?)
Australia

So, who's up for it?

Characters:

Harold Oswell (Antichrist)
President Miguel Garcia of Mexico (Zackaroth, Hero Country)
Europe (Samtonia, UWU Country)
President Msada Nomeki of Africa (Euroslavia, UWU Country)
Prime Minister Alan Partridge of Austrailia (Hamptonshire, UWU Country)

OOC- will there be people fighting against the debbil and his forces? Just wondering. I'd love to be in on this bad puppy.

Perhaps America? I've always wanted to play out the perceived notions of America. Oh yes, many of those to make fun of.... (Note I am American, so it is perfectly acceptable to do this. :))

Ah.... America. Yes of course you'll fight the Devil. That's the end part of the RP. But America is lead by... bum bum bum! The Hero! So that's taken. You can be the SISSY that bows to him though :P

Aka, the Vice President.

OOC- Damn you! Very well, I take Europe, to expose the hidden funniness therein. My parody will be well thought out! And intelligent! And that better not be taken or I'll wring your scrawny little ne...err, I really hope it's not taken.

OOc: i like this thread. Its very interesting and since i am a christain i find this very cool. I guess ill have to whip out the bible and look at the Revaltions part and maybe give you some ideas. As for the zone i want is THe Latin zone since in Rl i am of hispanic orgin

Now make a name for the European leader.

If you wanna be a nation, name the leader!

Why is Antartica its own country? That makes even less sense than it being part of the S.M.A.S.H. world defense alliance in Evil Genius.

Pffft. There is not but one. Indeed, Europe shall be led by the vile group of men known as the EU.

And I have to come up with suitable names for all of them. Now, how to work schadenfreude into the German's name....

OOC: How about for the Latin zone Miguel Garcia?

Because it is! >_> <_<

OOC: How about for the Latin zone Miguel Garcia?

Okay!

China a Hero Country? Please change it into Europe or someone else. China won't happen. I'd like to play but I don't know which country to pick. I want to be a Hero Country but...

China a Hero Country? Please change it into Europe or someone else. China won't happen. I'd like to play but I don't know which country to pick. I want to be a Hero Country but...

China is too nationalist to join the UNU. And Europe is made of internationalists so they'd be the first one in! :D

Here's a few of them.

Germany: Heinrich von
Schlieffenheimnergutenabendgutennachtshadenfreudefarvegnugenalleslosnichtzuvielheilgedankenbittescha defreudichjetztseinnameistvertiigjetzt

France: Georges-Pierre-Raphael-Louis-Matien-Rouge-Lapin-Bouillabaisse-Sacre Bleu!-Tour Eiffel De la Croix, le Cont de Wallonie

Great Britain: Field Marshall Sir Lord Regent, Duke of Westphalia, Conqueror of India, Prince Gordon Lowell the Fourth of Lovecaster, Archbishop of Canterbury, Captain of Her Majesty's ship the Queen Victoria Shall Rule All, 4th regent to the third Earl of the chamber of Marshfield, High Vizier of the English Kings until his Death

Do enjoy until I've come up with more!

LMAO XD. I'll just sign you as Europe then. Anyway, Imma sleep. Keep signing up!

But China would never become a Christian country by 2020 either. I'll be China, though it's the only Hero country left.

I'd like to sign up as Australia. Prime Minister Alan Partridge shall be the character


By the way, you mean "The Balkans" not "The Baltics". The Baltics are in Northern Europe (e.g Estonia). The Balkans are down south (Serbia, Albania, etc.)

I'd like to be South Africa.

President Msada Nomeki can be the representative.

Hamptonshire: Blah.

Euroslavia: Okay!

Juosh: But China is too nationalist to join the UWU. They don't know that he's the Devil! Anyway, sorry. Let's see you get more posts.

And here's an update.

Antartica has been replaced with the Middle East. I am no longer the United States of America, so that's open. Also, keep signing...!!

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Bah!

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It's okay TIOR. We all love you. It's just, well..........you need new deoderant. The smell is keeping the thread empty. Oh, and BUMP.

Hey, what other countries sohuld be included in the EU? I'm thinking Poland, Sweden, Italy, and possibly one more. Ideas?

It's okay TIOR. We all love you. It's just, well..........you need new deoderant. The smell is keeping the thread empty. Oh, and BUMP.

Hey, what other countries sohuld be included in the EU? I'm thinking Poland, Sweden, Italy, and possibly one more. Ideas?

Just as long as you don't include Switzerland or Norway. Norway denied membership, and well...we all know Switz is as neutral as they come. :p

Every country in the EU of course. And BUMP.