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The F-420 Smoke Represents the apex of pothead engineering. Coated with a special stealth coating, the F-420 appears to be much smaller on radar than it actualy is, giving it an advantage in combat. The foward canards and thrust vectoring engines make it an excelent dogfighter. It has a weapons bay which holds 6 AMRAAMS or 3 JDAM bombs. Carrying weapons in the bay increasing stealth. But it can hold 4 Sidewinders on the wings and 4 Phoenix missiles under the engines, a top of the line phased array radar has been inculded to target the Phoenix missiles. The Smoke is available in carrier capable verisons and can be refueld by the hose and drouge method or the flying boom method while in flight. It features carbide armor around the crew compartment and an ACES 7 ejection seat.
Discount of 10% if you live in a pot-themed region!!!
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*weed for sale*
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bag = 90 $
joint = 10 $
pack of 10 joints = 88$
blundt = 20$
But we only sell one kind, SP's special hybrid hydro chronic blend #420 delivery is in a discreet peanut butter jar, in a brown box, sent UPS for 5$,: Add 10$ for FedEx rush shipping.
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attacking me 'cause I sell weed will be ignored

I would like 1 billion bags of weed please. 90 billion will be wired to you immedatly.

Phoenix Dynamix would be interested in purchasing production
rights for the F-420 Smoke. How much $$ would you require for the rights?

Order Confirmed

420billion for prodrights :) or telegram me with an offer

tag

Your gear looks expensive enough to be decent. I'll take a bar for, um, testing please, with possibilities of purchasing growing rights in the future, if that's ok!

Dear Sirs:

We would like to order 10 of your F-420's (with carrier adaptations on 5 of them) for testing purposes. Since we live in the Other Place to Poke Smot we assume we are entitled to the 10% discount on the purchase. We will report back to you on our test results.

We would also like to order 5 kilos of your special hybrid hydro chronic blend #420 for "testing" as well.

Money has been placed in escrow and upon delivery of the special hybrid hydro chronic blend #420 and confirmation of the order, all funds will be released.

Sincerely,
King 'Lude Valeeum Narcosis II
The Royal Empire of Mauiwowee

Nemh sends Thorkell over with a check for several trillion drakka and a letter saying to send as much pot as that can pay for.

Orders confirmed!!

Dude, your shit is dope! We've, um, scientifically determined it to have a THC content far higher than most Slaytaniccan strains, and a really clean smoke. We chucked on Godspeed and the cabinet didn't move for thirteen hours, even to change the tape. We'd like to purchase growing rights, and cross-growing rights if they exist!

Dear Sirs:
We have found these craft to be outstanding and would like to order 1,000 of these craft. Our testing confirmed what we suspected, stoners make the best things to fly with. Funds wired on confirmation.

Sincerely,
General Jack T. Ripper

Dude, your shit is dope! We've, um, scientifically determined it to have a THC content far higher than most Slaytaniccan strains, and a really clean smoke. We chucked on Godspeed and the cabinet didn't move for thirteen hours, even to change the tape. We'd like to purchase growing rights, and cross-growing rights if they exist!
Growing rights 420 trillion :D :D its a close secret!


Mauiwowee order confirmed, 10% off :D

The Bloody Reaper would like to purchise 10 F-420

r u selling planes AND weed or just weed

The Bloody Reaper wwould like to buy prodution rights at 500b

OOC: I'm not really sure that planes and weed mix very well...

OOC: I'm not really sure that planes and weed mix very well...
OOC: Planes and speed, though.. :)

IC:

You fiends! We'll have to place a standing order then, so that all of Slaytanicca may enjoy your wonderful discovery! Unfortunately all of your prices are for bags of unspecified weight, and frankly we wouldn't know what to do with all those peanut butter jars. May we inquire of prices per ninebar, or if we may be so bold, by the ton?

The Bloody Reaper wwould like to buy prodution rights at 500b
Sold, warning, we cant be selloing for much longer so act now while you still have the chance!!!

Sold, warning, we cant be selloing for much longer so act now while you still have the chance!!!

I'll buy prodction rights as well.