NationStates Jolt Archive

All laws prohibiting the use or supply of recreational drugs in the Soviet State of Hrstrovokia have been revoked, in our bid to become the world's latest and greatest den of hedonism and home to the bleary-eyed, stumbling and tripping out masses of happy-happy people across the globe. Come to Hrstrovokia, smoke a spliff, drop some speed and then rollercoaster the night on acid! But you better be damn sure you dont break any of our other laws, or we'll throw your crack addicted ass in jail. That aint hypocrisy, that's the law!

President & General Secretary Sean Matthews
Soviet State of Hrstrovokia

Nice.... The Mind sends his approval and asks when some of his subjects can visit your obviosly advanced society.

The Vessel

Any time, though we would like to inform you that 'shrooms are currently in season here at the moment. The sooner your psychedelic experience, the better.

President & General Secretary Sean Mathhews
Soviet State of Hrstrovokia

The shroom heads are already there probably. They're known to congregate around an area that has a yearly output. Entire sub-stations ahve been founded because so many of them moved into one area or the other.

Davis Krauseh

I wonder, what has this done to you economy and military strength... because, at the moment, it looks like you are all stoned out of your minds and could be easily taken over... hmm...

You talking to Glogenschut Herman or Hrstrovokia?

Hrstrovia

Not really, were just really, really, really paranoid now ... 0_o
President & General Secretary Sean Matthews
Soviet State of Hrstrovokia