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Here is the link to the thread I am referencing:

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=365831&page=1&pp=15

Because no one has taken anymore of them, the remaining prisoners shall be executed in various ways.

Prisoners: 7,700

15 will be executed via electric chair, a hometown favorite, without a headsponge.

100 will be hanged; short, sweet, and to the point.

And for all you mobsters out there, 85 will be shot in the stomach twice and we will see what happens.

500 will have cement dried around their ankles and will be thrown into a remote lake in the mountains.

1000 will be killed by lethal injection.

300 will be thown out of a plane at 30,000 feet without parachutes over a remote desert region near Comatica; 2,000 will be tossed out of a plane at the same elevation without parachutes over the sea.

And we will repeat this execution extravaganza next year with the other half. And no, I am not doing this to act BAD, and no, I am not going crazy.

This murder of prisioners is an atrocity and will not be tolerated




-Peoples Commisar of Pizzownage

We will give you a Nutropinian Clock O' Doom for some of the executions free of charge.

We will give you a Nutropinian Clock O' Doom for some of the executions free of charge.

I am not sure if I completely understand you. Would you like to take some of the prisoners and execute them, or...what? I do not understand.

We are disgusted with your intended actions. We will stop all trade with Comatica until we are satisfied the prisoners are safe.

Regretfully,
Jeff C Gorevomit, Slaytanicca

This murder of prisioners is an atrocity and will not be tolerated




-Peoples Commisar of Pizzownage

They are basically prisoners of war, if you had bothered to read the thread that I posted a link to. We have had a war with the terrorist/communists that frequent my nation, and I have taken prisoners. After selling a large fraction of them, I am executing the ones that were not sold.

We are disgusted with your intended actions. We will stop all trade with Comatica until we are satisfied the prisoners are safe.

Regretfully,
Jeff C Gorevomit, Slaytanicca

See post #6 ^^^

The people of the Communist nation of Pizzownage will not tolerate the death of any communists in any acts of genocide




-Peoples Commisar of Pizzownage

See post #6 ^^^
OOC:
1. I'd say that regardless of whether or not they were POWs
2. I think you linked the wrong thread.. it's about selling slaves, not fighting commies.

The people of the Communist nation of Pizzownage will not tolerate the death of any communists in any acts of genocide




-Peoples Commisar of Pizzownage

Ahhhh, now I understand.

And if you are a communist nation, be sure to clearly note that in your posts, m-kay?

OOC:
1. I'd say that regardless of whether or not they were POWs
2. I think you linked the wrong thread.. it's about selling slaves, not fighting commies.

Its about selling communist prisoners, who were captured during the war on communism. I am executing the prisoners that were not sold.

Its about selling communist prisoners, who were captured during the war on communism. I am executing the prisoners that were not sold.
OOC: I gathered that. My IC still stands, and I'm probably gonna threaten war in a minute.

No nation will uphold this act of genocide as banned wheather or not they were POWs. The prisoners shall be released to avoid international intervention


-Commisar of the People of Pizzownage

I have been threatened war before, primarily in the thread in that link. But if You truly think this is to be gone to war over, then I say that it shall be done.

The nation of Pizzownage would also offer assylum of the victims in question


-Peoples Commisar

The nation of Pizzownage would also offer assylum of the victims in question


-Peoples Commisar

*sigh*

Very well. You may take ONLY the prisoners that I am not executing this year. That is 3,700 prisoners. The other 4,000 will be executed as sceduled

We would like to give you a Giant Clock O' Doom (A clock with razor sharp hands that tick and you place the prisoner at the time you want them to be killed. When it gets that time, the clock cuts them apart.) as another means for you to execute your own prisoners. We thought you would be entertained by this method.

Present Day Comatica has the full support of the Confederate States of Mestionian. Though we do not agree with your policy, we will not stand idlely by and allow other nations to attempt to alter your government's decision.

Any attack on Present Day Comatica will be considered an act of war on the Confederate States of Mestionian and will be met with swift and brutal retaliation.

-George Kelley
Speaker
Mestionian House of Commons

Golencia disgusted with communist is glad to see some execution...however we do not really like the way they were killed, your prisoners you do what you will with them.

Present Day Comatica has the full support of the Confederate States of Mestionian. Though we do not agree with your policy, we will not stand idlely by and allow other nations to attempt to alter your government's decision.

Any attack on Present Day Comatica will be considered an act of war on the Confederate States of Mestionian and will be met with swift and brutal retaliation.

-George Kelley
Speaker
Mestionian House of Commons

Thank you indeed for your support.

*sight* capitalist are all blood thirsty savages that do not deserve to inhabit the world

We would like to give you a Giant Clock O' Doom (A clock with razor sharp hands that tick and you place the prisoner at the time you want them to be killed. When it gets that time, the clock cuts them apart.) as another means for you to execute your own prisoners. We thought you would be entertained by this method.

Oh, then of course, we will accept the clock and use it accordingly. The emperor's wife always thought that too many were to be executed by tossing them into the sea, so 100 will be killed by the clock-o-doom.

Present Day Comatica,

We will continue to condemn your actions, and beg you to hold from executing these political prisoners. Whatever they have done does not justify your proposed course of action.

*sight* capitalist are all blood thirsty savages that do not deserve to inhabit the world

Hey! What do you know, we are! :rolleyes:

Present Day Comatica,

We will continue to condemn your actions, and beg you to hold from executing these political prisoners. Whatever they have done does not justify your proposed course of action.

Yes, well...

I WOULD go on to tell you why I am doing all this, but you said that nothing can justify my proposed course of action.

Golencia disgusted with communist is glad to see some execution...however we do not really like the way they were killed, your prisoners you do what you will with them.

Thank you for support. And BTW, they have not been executed yet. I will announce when it gets underway.

We are intrigued. Perhaps recounting details and presenting us with evidence will curb our incessant whining, if not the bleeding of our hearts.

Its about selling communist prisoners, who were captured during the war on communism. I am executing the prisoners that were not sold.

is it too late to buy prisoners?

is it too late to buy prisoners?

Well...
I could take out 700 prisoners out of the 3,700 that I was going to give Pizzownage. I'll let you have them for $5,000, which is a bargain.

Well...
I could take out 700 prisoners out of the 3,700 that I was going to give Pizzownage. I'll let you have them for $5,000, which is a bargain.

i want the 700 most aggressive of the lot, will that cost extra?

A C-5 is on the way to Present Day Comatica with the Giant Clock O' Doom.

i want the 700 most aggressive of the lot, will that cost extra?

Only $200 extra.

And to Slaytanicca, give me a minute to compile something.

And Nutropinia, thank you for the Clock.

Only $200 extra..

DEAL.

money will be sent upon confirmation

DEAL.

money will be sent upon confirmation

Yay!

My first sale in many (NS) years!

Well, I can't get that proof for Slaytanicca, so it'll be a verbal fight that'll have to last.

We would like to "buy" all of them, if you will still sell them. Name your price.

OOC: Consider us verbally fighting!


IC:

Present Day Comatica,

We would be interested in sending a delegate to continue this debate. We believe you would be making a grave mistake to kill those prisoners, both for humanity and for yourself. This is not a threat; we have seen that many nations believe as us who are also more disposed to action.
We beg of you to hold the executions until this is resolved. We await your reply with earnest.

Sincerely,
Jeff C Gorevomit, Slaytanicca


OOC: A quick *hands teh 1337 evidence pix0rs* will do for me man, but my guys might still whinge because, let's face it, they're pussy lefty liberals :)

OOC: Consider us verbally fighting!


IC:

Present Day Comatica,

We would be interested in sending a delegate to continue this debate. We believe you would be making a grave mistake to kill those prisoners, both for humanity and for yourself. This is not a threat; we have seen that many nations believe as us who are also more disposed to action.
We beg of you to hold the executions until this is resolved. We await your reply with earnest.

Sincerely,
Jeff C Gorevomit, Slaytanicca


OOC: A quick *hands teh 1337 evidence pix0rs* will do for me man, but my guys might still whinge because, let's face it, they're pussy lefty liberals :)

Well, you may send your delegate, to take this and drag it on and on. We will most likely never agree, but we will hold the executions for an extended period of time.

And to Callisdrun: they are not for sale to nations such as yourself, mostly because of my beliefs, and also because you are most likely communist.

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And to Callisdrun: they are not for sale to nations such as yourself, mostly because of my beliefs, and also because you are most likely communist.

OOC: Actually, I am not communist. I have never heard of a communist monarchy. My nation stands to gain a bunch of new recruits... er... subjects and yours stands to gain a large sum of money. Profit is Profit

OOC: Actually, I am not communist. I have never heard of a communist monarchy. My nation stands to gain a bunch of new recruits... er... subjects and yours stands to gain a large sum of money. Profit is Profit

Well, how about 1,500? Since you are not communist, you can have them for $4,000. Is that good for you?

Well, how about 1,500? Since you are not communist, you can have them for $4,000. Is that good for you?

1,500 is better than none. We deem this deal acceptable.

-King Haakon IX

Very well, we thank you greatly for your kindness and rational, humane decision. Our deputy foreign minister Kathy "Pusmarrow" Woodbyne will arrive shortly by IL-76. Two MiG-29 escorts will turn back at your border if you can guarantee the plane's safety. We hope you don't find the presence of her bodyguards obtrusive.

We will not be hostile towards your planes, and they may venture into my nation as far as 100 miles, so it will be more convenient. However, if you cannot guarantee that you will not project a missle or fire upon us in any manner, then you will not be welcome. And I asure you, if you do show hostility toward us over my nation's soil, we will fire on you.

Her bodyguards shall convey no problem to us.

1,500 is better than none. We deem this deal acceptable.

-King Haakon IX

Excellent.

Good day, and thank you for shopping "The Place Where You Can Buy the Communist Prisoners That We Were Going To Execute Next Year But Now We Are Going To Sell To Anyone Who Wants Them."

Do you have any young and pretty female captives?
We need that kind of... toys.. to sacrifice for our State Religion, the Cult of Kali.

Money is not a real object.


OOC: actually... it's just a pretext to keep a certain nation... occupied.

No person shall excute any prisoners. I will excute you if you already excuted the prisoners of war

Do you have any young and pretty female captives?
We need that kind of... toys.. to sacrifice for our State Religion, the Cult of Kali.

Money is not a real object.


OOC: actually... it's just a pretext to keep a certain nation... occupied.

We do have 300 female captives, but they are not young. All are over the age of 65 by now.

I WOULD go on to tell you why I am doing all this, but you said that nothing can justify my proposed course of action.

I think it's time to do that, for Roman Republic and Slaytanicca.

We do have 300 female captives, but they are not young. All are over the age of 65 by now.

* The High Priest Paravana sits up and answers sadly*

The Mother Goddess does not accept imperfect sacrifice....

Hare Sri Kali!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/marcatplay/facts/ra03.jpg


OOC: Kali is a goddess of time, with a preference for youth.

Dunbarrow, why are you using picture of Hindu Gods, Are you an Indian/Hindu?

Sending in 20 Airborne Divisions to ruin the excution and bring Present Day Comatica to the UN and they will deal with you.

I think it's time to do that, for Roman Republic and Slaytanicca.

OK, here we go. This is why I have taken so many prisoners and are executing 3,000 of them:

EXHIBIT A

Clicky-clicky (http://forums2.co.uk/showthread.php?t=367531)
This is an example of what the communist enemies have done to us.

EXHIBIT B

The people of my nation have formed a stereotype for communists that I fear cannot be broken.

You see, our vast mountain ranges are home to scheming and conniving communist extremists who despise Comatica and it's entire government. They have spawned numerous attacks on my nation, and we grow more fearful by the day of another attack. They have yet to topple us, but their trials were not in vain. They have weakened us slightly, but ever so slightly. My people now are frightened and angered at the communists attacking us, and it has gone to an extreme level. They now have formed a stereotype that all communists are evil people out to topple every other government form but their own. This is not true, however, for most socialist parties do not share their exact views. But the citizens of Comatica have this in their minds, and they are particularly conservative.




So there. I hope that that may satisfy some of you.

Sending in 20 Airborne Divisions to ruin the excution and bring Present Day Comatica to the UN and they will deal with you.

*sigh*

Dunbarrow, why are you using picture of Hindu Gods, Are you an Indian/Hindu?

Dear Roman Republic... after outlawing the Catholics, Dunbarrow has become a devoutly Hindu nation.

Dear Roman Republic... after outlawing the Catholics, Dunbarrow has become a devoutly Hindu nation.

Thanks for bring in the oldest and only Polytheist religon. Instead of Kali why not worship the other gods.

http://www.avikatz.net/books/hindu/images/the_gods.jpg


Present Day Comatica, I am not done with you. I have served in 5 operations. So stand down, why don't you change your government to make both sides content.

Thanks for bring in the oldest and only Polytheist religon. Instead of Kali why not worship the other gods.

http://www.avikatz.net/books/hindu/images/the_gods.jpg


Present Day Comatica, I am not done with you. I have served in 5 operations. So stand down, why don't you change your government to make both sides content.

I am not afraid of your nation, and will not stand down. My government is my own business, and these executions will carry on.

Thanks for bring in the oldest and only Polytheist religon. Instead of Kali why not worship the other gods.

http://www.avikatz.net/books/hindu/images/the_gods.jpg




*swami Paravana raises his head*

Sri Kali rules time... for Dunbarrow to be everlasting, Dunbarrow shall worship the Goddess of time above all!

Hare Sri Kali!

*swami Paravana returns to studying the Vedas*


OOC: Kali has a mother-goddess aspect, so it keeps the remaining catholics content.
Further... though I am no Hindu, I find it ridiculous that the oldest existant religion on our planet is treated as a non-entity...

I am not afraid of your nation, and will not stand down. My government is my own business, and these executions will carry on.

Your pretty brave, but excutions will stop. I will stop them. I will use force by the Sovreign power of the Roman Republic

Present Day Comatica,

We thank you kindly for the courtesy you have shown our delegate. She informs us the situation in your nation is not as we realise, and we apologise for our earlier arrogance.
We kindly ask you to remember these men committed crimes against your nation through hatred of the state and misguided ideals, not through malicious or selfish intent. This coupled with their surrender should be enough to prevent you from executing them, particularly in the horrific and painful ways you have suggested. Although we will not threaten action against your state, we must warn you that other nations will also take offense as we did. We propose we send our delegate to debate the matter with your administration, and suggest inviting other, neutral nations to these talks.
We well appreciate your public will not be satified until these rebels are dead, but will not tolerate the exploitation of a minority in this barbaric way.

Regards,
Jeff C Gorevomit, Slaytanicca



Roman Republic,

We beg of you to stand down your threats, as we humbly feel such intimidation will only accelerate the end of the prisoners. We have suggested talks with the current administration, and believe it unreasonable of them to deny you a voice.

Regards,
Jeff C Gorevomit, Slaytanicca

Your pretty brave, but excutions will stop. I will stop them. I will use force by the Sovreign power of the Roman Republic

As much as you want them stopped, I assure you it will not happen. I will most likely perform the execution in sections, all of which I will try to conduct secretively. And as for your threat, I have a nation who said that he would defend me against anyone who threatened me with force. I also have a number of other allies.

Present Day Comatica,

We thank you kindly for the courtesy you have shown our delegate. She informs us the situation in your nation is not as we realise, and we apologise for our earlier arrogance.
We kindly ask you to remember these men committed crimes against your nation through hatred of the state and misguided ideals, not through malicious or selfish intent. This coupled with their surrender should be enough to prevent you from executing them, particularly in the horrific and painful ways you have suggested. Although we will not threaten action against your state, we must warn you that other nations will also take offense as we did. We propose we send our delegate to debate the matter with your administration, and suggest inviting other, neutral nations to these talks.
We well appreciate your public will not be satified until these rebels are dead, but will not tolerate the exploitation of a minority in this barbaric way.

Regards,
Jeff C Gorevomit, Slaytanicca



Roman Republic,

We beg of you to stand down your threats, as we humbly feel such intimidation will only accelerate the end of the prisoners. We have suggested talks with the current administration, and believe it unreasonable of them to deny you a voice.

Regards,
Jeff C Gorevomit, Slaytanicca

I have been threatened, as you have seen with Roman Republic, and it will in fact accelerate the execution.

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Thanks for bring in the oldest and only Polytheist religon.





OOC: Oldest perhaps, but not the only polytheistic one. Several of my friends are polytheists.

As much as you want them stopped, I assure you it will not happen. I will most likely perform the execution in sections, all of which I will try to conduct secretively. And as for your threat, I have a nation who said that he would defend me against anyone who threatened me with force. I also have a number of other allies.


Yeah right, I can kick their butt to Earth 1000. I also trusted a person to defend my nation, but they never kept their promise so I started a region and combined all the members just like the USSR. So my members will help me and I will help them? Your too weak! Once you eacute the first prisoner, I will relatiate. We can neigotate for drugs!

OOC: Oldest perhaps, but not the only polytheistic one. Several of my friends are polytheists.

Now you've anger me!

Yeah right, I can kick their butt to Earth 1000. I also trusted a person to defend my nation, but they never kept their promise so I started a region and combined all the members just like the USSR. So my members will help me and I will help them? Your too weak! Once you eacute the first prisoner, I will relatiate. We can neigotate for drugs!

Then it is time for you to "retaliate." We have just recently executed the first prisoners, but only 85. If you continue to threaten and even begin to attack me, then they will all be executed, along with a good number of your troops.

Then it is time for you to "retaliate." We have just recently executed the first prisoners, but only 85. If you continue to threaten and even begin to attack me, then they will all be executed, along with a good number of your troops.


Yeah right my troops are fully trained and have the most updated technology. How are you going to capture them. With Magic.

I am relaliating and brigining you to After-War trials for excuting prisoners in the UN

Yeah right my troops are fully trained and have the most updated technology. How are you going to capture them. With Magic.

I am relaliating and brigining you to After-War trials for excuting prisoners in the UN
He's not subject to UN resolutions if he isnt a member

Now you've anger me!

OOC: There are many religions that hold a belief in more than one god. Just most of them are not nearly as large as Hinduism.

IC:

Can we buy any more of the prisoners?

Cotland watches the executions with disgust, and impose a penalty tax on all goods from Present Day Comatica, effective immediately.

Cotland watches the executions with disgust, and impose a penalty tax on all goods from Present Day Comatica, effective immediately.

I have a large problem to deal with already, so a penalty tax is not bad at all, compared to some of the threats I've received.

Yeah right my troops are fully trained and have the most updated technology. How are you going to capture them. With Magic.

I am relaliating and brigining you to After-War trials for excuting prisoners in the UN

Gabbostahn makes a good point. I have never even so much as thought of joining the UN, and this world's nations are free to govern themselves as they see fit, as long as they do not harm another nation unfairly. And the last time I checked, I was a nation in this world, and have governed myself for quite some time now (In fact I have 100 'NS' years of experience), without the aid of outside nations, and successfully, might I add. I suggest that you be the first to take initiative and pull back immediately.

Otherwise I may never look at you the same way again.

If you are ready to step down, then all I ask is that you say so (obviously), and apologize for you're frequent threats. If not, then I would think that a declaration of war is in order.

--Direct statement from Emperor Lucius

If you are ready to step down, then all I ask is that you say so (obviously), and apologize for you're frequent threats. If not, then I would think that a declaration of war is in order.

--Direct statement from Emperor Lucius


I will never step down or aplologize. I also survived by myself and serving 5 operations of war and helping rebals by myself. I will bring you to justice.

I will never step down or aplologize. I also survived by myself and serving 5 operations of war and helping rebals by myself. I will bring you to justice.

Then let me be "brought to justice." If you will not just accept that my doings are my own, then perhaps we will meet halfway. I will release half of the prisoners if you step down, to save innocent lives. I ask that you do so. Both of us will suffer terrible loss if you continue with your "justice" plans, and for nothing that concerns you in the first place. If you still wish to stand up and fight, then a declaration of war will be drawn up, and it will be war. But my military will be ready for whatever you toss out there; mark my words.

Direct statement from Emperor Lucius.

Would it please be possible to buy more of the prisoners? Notice that we are not threatening the use of force or sanctions in any way, we are merely placing a reasonable request.

Would it please be possible to buy more of the prisoners? Notice that we are not threatening the use of force or sanctions in any way, we are merely placing a reasonable request.

How about 500? you can have them for $1,000.

The Roman Republic must stop its aggresive threats immediately, or the IC will have to react with force. As for the prisoners, they are of Lucius's decision. Green Sun would rather see Communist rebels be destroyed than diplomaticly dealt with since noody ever truly abandons their ideas.

Present Day Comatica,

Very well. Since you are refusing to speak to our delegate she will leave the country tonight. We must warn you, however, that we sincerely believe you are making a grave mistake, and that more people will suffer for this mistake than the hapless prisoners of war you are so bent on murdering. We will not threaten you with agression, but plead with you to see reason and compromise.

Regards,

Jeff C Gorevomit, Slaytanicca

The Sultanate of Thgin has been having troubles with it's sanitation departmen the past few years, as has the entire region of Itchy Spot. As none of our citizens can be bothered to actually clean up for themselves, we would like to purchase a number of captives for employment in our sanitation industries.

We would like to acquire as many as 2000 captives. However, we have a tight budget of just under $5000. If you can accomodate us, please let us know. We've heard great things about communist sanitation workers.

Then let me be "brought to justice." If you will not just accept that my doings are my own, then perhaps we will meet halfway. I will release half of the prisoners if you step down, to save innocent lives. I ask that you do so. Both of us will suffer terrible loss if you continue with your "justice" plans, and for nothing that concerns you in the first place. If you still wish to stand up and fight, then a declaration of war will be drawn up, and it will be war. But my military will be ready for whatever you toss out there; mark my words.

Direct statement from Emperor Lucius.


I will step down for sometime and we can make a deal. You will release all the prisoners in exchange for 100lbs of drugs from me.

To the Respected Government of Comatica:

The Emperor of Kangsburg inquires if you have any Korean communist POWs
We would certainly like to "save" them for reverse "re-education". I am willing to pay $10,000 for each. Money will be wired in US Dollars or Euros from Kangsburg Pounds.

I will step down for sometime and we can make a deal. You will release all the prisoners in exchange for 100lbs of drugs from me.

I thank you very much for stepping down. Loss of innocent lives were at stake for sometime, but I thank you nonetheless. As for the executions, they will not be executed, but the remainder of them will be sold off as they were in my previous thread.

How about 500? you can have them for $1,000.

That will do nicely, thank you for your cooperation.

All I have to say is:

It is wrong to both sell the Prisoners who havn't done a thing, nor have you backed up anything that you claim they have done, which you havn't claimed they have done wrongs.

It is wrong to execute them because no one is taking them. Banishment is much better, and keeping them under heavy watch for a couple of years.

We will remain neutral.

Parliament of Pyschotika.

All I have to say is:

It is wrong to both sell the Prisoners who havn't done a thing, nor have you backed up anything that you claim they have done, which you havn't claimed they have done wrongs.

It is wrong to execute them because no one is taking them. Banishment is much better, and keeping them under heavy watch for a couple of years.

We will remain neutral.

Parliament of Pyschotika.

I have claimed why they were being sold off, earlier in the thread. I stated that they were war criminals, and that they have launched several attacks on my nation. I also said much more.

I thank you very much for stepping down. Loss of innocent lives were at stake for sometime, but I thank you nonetheless. As for the executions, they will not be executed, but the remainder of them will be sold off as they were in my previous thread.


Good. I will still monitor the prisoners

Good. I will still monitor the prisoners

Very well. Thank you for your cooperation.