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The commander of armed forces in my country want to test the capabilities of our new tank, so he has declared a war game between two of the Camel Eaters tank divisions and two of our own. The rules are 1. No actual killing of the enemy, both teams will use lasers that imitate actual rockets. 2. At no time will the turrets of the tanks be armed. 3. All tanks must withdraw once hit. To make this a little more interesting we will give fifty thousand to the one who wins if a mutual sum is exchanged in place of the Camel Eater. We urge the Camel Eaters to accept this gesture of international good will.

You fucked up Matthew edit and then I'll take a peeksy. Only slightly better. You can do better. Try again. One - two paragraphs buddy.

OOC: Alright that's much better. What is the commander's name? And the names of the two tank divisions but other than that you're off to a good start.


IC: Jaygis Lutch looked at the declaration with bemusement. Turning to his secretary he said "Let's give 'em somewhat. Send the River Division and the Red Mule Tanks Korps."

The tanks had been retrofitted with lasers and the commanders had been given strict orders not to embarras their enemy to much. They decided not to obey this order.

The money was presented quickly and the tanks were moved out along the course. The Red Mule Tank Korps (RMTK) used M-I Abrams and the River used primarily a concept tank. The Green Dragon was outfitted with a Light SSM (Surface to Surface Missile) System. It was deadly and accurate.

The wargame began.

Major General Gregory Langdon watched as his two tank divisions, tank crew Charlie and tank crew Zulu suited up and got in thier new TC-2 tanks. The crews were excited as this was thier first chance to test the capabilities of these new tanks.

"Alright men, the Camel Eaters have agreed and we move out double time, As you know thier tank corp. may be superior to ours.... just do your best and we can all go home victorious. Colonel are all of your tanks fitted with lasers?"

"Yessir, General"

"Good, Charlie you're designated company red, Zulu company blue. Let's give 'em hell"
Both tank corps moved into the desert and quckly dissapeared from sight as thier reactive camo activated.

The RMTK rolled out scanners blazing as they picked up the location of an enemy tank. "Damn togaroaras don't realize that heat still comes off camoed tanks." The turret laser armed and fired.

River had split up into small groups of three moving quickly they were really confused when they couldn't find a tank. Right until one collided with a Zulu. The message was quickly sent around that the enemy had camo. That's when they brought out the jamming equipment...

Blu 1: Goddammit, jammers! AT mines (OoC:lasers that act like mines) now! uncamo and straighten up those lines of fire! Load! Open fire! The targeting comps worked well and 3 of River's tanks were neutralized as blue withdrew a few kilo's

OOC: That's gomodding Matthew. But I'll let you have it this time.

IC: RMTK turrets aimed at the lines. "Damn this'll be easy they lined up for us." They opened fire.

The Green Dragons opened up with their SSMs...

OoC: How is that godmodding? :mad: I uncamo'ed and shot you and ran the hell away. All you have to do is hit a few while we retreat DUH

Blu 1: OH SHIT!
Ten tanks take direct hits and are neutralized. :( The remaining Zulu's fire and take out only a measly three tanks. The 20 remainder tanks retreat as red company attacks from the back.
Red 1: Long Range Guns! Open! Fiyah!
Lasers imitating 110 caliber shells hit around the enemy . Now! Red Break and engage individual targets on mark. MARK!
Blu 1: You heard the man! GO GO GO! By the way red nice timing
Red 1: Don't bunch up like that blue.

OOC: By posting my losses you Godmod.

IC: The RMTK swirled around as the Green Dragons engaged the retreating forces. Twelve RMTK tanks were lost.

"Switch ta five degree ambience."

"Aye sir!"

The RMTK tanks fired at five times their normal radius. They charged hoping ot use their heavily armored bodies to shatter the Zulus...

OoC: Aw Damn. Did I do that? sry, instinctive by the way go to "Yeah well, We secrete poison"

One Zulu tank gets slammed hard as the others dodge and starts to smoke.
Blu 1: Oh my god, protocol breach 43 enemy has damaged a tank. All units, TACWIT manuver 2!
Red moves forward and lasers simulated shells around the Green Dragon's positions and withdraw.
Red 1: SHIT, did they really just make contact to that tank?!?! THIS IS A GODDAMN WAR GAME! ALL RED! TACWIT 2, TACWIT 2 !
They go into wedge formation and speed through the unsuspecting rivers dropping mines all the way.

"River group switch to Artillery stance. Red Mules bring it in. Take those bastards out!"

The RMTK speed towards Zulu and Charlie. Two are neutralized when they hist mines but the rest press on firing everything they have in alternating waves...

Red/blue companys hurtles through the desert at 100 mph.
Blu 1: We're home free boys!!!
Blue 1 and Blue 5 are neutralized from dead accurate artillery fire
Blu 1: Goddamit! I'm out
Red 1 : OPEN FORMATION. Fire rear turret lasers on my mark. Sniper tanks, Get a bead on the leader now........... Open fire!!!!!!!
Charlie and the remainder of Zulu spin on thier axis and all fire.
Red 1: TACMAN 6
All units begin to move toward the Camel Eater's units at flank speed.


OoC: I'm out of here 4 today alright? Gonna watch South Park.