NationStates Jolt Archive

"This is Joseph Mladic of the White Peoples Radio and Television Network... The Department of Public Morality, acting on orders from the Czar, has lifted the ban on women driving, this is an immediate change, to be implemented at once, all across the Federation. Also, the law requiring men to have beards is hereby voided, and furthermore..."


He paused for a few seconds, "The women's dress code in regards to being covered from ankle to neck is hereby recinded and the laws have been taken off the books. However, the DPM has made it quite clear that they will not tolerate women dressing in manners non-modest and unbecoming manners. Modesty will simply be up to each individual citizen to decide."


He chuckled a bit, "Well ladies, let's remember, modesty, keep those skirts below the knee."

His tone then went back to serious, "And remember, you can still get arrested for dressing like a whore."

Suddenly he seemed a bit laid back and relaxed, "One last thing, don't forget, the Republican Guard officers magazine, "RG Times" is starting a search for a woman who is the representation of the ideal of the Mississippian concept of beauty. If you think you qualify, talk to your local RG HQ."

Mr. Mladic--

How can one be dressed like a "whore"?

King MacDonald

Mr. Mladic--

How can one be dressed like a "whore"?

King MacDonald



"Primarily women who are wearing clothing that shows too much leg, and doesn't cover the stomach, women who are dressed in such a manner that they are showing their private parts if they were to uncross their legs, or women who don't wear any underwear and make it obvious, there are many ways to tell who is dressed appropriately and who is not."

Congratulations, Mladic. You and Mississippi are on the path back to sanity.

-Yuna Mannerheim

From the Desk of the Minister of Foreign Affairs

The Empire of Avadria applauds your decision to reduce such restricting laws. We do agree though that women should restrain from dressing in manners unacceptable in the public eye, however we offer no public dress code (Except in the case of all schools) and rely on the general teaching of common morals during their upbringing.

On a related note, what was it that prompted your nation to lift these laws?

Minister of Foreign Affairs
Gerhard Norris

"Primarily women who are wearing clothing that shows too much leg, and doesn't cover the stomach, women who are dressed in such a manner that they are showing their private parts if they were to uncross their legs, or women who don't wear any underwear and make it obvious, there are many ways to tell who is dressed appropriately and who is not."

So wearing a tank top and short shorts is wrong? Christ, it's like dealing with the f*cking Taliban!

-Yuna

From the Desk of the Minister of Foreign Affairs

The Empire of Avadria applauds your decision to reduce such restricting laws. We do agree though that women should restrain from dressing in manners unacceptable in the public eye, however we offer no public dress code (Except in the case of all schools) and rely on the general teaching of common morals during their upbringing.

On a related note, what was it that prompted your nation to lift these laws?

Minister of Foreign Affairs
Gerhard Norris


"You'd have to ask the Czar, and I'm not sure he'd say..."


Joseph Mladic

So wearing a tank top and short shorts is wrong? Christ, it's like dealing with the f*cking Taliban!

-Yuna


"So you want to be free to do what? Dress like a whore? Then you are a whore..."


Joseph Mladic

So wearing a tank top and short shorts is wrong? Christ, it's like dealing with the f*cking Taliban!

-Yuna


Hence why we stand behind our assumption that all men in DA are queer.

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-

"So you want to be free to do what? Dress like a whore? Then you are a whore..."


Joseph Mladic

"Mladic, for God's sake, do you ever go one day without trying to ruin my credibility and/or call me a whore? One would think you'd have something else to do.."

-Yuna

Hence why we stand behind our assumption that all men in DA are queer.

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-

I completely agree. However, most of them are not gay- I know for a fact that Curtis marries his sister, and that most of DA's government would screw me given the chance.

-Yuna.

"Mladic, for God's sake, do you ever go one day without trying to ruin my credibility and/or call me a whore? One would think you'd have something else to do.."

-Yuna



"One would think... Whore..."


Joseph Mladic

Hence why we stand behind our assumption that all men in DA are queer.

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-



"I think our high birthrate and the fact that most men have eight or twelve children, and most women report their husbands do them several times a time... We're not queer, we just know how to use modesty and keep it in our pants."

Paul Stahlecker, Foreign Minister

"One would think... Whore..."


Joseph Mladic


"Are you jealous, Mladic? Jealous because you'll never have me? Seems that way to me."

-Yuna Mannerheim

I completely agree. However, most of them are not gay- I know for a fact that Curtis marries his sister, and that most of DA's government would screw me given the chance.

-Yuna.


"I didn't marry my sister, you whore... You're just a whore who is bitter that you didn't get me back in 1996 when you had the chance."


Curtis Fabus



Ooc- This RP will be up shortly... You'll all see.

"Are you jealous, Mladic? Jealous because you'll never have me? Seems that way to me."

-Yuna Mannerheim



"I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, whore."


Joseph Mladic

"I didn't marry my sister, you whore... You're just a whore who is bitter that you didn't get me back in 1996 when you had the chance."


Curtis Fabus



Ooc- This RP will be up shortly... You'll all see.


"I never wanted you anyway, you bleedin' bastard.."

"I never wanted you anyway, you bleedin' bastard.."




"I think I know otherwise, you could barely keep your hands off me in 95 and 96... Just admit it Yuna."

Curtis Fabus

OOC: DA, you should have an RP of a meeting of the Anti-Yuna league.

"I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, whore."


Joseph Mladic

"Lies..your former boss said the same thing about me. Look what he did. I tell you, Mississippi is full of hypocrites.."

-Yuna Mannerheim

"I think I know otherwise, you could barely keep your hands off me in 95 and 96... Just admit it Yuna."

Curtis Fabus

"All a charade, Curtis..All a charade."

"All a charade, Curtis..All a charade."


"Not really Yuna, not at all... You loved me and were ready to marry me until you found out about the gulags and my intelligence operatives "disappearing" my political opponents, then you got all freaked out and had an attack of conscience... Really, you were in Mississippi for nearly two years, you had no idea of what was going on then, yeah right... You just freaked out, you had to have known all along what was going on with the camps and all."


Curtis Fabus

"Not really Yuna, not at all... You loved me and were ready to marry me until you found out about the gulags and my intelligence operatives "disappearing" my political opponents, then you got all freaked out and had an attack of conscience... Really, you were in Mississippi for nearly two years, you had no idea of what was going on then, yeah right... You just freaked out, you had to have known all along what was going on with the camps and all."


Curtis Fabus

"I thought you were better than that, Curtis. I thought you were. I thought I could change you- stupid of me for thinking that. I also thought you at least had the honor to not attempt to bomb my wedding..yes, you did, I remember all too well."

"I thought you were better than that, Curtis. I thought you were. I thought I could change you- stupid of me for thinking that. I also thought you at least had the honor to not attempt to bomb my wedding..yes, you did, I remember all too well."



"I don't remember bombing your wedding... I think that a Mirage F1 piloted by somebody who was not me, bombed your wedding... I was not flying the plane, so it wasn't me... Get your facts straight, you tramp."


Curtis Fabus

"I don't remember bombing your wedding... I think that a Mirage F1 piloted by somebody who was not me, bombed your wedding... I was not flying the plane, so it wasn't me... Get your facts straight, you tramp."


Curtis Fabus

"Must I speak in simple terms? You ordered the bombing of my wedding. Mirage F1s strafed the chapel. They had VG markings. An order like that could only have come from you. Therefore, you're responsible. If you can't understand that, then you need to go back to f*cking Kindergarten and get a f*cking education."

"So, what can I say, at the time, the thought of that... that.. him, marrying you, rather than I getting to marry you, it was too much to bear. Is it really a crime that I loved you so much then? Of course you seemed incapable of returning my love after I refused your unreasonable demands to change. You made me decide between loyalty to the race and nation, my duties to my people, and you... It's quite clear which I chose."


Curtis Fabus

"The Fabus Administration once again tries to trick the world into thinking they have reformed when, in fact, it is all just for show."

Dictator Paul 'The Mad' Silver

"The Fabus Administration once again tries to trick the world into thinking they have reformed when, in fact, it is all just for show."

Dictator Paul 'The Mad' Silver


"No, no, it's not for show... My wife didn't like kissing me with a beard, and so in order to shave, legally shave, I had to scrap the laws requiring all men to have beards... As for the driving laws, well my wife is to thank for those being scrapped as well, let's just say she refused to do certain things, unless she could drive herself places, and legally drive herself that is."

Czar Roger Fabus

"So, what can I say, at the time, the thought of that... that.. him, marrying you, rather than I getting to marry you, it was too much to bear. Is it really a crime that I loved you so much then? Of course you seemed incapable of returning my love after I refused your unreasonable demands to change. You made me decide between loyalty to the race and nation, my duties to my people, and you... It's quite clear which I chose."


Curtis Fabus

"And I followed my heart, as well. I discovered who you really were- an absolutely heartless bastard, with no regard for the well-being of other people. But still, the point is, I loved Alec. You had to deal with it. Killing him and me would not have changed a thing."

"I guess we found out who really is in control of Mississippi, now didn't we."

Dictator Paul 'The Mad' Silver

"No, no, it's not for show... My wife didn't like kissing me with a beard, and so in order to shave, legally shave, I had to scrap the laws requiring all men to have beards... As for the driving laws, well my wife is to thank for those being scrapped as well, let's just say she refused to do certain things, unless she could drive herself places, and legally drive herself that is."

Czar Roger Fabus

While I would somewhat question Alice's means of doing it, I shan't go further..Anyway, good job. It's a step to sanity.

-Yuna Mannerheim

"I guess we found out who really is in control of Mississippi, now didn't we."

Dictator Paul 'The Mad' Silver


"I am fully in control of Misssisippi, but I aim to keep a happy Czarina, so her input must be taken into consideration as well."


Czar Roger Fabus

While I would somewhat question Alice's means of doing it, I shan't go further..Anyway, good job. It's a step to sanity.

-Yuna Mannerheim



"Hey, do you like kissing a man with a beard, they're itchy and it's not pleasant..."


Czarina Alice Fabus




"Yeah, she does have a point, I guess I wouldn't want to kiss me if I had a beard either."

Czar Roger Fabus

"Hey, do you like kissing a man with a beard, they're itchy and it's not pleasant..."


Czarina Alice Fabus




"Yeah, she does have a point, I guess I wouldn't want to kiss me if I had a beard either."

Czar Roger Fabus

"No I don't, Alice..however, I do think your method of denying Roger sex was a bit unconventional for you, but I shan't go into that.."

"No I don't, Alice..however, I do think your method of denying Roger sex was a bit unconventional for you, but I shan't go into that.."



"I didn't deny him sex... Well sex per se... I just denied him the sort of sex he was interested in at the time... I'll leave it to your imagination to figure out what Roger was after, let's just say what Curtis did with you, well that sort of stuff must run in the Fabus family... I'l leave it at that..."


Czarina Alice Fabus

Lower Freedonia is decidedly confused by these regulations, as it is customary for our prostitutes to be dressed in shoulder-to-knee-length gowns with high necklines. Gives the whole thing an appearance of class, you see.

"I didn't deny him sex... Well sex per se... I just denied him the sort of sex he was interested in at the time... I'll leave it to your imagination to figure out what Roger was after, let's just say what Curtis did with you, well that sort of stuff must run in the Fabus family... I'l leave it at that..."


Czarina Alice Fabus

"You poor soul..how was it?"

-Yuna Mannerheim

"You poor soul..how was it?"

-Yuna Mannerheim



"I liked it... Didn't think I would, but I did..."


Czarina Alice Fabus

"I liked it... Didn't think I would, but I did..."


Czarina Alice Fabus

"Interesting- perhaps Roger's not as insane as Curtis, who knows.."

We have to admit that these changes are encouraging, though we didn't really have much to worry about we like to see societies taking steps forward rather then reverting to fundamentalism.

Though personally we find it liberating and perfectly acceptable for our own people to go completely without clothes should they wish. It's concidered natural over here, though obviously there are situations which require clothing such as various jobs and activities.

We respect other nations laws on morality, though we don't always entirely understand them. Iuthia has no more perverts then any other nation, perhaps even less seeing as we are very open about the subject of sexuality and our nations crime rate is almost nil. So the idea is a little alien to us...

Nevermind, we are glad that your nation has become more pracitcal on this issue and we congradulate your womans senses on the matter. Morality is down the individual and their education/environment, not their clothing.

Thanks,

Foreign Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps

"Interesting- perhaps Roger's not as insane as Curtis, who knows.."


"I saw the tape of you and Curtis, most disturbing... Roger is nothing like that..."


Czarina Alice Fabus

"I saw the tape of you and Curtis, most disturbing... Roger is nothing like that..."


Czarina Alice Fabus

"It was disturbing, the more I think about it- Curtis really overdid it."

"It was disturbing, the more I think about it- Curtis really overdid it."



"Don't tell anybody I said this... But I think Curtis still has feelings for you and is just bitter and mad at you because of it."


Czarina Alice Fabus

"I think our high birthrate and the fact that most men have eight or twelve children, and most women report their husbands do them several times a time... We're not queer, we just know how to use modesty and keep it in our pants."

Paul Stahlecker, Foreign Minister
Our research has found that a nation with a higher birthrate is usually poorer than those with a lower birthrate nation. We're surprised that your women would even touch you though.

Hannah Kell Grau
Director of Eugenics and Natal Studies

"Don't tell anybody I said this... But I think Curtis still has feelings for you and is just bitter and mad at you because of it."


Czarina Alice Fabus

"I'm aware of that. I lived in Mississippi for two years- we grew close, but then I saw him for who he really was. I left him, and found Alec. But Curtis wouldn't stop there. He tried to bomb my wedding."

"I think our high birthrate and the fact that most men have eight or twelve children, and most women report their husbands do them several times a time... We're not queer, we just know how to use modesty and keep it in our pants."

Paul Stahlecker, Foreign Minister


Emphasize mine.

Could this possibly be due to DA males being.....unusually ill equipped? Or perhaps they simply lack stamina, in which case it takes them several attempts daily to reach climax?

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-

Emphasize mine.

Could this possibly be due to DA males being.....unusually ill equipped? Or perhaps they simply lack stamina, in which case it takes them several attempts daily to reach climax?

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-


"I've done my wife for three hours straight before, I can keep it going all damn night if I wanted to... But I won't say anything more, that's all personal stuff..."


Czar Roger Fabus

"I've done my wife for three hours straight before, I can keep it going all damn night if I wanted to... But I won't say anything more, that's all personal stuff..."


Czar Roger Fabus


And let me guess the thoughts running through her mind the whole time..... 'Jesus Christ, when is he going to stop?'. Screwing a dead fish with a small fishing pole for 3 hours isn't my idea of fun. And if it really does take 3 hours, I bet she's not too into it.

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-

And if it really does take 3 hours, I bet she's not too into it.[/i]

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-


"Do the words multiple orgasms mean anything to you?"

Czar Roger Fabus

"Do the words multiple orgasms mean anything to you?"

Czar Roger Fabus

Do the words 'perhaps she's faking it time and time again so that maybe you'll take the hint and call it a night' mean anything to YOU? Sounds to me like you're a little...insecure and abit greedy in the sack. You know, there are professionals out there that can help you with these problems.

-Minister Hartman-

I'd prefer hearing it from her but if you really want to be an idiot and broadcast everything to the INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY then that's your business.

Markus Tenghram of Commonsense

We prefer to stay out of our peoples' lives when it comes to regulation of morality. Thus, we are pleased Decisive Action has decided to stop being the Christian Taliban and let women do a few things, but not too many. We will not let women run wild and act like whores, unless they are in fact whores.

-Interior Minister Shapour Savhadkohi

"I guess we found out who really is in control of Mississippi, now didn't we."

Dictator Paul 'The Mad' Silver

ooc: :)

I'd prefer hearing it from her but if you really want to be an idiot and broadcast everything to the INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY then that's your business.

Markus Tenghram of Commonsense



Ooc- The last few between Roger and various folks of AMF are not public knowledge... They're just personal communications, I think I should have cleared that up, yes?

Do the words 'perhaps she's faking it time and time again so that maybe you'll take the hint and call it a night' mean anything to YOU? Sounds to me like you're a little...insecure and abit greedy in the sack. You know, there are professionals out there that can help you with these problems.

-Minister Hartman-


"Oh no, trust me, she likes it."

Czar Roger Fabus