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The People's Republic Of Mass Pwnage is looking for...

MassPwnage
28-11-2004, 23:55
My Nation is looking for a few good err... *sighs* Mercenaries.
I regret to say that my people are far too peaceful to engage in any serious fighting.
My recruiters shall recruit from an individual basis from any nation across the world.

Who's allowed in?

*Must be at least 10 years of age
*Must have 2 good eyes and all 4 limbs.
*Both Male or Female are allowed in.
*Must not have any pertinent physical problems (severe allergies, severe genetic disorders)
*Must speak one of the following languages: English, Chinese, Russian, Arabic

What are the benefits?

*Full medical benefits, including health, dental, life and retirement insurance.

*Good food, at least in camp.

*See the world

*See the beautiful landscape of The People's Republic of MassPwnage

*Training for real life later.

*Citizenship to MassPwnage upon discharge

*Meet other people.

Salary:
Common Soldier: $30,000 a year+all benefits
Officer: $50,000 a year+all benefits
Special Forces: $50,000+all benefits+hazard pay
Commanders: $100,000 a year+all benefits
High Up Commanders: $200,000 a year+all benefits.

Training:
All soldiers will be trained by the Republic of MassPwnage.

We're also willing to buy up healthy children to use in our military slave programs. Got too many people? We'll buy them.
San Lucia
29-11-2004, 00:01
As of the moment my government would be able to send you an infantry regiment from the 23rd Mobile Infantry Division and elements of our 5th Light Armor Battalion, along with logistical equipment for 50 million a year.

During their stay, our soldiers will train your citizens and help administer various military projects.

- Hans Göteborg,
Minster of Defense
San Lucia
MassPwnage
29-11-2004, 00:04
I give thanks to the nation of San Lucia.

-The Great Leader Li