Seamus McCaffrey
28-11-2004, 08:31
At this exact moment of 2:13 A.M. Eastern Standard Time, the people of the Commonwealth of Seamus McCaffrey have issued a trade embargo on all goods coming from the Theocracy of Evangelical Christians. The people of the Commonwealth of Seamus McCaffrey unanimously agree that The Theocracy of Evangelical Christians are a disgrace to the world and the people that they represent. The Theocracy has little civil liberties and has exploited numerous minorities. The Commonwealth of Seamus McCaffrey no longer wishes to associate itself with such a disgraceful and hypocritical nation. The people of the Commonwealth of Seamus McCaffrey no longer will export the following items: oil, sugar, wood, water, and the sacred animal called the Kangaroo.
The people of the Commonwealth of Seamus McCaffrey will no longer recieve the imports of the following items: toys, plastic cups and Macintosh computers.
This embargo will continue until the leaders of the theocracy of Evangelical Christians stop the disgraceful tactics that they have been practicing.
*Note* We are not creating this embargo because we are against theocracies (which we are) but because we are against the style of government this nation has turned into. The Theocracy of Evangelical Christians came to us with a trade deal seconds after they were founded. After examining the nation, the people have decided to issue this embargo.
Sincerelly,
Prime Minister Remington James III
Prime Minister for the people of the Commonwealth of Seamus McCaffrey
U.N. Delegate from Democratic Land of Bush Haters
The people of the Commonwealth of Seamus McCaffrey will no longer recieve the imports of the following items: toys, plastic cups and Macintosh computers.
This embargo will continue until the leaders of the theocracy of Evangelical Christians stop the disgraceful tactics that they have been practicing.
*Note* We are not creating this embargo because we are against theocracies (which we are) but because we are against the style of government this nation has turned into. The Theocracy of Evangelical Christians came to us with a trade deal seconds after they were founded. After examining the nation, the people have decided to issue this embargo.
Sincerelly,
Prime Minister Remington James III
Prime Minister for the people of the Commonwealth of Seamus McCaffrey
U.N. Delegate from Democratic Land of Bush Haters