NationStates Jolt Archive


new and improved giant armoured polar bears...now with big guns

Evoclia
28-11-2004, 06:39
helo every one and welcome i am here today to talk to you about my new and improved antarctic polar bears if you have heard of the meanicing antarctic bears before then prepair to be amazed because i have recently genetically altered that cute and cuddly little creature into a real menace and im ready to sell them to you you can use them for war training or just plain old crowd control these thing come in all different kinds too just give me the word and i will post a list of all the different kinds that you can chose from and the price of that particular type and dont forget to tell all of your neigbouring nations about me too and if you want i can send a bouque of the nasty critters to an enemy nation as a er uh gift* act soon and get a special discount too!....