NationStates Jolt Archive

AP- News from the Soviet Republic of Russia says that the Comrade Chairman of the nation's communist party will be rounding up all capitalist dissidents to be sent to a far off prison is Siberia but when asked if the lives of the capitalist could be spared the government responded "the lives can be spared if another country offers them assylum and guarrentees that the capitalist will not return".

Official Imperial Statement

We offer assylum to the oppresed capitalists, and will make sure they don't return.

We can not nor will not support SovietRepublicofRussia in this move.

very well Doomingsland the dissedents will be deported to your country within the month. Though we warn you of how volitile and the trouble they may cause.

Send them to my nation.

They'll love it here, a pure capitalist nation which is damn near a Corporate Police State.

And Communist Louisiana why can you not support this matter, we are offering them a chance to be exiled, or is the mater that your country might be a little currupted to capitalism?

"Oppressive Capitalists"

I laugh at Communists who cry this statement all day then resort to mass murdering Capitalists. The irony of Communism...

who said "Oppressive Capitalists"?

Imperial Puerto Rico, you are making yourself look like a total boob.

SovietRepublicofRussia, we get along with the Capitalist here in CL. We have 2 of them representing parts of our nation in the Peoples Senate.