NationStates Jolt Archive

Hello,We Are The Soviet USSR We are Selling: Guns,APCs,Tanks,Helis,And Planes

-Guns
Kalishkonov AK74U-$200,$240 With GP30 Grenade Launcher
Saiga 12k Semi Auto Shotgun-$230
SVD Dragunov Sniper Rifle-$300
SV98 Modern Sniper Rife-$500
Oc14 Groza SMG-$240
SKS Simonov Carbine-$120,$160 With Chinese Made Scope
Mosin Nagants-$50,$70 With Scope
Tokarev TT33 9mm Handgun-$20
Makrov PM 9mm Handgun-$50
Glock 18 SMG/Handgun-$200
RPG-7V-$350
SA-7 Grail Surface to Air Missile-$400
RPG22-$600
PKM Squad Assistance Weapon Machine Gun-$250
Skorpion SMG-$200

-APCs

BTR60-$50,000 (Like a Bus,With Gun Turret,Water and Land)

BTR80-$200000 (Same as BTR60,Only more modern)

BMP1-$500,000 (Pwns the BTRs,Has a 25mm Turret with a AT3 Sagger Rocket Launcher,Land and Air)

BMP2,3-2 Million(Modern Version of BMP1)

BRDM2-$70,000(4 Person,Swatter Has Rocket Lanchers,Water and Sea)

-Tanks
T55-$2 Million (100mm Turret,With Night Vision And Modern V12 Turbo With 680Hp)

T72-$3 Million (V12 840hp Diesel,125mm Smoothbore Gun With HEAT Rounds)

T90-$5 Million (Has a Remotely-controlled AAMG mount Utjos NSVT 12.7mm (300 rounds) MAchine Gun, 125mm 2A46M-2 smoothbore Main Gun,Able To Fire HEAT,HEF,and APFSDS Rounds)

-Helis

KA-25 Hormone $1 Million (Sub Hunter,137 Mph Max,Cheap Cheap cheap!)

Mil 4 Hound $150,000 (For the Cheapo,Its Really Old,Comes With Rockets and Machine Guns,Goes 99 Mph)

Mil 8 HIP $750,000 (Has Strong Motors,USA Hired one once to Lift up a Chinook,Comes Armed with With Either Machine Guns and Rocket Pods or Bombs

Mil 17 Hip H $1,250,000 Same Trusty Mi8,Execpt Brand New

Mil 25 Hind D $16 Million Counterpart to Cobra,Can Carry 8 Troops,Comes with Machine Guns,Or Rocket Pods,Or Rockets,Or Bombs,Or Fuel Tanks

Mil 28 Havoc $35 Million,Brand New Just Released,Succesor to the Hind,Like or Better Than the American Apache,Comes With AAMs, antitank missiles, cannon,or rockets

-AirPlanes

Sukhoi:
SU27 Flanker, Highly Manuverable Fighter,Compareable to the F14 Tomcat,Comes with Air to Air missles or bombs,It is Air Superiority and a Fighter,For 30 Million

SU25 Frogfoot 15 Million,Its like the A10 Warthog,For Ground Attack and
CAS,Cheap,Goes 800Mph,

MiG:
Mig 21 Fishbed,7 Million,It is a good trainer,it is comparable to the A5 Skyhawk,Goes 1300Mph Max

MiG 25 Foxbat,12 Million,Goes Mach 3+,Is for/a intercepter or reconnaissance,Contains Air to Air Missles

MiG 29 Fulcrum,15 Million,Goes Mach 2.3,Carries Air to Air and Air to Surface Missles

MiG 31 Foxhound,60 Million,Brand New,Mach 2.83,Has 6 Missles and a Cannon

Yak;

141 Freestyle:46 Million,Brand new,Is VSTOL,Has Rockets,Bombs,30mm cannon

Antonov:

AN-122 Condor: 20 Million,Strategic transport,Goes Mach 1,Has a 1027.8 cubic meter cargo bay

Tupolev
Tu-160 Blackjack:40 Million,Mach 2,Strategic Bomber,Can Carry Cruise or Small Nuclear Missles

!EDIT! Also For Sale,
Ural Truck-$20,000 (Good For Troop Transport)
KamAZ Tractor Trailer-$20,000 (To Carry all These New Weapons)
Ural Motorcycle-$2,500 (For your Special Forces)
Toyota Pickups-$1,000 (Can be made into a technical with a .50 Cal Machine Gun for $250 More,or A Recoiless Rifle for $500)

Also for sale are ICBMs,Half a Billion Each,2 Per Country MAX

*Unlike other nations,We dont discriminate,Angsty Teen,Rogue Nation,Bunch of Hippies,Who Cares,Just give Us the money
!EDIT!Also Missle Cost Lowered 50% Off

I'll buy 5 Antonov @ 20 Million each = 100 Million
and 2 ICMB @ 1 Billion Each = 2 Billion
money wired upon confirmation

BTR80-$200000 (Same as BTR60,Only more modern)
I would like 300 of these
(Total: $60,000,000)
And two ICBM Nuclear Missiles
(Total: $2,000,000,000)

My total should come to:
$2,060,000,000

yes, i would like to buy 6 t55 tanks. :mp5:

I would like to purchase 5 million Kalishkonov AK74U

at $200 each this comes to 1 billion dollars, wired on confirm.

i want 2 ibcms

20,000 Kalishkonov AK74U with GP30 Grenade Launcher @ 240 each = 4,800,000
500 SVD Dragunov Sniper Rifles @ 300 each = 150,000
50,000 Makrov PM 9mm Handgun @ 50 each = 2,500,000
10,000 PKM Squad Assistance Weapon Machine Gun @ 250 each = 2,500,000
5 Mil 4 Hound @ 150,000 each = 750,000
1000 BTR60 @ 50,000 each = 50,000,000
2 IBCMs @ 1,000,000,000 each = 2,000,000,000
50 Tu-160 Blackjack@ 40,000,000 each = 2,000,000,000
150 Mig 21 Fishbed @ 7,000,000 each = 1,050,000,000
500 T55 @2,000,000 each = 1,000,000,000
Total = 6,110,700,000
(please correct me if any of my calculations are worng)

Dylar VI,Halaraa,Zimbergia,Matts-Land,Order Confirmed,You may come and pick them up or wait 6 Months for Delivery

Sephiroth-2 Billion
Uhlar-12 Million

actually, your a bit new to have all that shit. I think you should play fair like all the other children.

C'mon,My Store isn't THAT Crappy,Someone buy something! :headbang:

Mil 8 HIP $750,000 (Has Strong Motors,USA Hired one once to Lift up a Chinook,Comes Armed with With Either Machine Guns and Rocket Pods or Bombs


You do realize that the maximum external payload of a Mi-8 Hip is 11,023 lbs and the empty weight of a chinook is 23,401 lbs....pehaps you are thinking of one of the other russian heavy lift helicopters such as the Halo (http://www.chinook-helicopter.com/news/Afghanistan/Afghan_MH-47E_airlift_1a.jpg)

It was something like that,It may have been the Halo or Hip..... :headbang:

Nm,It Yea that was it,Its the HALO

Chya this is Chele reporting in, im gonna need 75 million ak-47 rifles.


Required military service was just enacted, and im a bit unprepared.


I'll wire you the money upon the confirmation of a closed deal.


:upyours:

Sephiroth

Your Order Is Confirmed

Uhlar

Order Confirmed

Chele

Orden Confiirmada,Eso Sera $15000000000

Order Confirmed,Its $15000000000

Added Also,
GAZ FWD Jeep,With .50 Cal-$750 Becuse Its,Well Just a Jeep with a 50 Cal
WWII Era Bazooka-$100 (Recived From American Forces,Really Old,Good For Busting Buildings,Light Vehicles,Trucks,And Anything BUT Tanks Or/And APCs

EVERYTHING WE SELL COMES WITH AMMO AND DISCOUNTED MODERNIZATION PLANS!

20,000,000 Kalishkonov AK74U's
50 MiG 29 Fulcrum's
200 Ural Truck's
Make the bill, and I'll pay it.

Mesopotamia

Urals=$4 Million
MiGs=$7.5 Billion
AK74=$4 Billion

Total is $11.9 Billion

My nation will buy 5 Antonov @ 20 Million each = 100 Million
2 ICMB 1 Billion Each = 2 Billion and 50 Tu-160 Blackjack@ 40,000,000 each = 2,000,000,000

Do you accept visa?

I would like to buy 100 more Mig 29's and 70 Mil Hip 8's. Also 100 T55's. I need to get an Aerial force together, and I require tanks. =/

500 million ak47 with GP30 grenade launcher, 1.2 trillion
50 million SA7 for 160billion
100 million Su98 sniper 500 billion
2.5 million Ural 50 billion
2.5 million Kmaz 50 billion
50000 BMP2 for 100 billion
10000 T90 for 1 trillion
5000 Mig 31 for 230billion
10000 ml28 for 350billion
2000 Tu160 for 80billion
8000 AN122 for 160billion
=3.88 trillion
any bulk buy package?

btw i can afford it im using my military and law&order budget on this 800million strong empire.
conscription time :D

you still cant have 500 million rifleman even if your population is 800 million :rolleyes:

OOC: *smacks forehead in pain....immense pain* The n00bs....they hurt.....they really hurt.....oye.....

500 million ak47 with GP30 grenade launcher, 1.2 trillion
50 million SA7 for 160billion
100 million Su98 sniper 500 billion
2.5 million Ural 50 billion
2.5 million Kmaz 50 billion
50000 BMP2 for 100 billion
10000 T90 for 1 trillion
5000 Mig 31 for 230billion
10000 ml28 for 350billion
2000 Tu160 for 80billion
8000 AN122 for 160billion
=3.88 trillion
any bulk buy package?

btw i can afford it im using my military and law&order budget on this 800million strong empire.
conscription time :D

OOC: Now this is just absurd....I would be hard-pressed to buy that and I'm a year old, come the eleventh.....

why?
im conscripting everyone 12 and up

OOC:
Did you just sell ICBMs to SEPHIROTH?!
Well, at least it is mildly legitimite.

its called nseconomy.com or maybe .org or something to check out ur nations economic stats. 45% of my goverment's 8.6trillion budgeet goes to law and order or defence.

edit.. its
http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php

why?
im conscripting everyone 12 and up

OOC: Conscription has nothing to do with it.....


The Armed Republic of Lost Dynasties

Domestic Statistics
Government Category: Father Knows Best State
Government Priority: Law & Order
Economic Rating: Very Strong
Civil Rights Rating: Below Average
Political Freedoms: Rare
Income Tax Rate: 100%
Major Industry: Uranium Mining
National Animal: tiger
National Currency: us dollar
Total Population: 806,000,000

Government Budget Details
Administration: $1,212,795,335,115.00 14%
Social Welfare: $866,282,382,225.00 10%
Healthcare: $693,025,905,780.00 8%
Education: $779,654,144,002.50 9%
Religion & Spirituality: $0.00 0%
Defence: $1,732,564,764,450.00 20%
Law & Order: $2,165,705,955,562.50 25%
Commerce: $259,884,714,667.50 3%
Public Transport: $346,512,952,890.00 4%
The Environment: $0.00 0%
Social Equality: $606,397,667,557.50 7%

Lost Dynasties Economic Statistics
Exchange Rate: 1.5691 us dollars = $1
Gross Domestic Product: $8,817,395,721,760.00
GDP Per Capita: $10,939.70
Unemployment Rate: 15.80%
Consumption: $0.00
Government Budget: $9,625,359,802,500.00
Government Expenditures: $8,662,823,822,250.00
Goverment Waste: $962,535,980,250.00
Exports: $1,237,424,877,291.25
Imports: $1,082,852,977,781.25
Trade Surplus: $154,571,899,510.00
Greater Nova York Economic Statistics
Gross Regional Product: $4,250,595,976,438,366.00
GRP Per Capita: $16,619.54
Regional Population: 255,759,000,000
Regional Average GDP: $27,601,272,574,275.11
Largest GDP: Nazi Egypt ($146 trillion)
Smallest GDP: Kujali ($27.7 billion)
Largest GDP Per Capita: Nazi Egypt ($43,366)
Smallest GDP Per Capita: A Ripple in Time ($71.43)
Largest Trade Surplus: New Cyprus ($2.57 trillion)
Largest Trade Deficit: Dubnium ($988 billion)


http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Lost+Dynasties

yeah i no that it would be hard pressed to afford but the fiscal year is ending soon anyway.

a 100% communist level income tax helps too

yeah i no that it would be hard pressed to afford but the fiscal year is ending soon anyway.

a 100% communist level income tax helps too

OOC: I don't suppose it matters for me to voice my objection to this, anyway......this whole storefront is a farce..... :rolleyes:

SovietRepublicOfRussia-Order Confirmed
Mesopotamia-Visa Accepted,Im Making the List as Of Now.......
Lost Dynasties-Congrats,You Just Made Your Own :P Want IT Or Not If you Do,Order Confirmed,IF you Order,For Every 2 Trillion Ordered As of now,Get ONE Free MiG 31 Foxhound,MiG 25 FoxBat,And Free Mil Mi28 Havoc!(And a Free 0.00000000000000001 Discount Card,It'll Save You Pennies Literally!:eek:)

BTW,For All The People Saying I Cant Do This,My Nation Is Made For It,
http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?region=USSR&nation=soviet_ussr
Major Industry-Arms Manufactoring

Mesopotamia,Here Is The Bill
MiG-14 Billion
Hip-5.25 Billion
T55-2 Billion
Total-21.25 Billion,Order Comfirmed,Yes Visa Accepted

BTW,For All The People Saying I Cant Do This,My Nation Is Made For It,
http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?region=USSR&nation=soviet_ussr
Major Industry-Arms Manufactoring

OOC: That doesn't mean a flipping thing, newbie....you're not old enough to be producing mass amounts of military vehicles/equipment......wait about a month (RL time) and then you can sell all the stuff you want until your heart's content.....

Mesopotamia,Here Is The Bill
MiG-14 Billion
Hip-5.25 Billion
T55-2 Billion
Total-21.25 Billion,Order Comfirmed,Yes Visa Accepted
Is this over all?


I checked my budget, and I have enough it seems.

Correct,Order confirmed!

Communistic Nevada would gladly like to purchase:

200 T-55 Tanks@ 2million

400,000,000 dollars will be wired on conformation.


Regards,
Tsar Nikitia Khrushchev

Order Confirmed,You Will Also Get 1 MiG 25 FoxBat,1 MiG 31 Foxhound,And 1 Mil Mi28 Havoc As Part of our Offer,Since Its Past 3 Billion,And Because Your Communist,Like Me! :fluffle: ;)

Im noticing most of the nations buying just started and have no actual economy...


they really should figure out their budget before buying "2billion NOOKZ'

OOC: sry if i am godmodding is said in thirdgeek that i had 3 billion for law and order and 1 billion for defence, i will cancel my order if i am godmodding, i don't want to godmod.

OOC:
Thirdgeek, while a wonderful helper, is virtually worthless in the spending breakdown. It fails to take into account a large number of extremely important issues. According to it, my military budget is several times what I RP, but I no better, and RP that money going for far more important civil use. Remember, the larger the portion of the people's income that goes to taxes, the less of the government's income can be spent on the military. Spending is limited more by the GDP, which is a constant, rather than the government budget, which fluctuates.
Except in extreme circumstances, you shouldn't be spending more than 5-7% of your GDP on defense, and if you are, you should RP economic troubles from the overspending.


As for this store, it is definately on the lower end. The owner has 8 million people and a struggling economy. He can't afford to produce that much and shouldn't even try. And the pricing is all over the place. Well over half of the units listed are WAY underpriced, and there are even a few that are overpriced (well, if you want to buy a single tank at a price that would normally get you 2-4 of the same model . . . ).

One (1) Ural Truck for 2 000 Pterodactylus Wings (20 000 US$)
Our bank's computers are out of order, so we'll send a guy with the money (if someone turns up in your capital with beer on his breath asking where the government thingy is, that'll be him)
Billy Johnson
Pterodactylus INTERIM President

P.S: I know our economy is struggling. When you want the best for your people, it's often the worst for the economy. Anyway, aid from other nations is fantastic.

order confirmed.
Also the following tribute states request...
Forgotten Wars
requests
50 Aircraft Carriers
5000 Yak141 freestyle
80 Battleships
200 BattleCruisers
400 Cruisers
100 Ballistic missle subs
500 Attack subs
1000 Destroyers
3000 Frigates
3000 ICBM

Spartan Lineage requires
150K PKM
500K Kalishkonov AK74U With GP30
150K SV98 Modern Sniper Rife
5K BMP2
500 Mil 28 Havoc
300K Ural Motorcycle

The Collective Army Requires
500K SKS Simonov Carbine With Chinese Made Scope
100K SV98 Modern Sniper Rife

QUOTES PLEASE?

Your payment will be paid over 4 year period for Lost Dynasties at 1 Trillion per year.

BY
UPPER
MEDIA
PHONY!!!!

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