NationStates Jolt Archive

Sadie, Empress of Fluff and Glitter and ruler of the Most Serene Republic of Fluffiette would be delighted to accept diplomats from other nations seeking good relations, trade and cultural exchanges. As part of the Glittering Isles Fluffiette also encourages environmentally sound tourism.

Yours in Fluffship!

OOC: You might wish to state what you have to trade, and the kind of things you would like to trade for. Also, i'm assuming your a modern nation? All that fluff and glitter... I'm seriously reminded of my partner :P A reasonable second post though... keep it up and make sure you read the stickies.

IC:

We would like to enquire what you have offer in trade. Currently, we are moving to another planet so we cannot send an Ambassador at this time, however we may be amenable to it in the fullness of time.

Regards,

The Guild of External Affairs,

Cotland wish to open trading relations with Fluffiette, however, we need to know what you are willing to trade before we go further. We are looking forward to hearing more.

The Most Serene Republic of Fluffia thanks all those concerned for their interest and advice in guiding this fledgling nation.

Our exports include telephone insurance salesmen (to foster the business of our cutting edge door to door salesmen), strip uranium miners (it really get distracting when they insist on disrobing), all varieties of cheese except for Edam (which we trade exclusively with the Queendom of Taletha) and water ski's for hedgehogs (we discourage our prickly friends from this pursuit as they have a nasty tendancy to assasinate Taletha's water voles during the 'sport').

We are interested in importing supplies that might benefit our fledgling tourist trade without damaging our environment and kitten toys and treats.

Under no circumstances will fluff or glitter be imported or exported and tourists are warned that attempts at fluff smuggling will be met with severe disapproval.

In Fluffship!

Ambassador Cornelius Bumpty

The people of Shanagolia welcome your nation to the international community and wish to exchange ambassadors with your fine land. You will find that our nation greatly respects the environment and has only peaceful ambitions. On the matter of trade if you are interested, we can always establish an arrangement at a later point. Good day.

Speaker Benjamin Debs
The Free Land of Shanagolia

Greetings from the Grey Phoenix!

It is with a certain sense of amusement that I offer to the serene nation of Fluffiette an embassy in our capitol, Greystone. We have no need of the things you offer for trade, but we do need some, shall we say, female perceptive guidelines.
As the Grey Phoenix is a society dominated by a pervasive military spirit, and the ratio of men to women is approx 53:1, we would benefit by a seminar or two in the things of modern civility.
We can transport the ladies in a most comfortable fashion, and can provide them the most modern conveniences and comforts.
Let us know, your Majesty, if this suits you.

Regards,

Reggie, secretary to the King.

Greetings and Felicitations to the Free Land of Shanigolia. The hand of fluffhsip that has been extended shall not be forgotten, your Ambassadors are welcome in the Glittering Isles at any time.

We thank The Grey Phoenix for their offer and would indeed be interested in helping in such a manner, we had not previously considered our aesthetic taste to be an export. As a token I enclose a pink fluffy scatter cushion, a little piece of Fluffiette in advance of our interior design experts who will be en route as soon as convenient.

In Fluffship!

Ambassador Cornelius Bumpty