NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes!!! It's true we are selling turkeys at reasonable prices!!!

0-2lbs. $3

3-5lbs. $7

6-8lbs. $10

9-12lbs. $14

13-17lbs. $20

18-24lbs. $32

25-30lbs. $45

31&up $70

Yeah buy some damn turkeys!!!

Feh. In our region, you get turkey for eighty cents a pound.

Polar bear is free. Too many of the damn things around anyway.

I will have 1,000 17lbs. Turkeys, the government will use it to feed the homeless

$20,000 sent on delivery

Damn Vastiva for a polar wasteland you have a lot of turkey.

Bunny Eaters your order has been confirmed and can we get some ROFLChoppers?

Its seems a terrorist organization known only as "The MOD" has banned sales of the ROFL copter therefore i only make BE-1 and BE-2 unnamed helicopters now :( :(

Damn Vastiva for a polar wasteland you have a lot of turkey.

Bunny Eaters your order has been confirmed and can we get some ROFLChoppers?

We had a nut.

First, the nut gave us soil bacteria that goes nuts six months out of the year, and dormant the other six. And we were happy. We could have some trees now, and occasionally things would rot.

Then.... he imported polar bears. Big predator, no enemies, lots of food around which had no idea what a polar bear was.

You want polar bear? Tastes nothing like chicken.

We too had a nut. Yeah we'll take some polar bear, and how are the kids doing?

Lol

Turkey's a delicacy here in Joesia.

See, the immense hordes of Cheshire cats ate the turkey....

And since I have an unfounded love and respect for them, I declared the Cheshire cat a protected species.

If a Cheshire cat decides to maul a Joesian, said Joesian may choose to run away, but will otherwise allow the cat to maul to its desired level of damage.

I wouldn't mind trying out polar bear.

We too had a nut. Yeah we'll take some polar bear, and how are the kids doing?

Kids are learning to handle the RPG to defend from the polar bears.

*shipped: 1 freighterload of polar bear carcasses*

Turkey's a delicacy here in Joesia.

See, the immense hordes of Cheshire cats ate the turkey....

And since I have an unfounded love and respect for them, I declared the Cheshire cat a protected species.

If a Cheshire cat decides to maul a Joesian, said Joesian may choose to run away, but will otherwise allow the cat to maul to its desired level of damage.

I wouldn't mind trying out polar bear.

*shipped: 1 freighterload of polar bear carcasses*

Enjoy. Tastes nothing like chicken. Greasy, known to catch fire if improperly prepared. Don't eat the liver and you'll be fine.

Kids are learning to handle the RPG to defend from the polar bears.

*shipped: 1 freighterload of polar bear carcasses*
Varlen Vorlen what ever the hell his name was. And then his sister.

I will take 16,000 20lb turkeys. $512,000 wired. Ya know this is ironic because our national animal is the red feather turkey, of course eating that turkey is illegal.

*wades through a pink & purple sea of fur*

..Another issue with Cheshire cats....

They breed almost as much as rabbits.

Order confirmed Shiaze. Let's all eat illegal turkey.

My country was trying to get the government to allow them to eat the precious Komodo Dragon for their next Thanksgiving. Of course, I had these radicalists lined up and shot... wait, that was just a dream.

PriceRight in Niskayuna, NY (part of The Great Sixth Reich) sells them for $.09 USD per pound!

Thanks alot TGSR now I'm going to lose business.

My country was trying to get the government to allow them to eat the precious Komodo Dragon for their next Thanksgiving. Of course, I had these radicalists lined up and shot... wait, that was just a dream.

Yes, Joesians wanted to eat Cheshire cats as well..... the fools. Thus, I made them sacred.

Nobody shall eat the sacred Cheshire cat.

We weren't supposed to eat them. aw damn..........

Special Message from Shah Khosu:

Im putting on a turkey hunt and need a special arrangement. We don't have native turkeys in Parthia and the hunt will be canned, in other words we will use farm raised birds. We need 1000 large turkeys and 40 of your guys to go in and kick the birds so they go into the air. We will pay 100,000 for this.

We have several million wild ferocious turkey if you would like that too.