Jurrik
25-11-2004, 07:22
[Press Release]
"Today, is a fine day for our people. We make moeny each day. The reason that our taxes are so low, is because we do a wonderful act. We smuggle. We smuggle Humans, Drugs, Weaponary and WMDs across borders. We make millions and hence making your taxes so low."
[Clicks button, revealing screen and slide show.]
"Our average human loses are 1 in a group of 100. We treat them moderately lo-*ahem* well in the back of a Military Cargo truck, or in the Dashboard of a Vechile. Each vechile is 'Diplomatic' use only. *ahems again*"
[Next slide, shows a Nuclear Warhead.]
"Via our transport program, we can drag Nuclear Warheads into International Water and take them on our Submarines and do a mid-water transit...Resulting in several losses, and one accidental fire. I told those men that loading-nevermind that.
For now, we offer our services, to other countries that did not know this. We offer our hand in getting Governmental officals across borders, or using our forces to take out that pesky building that blocks your view of the local river. Call on the Nation of Jurrik."
"Today, is a fine day for our people. We make moeny each day. The reason that our taxes are so low, is because we do a wonderful act. We smuggle. We smuggle Humans, Drugs, Weaponary and WMDs across borders. We make millions and hence making your taxes so low."
[Clicks button, revealing screen and slide show.]
"Our average human loses are 1 in a group of 100. We treat them moderately lo-*ahem* well in the back of a Military Cargo truck, or in the Dashboard of a Vechile. Each vechile is 'Diplomatic' use only. *ahems again*"
[Next slide, shows a Nuclear Warhead.]
"Via our transport program, we can drag Nuclear Warheads into International Water and take them on our Submarines and do a mid-water transit...Resulting in several losses, and one accidental fire. I told those men that loading-nevermind that.
For now, we offer our services, to other countries that did not know this. We offer our hand in getting Governmental officals across borders, or using our forces to take out that pesky building that blocks your view of the local river. Call on the Nation of Jurrik."