NationStates Jolt Archive


Team America Attacks The World.

Cartman Worshippers
25-11-2004, 04:17
Team America has the backing of God, and will defeat all filthy polytheist, athiest, pagan, devil worshippers, or any enemies. Once we conquer the world, we will impose the correct way of life unto all. We will commence a glorious dictatorship of the wealthy, and enslave the heathenistic penniless hippies.

We attack with 1 God, 12 Apostles, 1 Yaweh, 1 Allah, 300 Fallen Angels, 1 Mohammed, 1 Jesus, 3 Moses, and 2600 Buddhas. God unleashes an armageddon onto Earth.

In particular, we attack the regions of: West Pacific, East Pacific, and South Pacific.
Myrth
25-11-2004, 19:48
When people post crap like this, just report it in Moderation. Saves me the trouble of mopping up the mess.