NationStates Jolt Archive


Want to Kill Hitler? Now's Your Chance! Hitler Clones Are Now For Sale!!!

Roach-Busters
25-11-2004, 00:46
Recently, RB government officials traveling abroad have found samples of Adolf Hitler's DNA. The DNA was returned to RB immediately, and genetic engineers cloned exact duplicates of the original Fuhrer, for the sole purpose of serving as target practice for new recruits in the RB military. Billions of additional Hitlers were made, and are now for sale for the low, low price of $10,000 per Hitler! That's right, $10,000! The Mangle-Me Hitler clones are great fun for the whole family! They make a great Christmas gift! Buy one for your child, and the smiles are guaranteed!
Draganovia
25-11-2004, 00:47
well take 6. that comes to 60,000 dollars.
DontPissUsOff
25-11-2004, 00:48
Ten thousand! I'll take ten thousand of them!
Roach-Busters
25-11-2004, 00:49
Your orders have both been confirmed. The Mangle-Me Hitlers are on their way.

Proceeds from the sale of the clones will go to the purchase of ammunition which will assist us in executing even more Nazi scum.
Roach-Busters
25-11-2004, 00:56
Coming soon: Pin-the-tail-on-the-Hitler clones!
Doomingsland
25-11-2004, 00:57
We'll Take A Million!!!!11111
Psov
25-11-2004, 00:58
We want to stock our Schools for psychoanalysis. We'll take 5,000 of em
Nemh
25-11-2004, 01:00
a letter from an Ambrose P. Dimsdale, address at a PO box in Drachmar, Nemh:

Do the Hitler clones have any intelligence or are they merelyimbecile copies of the original? Things are not exactly working out as I had expected and I am in need of a despot I can control.
Roach-Busters
25-11-2004, 01:03
All orders are confirmed. Doomingsland, since you are an ally, you get a 75% discount.
Doomingsland
25-11-2004, 01:04
Cool. Money wired.
Psov
25-11-2004, 01:05
Coming soon: Pin-the-tail-on-the-Hitler clones!


OOC: hmm how about "wack a hun" mallet pounding, Hitler slapping, action packed fun!
Roach-Busters
25-11-2004, 01:11
OOC: hmm how about "wack a hun" mallet pounding, Hitler slapping, action packed fun!

An excellent idea. We will strongly consider it.
Sharina
25-11-2004, 01:14
The Technocracy of Sharina would like to inquire into some enterprises regarding Hitler clones or material.

Several possible ideas Sharina is ready to pursure:

1. Hitler "Beat-Me-Up" action figures.

2. Hitler Pinata Dolls

3. Hitler Dart Boards

4. Hitler Archery Stands

There are some other ideas I am prepared to propose and offer. Contact me if you are interested in partnership to pursure these business ideas and opporunities.

Live well,
President Rand Veristek
Presgreif
25-11-2004, 01:26
What about a Hitler Ass Master blow up doll? :D
Yasuland
25-11-2004, 01:27
I will have 100,000 of them, coming to 1BIL
Camel Eaters
25-11-2004, 01:45
We'll take 500,000! The children of Camel Eaters will enjoy this violence for generations! Can I get a discount?

OOC: Freakin' awesome idea!
Right thinking whites
25-11-2004, 01:46
how is selling clones to kill any better then selling clones as slaves?
Roach-Busters
25-11-2004, 01:53
All orders have been confirmed. Camel Eaters, you have a 75% discount, because you are an ally.
Sharina
25-11-2004, 01:55
The Technocracy of Sharina would like to inquire into some enterprises regarding Hitler clones or material.

Several possible ideas Sharina is ready to pursure:

1. Hitler "Beat-Me-Up" action figures.

2. Hitler Pinata Dolls

3. Hitler Dart Boards

4. Hitler Archery Stands

There are some other ideas I am prepared to propose and offer. Contact me if you are interested in partnership to pursure these business ideas and opporunities.

Live well,
President Rand Veristek

OOC:

Any response to this, Roach Busters?
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25-11-2004, 01:56
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