Bob-Bob
24-11-2004, 23:03
His Majesties government of the Revised British Empire has recently been approached by Edmond Reynolds of Fruity Loops. Fruity Loops being a long time ally and friend of the Empire has requested assistance regarding the continuous aggression made by The Fedral Union.
Fruity Loops is one of the largest grain exporters for the Empire therefore His Majesties Government has no choice but to intervene upon its allies behalf. This so called Democratic Republic will no longer attempt to threaten any ally of the Empire in such a way which can only be described as expansionism. The Revised British Empire has yet to see any form of Democratic election originating within The Fedral Union, so far our intelligence services have provided us with information that a one Robert Barstardis has been in control of The Fedral Union for over thirty years. The Empire calls for open and fair elections within the Fedral Union by summer next year.
The Empire formally demands however that The Fedral Union ceases its constant attempts of open conflict upon the nation of Fruity Loops, any further attempts of war will result in large scale military action by The Revised Empire itself.
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Larry King
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Fruity Loops is one of the largest grain exporters for the Empire therefore His Majesties Government has no choice but to intervene upon its allies behalf. This so called Democratic Republic will no longer attempt to threaten any ally of the Empire in such a way which can only be described as expansionism. The Revised British Empire has yet to see any form of Democratic election originating within The Fedral Union, so far our intelligence services have provided us with information that a one Robert Barstardis has been in control of The Fedral Union for over thirty years. The Empire calls for open and fair elections within the Fedral Union by summer next year.
The Empire formally demands however that The Fedral Union ceases its constant attempts of open conflict upon the nation of Fruity Loops, any further attempts of war will result in large scale military action by The Revised Empire itself.
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Larry King
Foreign Office Spokesman