Park n shop
24-11-2004, 15:35
Scientists from our glorious motherland today announced the discovery of the lost city of Atlantis.
"it's not as if it's something surprising" was the quote from the head scientist, "it was here all along, we just weren't allowed to tell anyone until we had worked out all the technologically advanced systems which were found in the lost city."
The Kingdom of Park n shop expects to begin production of carbon 60 in large volumes within the next few days.
Scientists cited the Atlantis discovery as a major breakthrough in the fabrication of Carbon 60, "if it wasn't for this ancient civilisation, we wouldn't be at the stage we are now" he was quoted as saying, he added "we are finding out more and more things as the hours go by, this was a really advanced place!"
the Park n shop stock index for carbon 60 rocketed by 300 points on receipt of this news.
"it's not as if it's something surprising" was the quote from the head scientist, "it was here all along, we just weren't allowed to tell anyone until we had worked out all the technologically advanced systems which were found in the lost city."
The Kingdom of Park n shop expects to begin production of carbon 60 in large volumes within the next few days.
Scientists cited the Atlantis discovery as a major breakthrough in the fabrication of Carbon 60, "if it wasn't for this ancient civilisation, we wouldn't be at the stage we are now" he was quoted as saying, he added "we are finding out more and more things as the hours go by, this was a really advanced place!"
the Park n shop stock index for carbon 60 rocketed by 300 points on receipt of this news.