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Park n shop bans cheese!

Park n shop
24-11-2004, 05:47
our glorious nation has decided to ban this vile substance from our shores!

anyone caught possessing cheese or attempting to purchase it will be immediately sentenced to death.
Siap
24-11-2004, 05:51
The Republic of Siap condemns you for such an action! How can you not love cheese? Cheese is good food! Don't ban it, embrace it!
The Parthians
24-11-2004, 05:54
If you refuse to accept imports of Teymorian Brand Cheese we will begin bombing your capital.

-Foreign Minister Piruz Savhadkohi
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 05:54
you have no place to comment on our glorious land and it's doings therein!

kindly keep your large nose in your own business!
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 05:55
parthian cheese is not welcome, neither is any other cheese!

bomb our capital?! HA!
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 13:43
The germanian ambassador to the Kingdom of Park n shop was today arrested for the illegal possesion of various types of cheese.

The arrest warrant cites 2lbs of cheddar, 1/2lb of mozzarella, and 33grams of reggiano.

Details of sentencing will be released later.

(the currenty penalty for the possession of cheese in the Kingdom of Park n shop is death, it is unknown at this point whether the penalty will be carried out to the full letter of the law)
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 13:50
The Parthian ambassador to the Kingdom of Park n shop has been arrested for illegal possession of cheese.

The Arrest warrant details 4lbs of Gorgonzola, 2lbs of parmesan, and 1.3 metric tons of monterey jack.

Authorities are seeking the maximum punishment available, due to the fact that a large smuggling syndicate has been crushed.

Our glorious leader, Dr Yelsa Nodrod reported that he will do everything possible to rid the earth of these noxious cheese pushers!

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Dumpsterdam
24-11-2004, 13:52
The Parthian ambassador to the Kingdom of Park n shop has been arrested for illegal possession of cheese.

The Arrest warrant details 4lbs of Gorgonzola, 2lbs of parmesan, and 1.3 metric tons of monterey jack.

Authorities are seeking the maximum punishment available, due to the fact that a large smuggling syndicate has been crushed.

Our glorious leader, Dr Yelsa Nodrod reported that he will do everything possible to rid the earth of these noxious cheese pushers!

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OoC: Good thing he doesn't have an ambassador with you huh? ;)
Moleland
24-11-2004, 13:56
Ooc: Random!!!!
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 13:56
reports of the Partian ambassador's arrest have been confirmed, despite previous rumours that he was not in the country, we have evidence that said ambassador, whilst travelling through our glorious country, was detained due to sniffer dogs targetting his personal effects.

Customs officers retrieved the illegal haul during their subsequent search.

The ambassador is now in custody
Dumpsterdam
24-11-2004, 14:00
reports of the Partian ambassador's arrest have been confirmed, despite previous rumours that he was not in the country, we have evidence that said ambassador, whilst travelling through our glorious country, was detained due to sniffer dogs targetting his personal effects.

Customs officers retrieved the illegal haul during their subsequent search.

The ambassador is now in custody

OoC: I don't think you fully understand me, he doesn't have an embassy with you let alone an ambassador so have fun executing your own civilian that you dressed up as an ambassador.
Moleland
24-11-2004, 14:02
Ooc: Lol!!!
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 14:12
After a breif trial, the execution date has been set for the Parthian Ambassador.

the presidning judge, justice wango djebetcha, stated that even though the accused had diplomatic immunity, he was attempting to undermine our glorious country's rules and supply an illegal substance to addicts.

It was noted that even though Parthia has no embassy in the Kingdom of Park n shop, they should nevertheless be subject to the full force of the law.

Execution has been set for sunrise on the 25th of November.

Flowers can be sent to the Royal residence of the Kingdom of Park n shop, for the personal use of the glorious king.
Moleland
24-11-2004, 14:14
OOC: This just gets worse!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL ROFL!!!
The Imperial Navy
24-11-2004, 14:22
This thread has been rated: Cheesey...
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 14:26
After a very short trial, the Germanian ambassador was sentenced to 40 lashes and then expelled from our glorious motherland for the heinous crime of possession with intent to supply a smelly cheesy substance.

The ambassador's sentence was mitigated by the fact that he was only travelling through the country and that he was in fact carrying said substances for an unnamed diplomat and that it was to be used to broker a deal in a peace process with another country.

Germanian citizens will henceforth be subject to rigorous search and seizure processes on entry to the Kingdom.
Siap
24-11-2004, 14:27
Quick! Load the IGNORE CANNONS!
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 14:32
oh yes, a typical response from your law-flouting country!

ignore the problem and it will go away!

let me tell you sonny-chim, this is a problem which needs to be addressed!, it won't just go away if you ignore it!

if you carry cheese through our borders, you are not welcome!
Moleland
24-11-2004, 14:37
This get sworse ROFLSHIE!
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 14:41
representatives from The Imperium of Battlecrabs have recently been detained for the attempted importation of 11.5 metric tonnes of gorgonzola cheese.

the criminals are now under heavy guard and are awaiting an emergency session of court which will decided their fate.

the illicit shipment has since been destroyed.
The Imperial Navy
24-11-2004, 14:45
The Imperial Navy has an idea-an orbital cheese cannon. Launching 10 tonnes of Cheese Per second at the target nation.

But the plan was seen as stupid, and it's inventor sent for psychiatric help.
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 14:46
Any Attempt To Bring Cheese Into Or Through Our Borders Will Carry The Strictest Punishments.

We Respect Our Neighbours, And Demand The Same Respect From All Travellers Visiting Our Beautiful Shores.
Moleland
24-11-2004, 14:47
Lol Tin Lol Tin!
The Imperial Navy
24-11-2004, 14:48
Have you even banned Baby Bell? YOU MONSTERS!
Moleland
24-11-2004, 14:49
What about edam? NO!!!! not you to!
The Imperial Navy
24-11-2004, 14:50
I wonder... are the people of Park n shop lactose intollerant?
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 14:52
listen you imperialist dogs, cheese is cheese....and as such, it is not tolerated here!

do not inflict us with your hollow threats!...we are glorious, and we know what we want!...cheese is something that is abhorrent to us, you cheese-eaters only defile yourselves with each slice of rancid milk byproduct that you eat!
The Imperial Navy
24-11-2004, 14:54
Relax. The only thing we like milk on is tea. I'm not too fond of cheese. We don't interfere in what does not concern us anyway. Meh.
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 15:09
we appreciate the concerns of the imperial navy and understand their reasoning.

we would also understand if other nations agreed with our objectives.
The Parthians
24-11-2004, 17:54
The Parthian ambassador to the Kingdom of Park n shop has been arrested for illegal possession of cheese.

The Arrest warrant details 4lbs of Gorgonzola, 2lbs of parmesan, and 1.3 metric tons of monterey jack.

Authorities are seeking the maximum punishment available, due to the fact that a large smuggling syndicate has been crushed.

Our glorious leader, Dr Yelsa Nodrod reported that he will do everything possible to rid the earth of these noxious cheese pushers!

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He will be released or I will utterly destroy your entire nation and drive your people into slavery. Don't think I will? Ask Hataria, or Shoobooshaaba, or any nation I have left in flames and totally depopulated. Our uranium mines need workers and we will use your people for such a task.

As of now, we are preparing a small expeditionary force and the Hormuz fleet for a possible strike.
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 17:58
you should not try to placate matters with words of war!

your threats fall upon deaf ears!..your ambassador is guilty of a crime here, I suggest you look towards cementing relations instead of destroying them!
The Parthians
24-11-2004, 18:02
Cementing relations with a banana republic like yours who kidnaps ambassadors? Perhaps you can recieve our military support by turning over the ambassador.
Camel Eaters
24-11-2004, 18:02
CENN Bulletin:

In response to Park n Shops heinous new law the rap group. Yo Diggidy Yo Dawg Biotch. Has released a new song entitled Eat the Cheese Bitch! The song details what they are planning to do to Park n Shops momma's with said cheese. In other news a new report has found that ceratin types of pigs can have sex in zero g...
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 18:06
kidnapping?

you accuse us of kidnapping?

your ambassador was in charge of over 1.3 metric tons of illegal contraband!..how is that kidnapping?

be serious and stop threatening us with retaliation for the smuggling of illicit substances by one of your citizens!

this is your embarrassment!...don't try to make it our's!
The Parthians
24-11-2004, 18:09
Cheese is not contraband anywhere else, you need to get your head examined for your hatred of a fine product or Parthian cheese. We think that your leaders are mentally unstable and must be placed under our protection.
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 18:10
Yo Diggidy Yo Dawg Biotch has been banned by the music department of the Kingdon of Park n shop.

Any person found listening to, or owninig said material will be immediately placed in detention pending sentencing.

Minimum sentences for possession of such material start at 2 years hard labour, ranging to 10 years in solitary confinement for repeat offences.
Sephrioth
24-11-2004, 18:13
the sephrioth ambasidor sneaks 2 billion tone of edam in to parknshop
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 18:13
Cheese is not contraband anywhere else, you need to get your head examined for your hatred of a fine product or Parthian cheese. We think that your leaders are mentally unstable and must be placed under our protection.

this did not stop other nations from banning alcohol, marijuana and tobacco in the early 20th century...these substances were not produced locally, but nevertheless, they were still banned.

we have a reason to ban cheese, you don't....
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 18:16
the sephrioth ambasidor sneaks 2 billion tone of edam in to parknshop

the seprioth ambassador has been arrested and sentenced to death for cheese smuggling.

the execution will take place at dawn on the 26th of november 04
Sephrioth
24-11-2004, 18:17
you wish to spark a nuclear war
Sephrioth
24-11-2004, 18:18
arm one oni nuclear missile
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 18:19
our dickhead-shield is in place...we have no worries from your country.
Sephrioth
24-11-2004, 18:21
2000 sephrioth battle cruisers drop out of transwarp
The Parthians
24-11-2004, 18:26
this did not stop other nations from banning alcohol, marijuana and tobacco in the early 20th century...these substances were not produced locally, but nevertheless, they were still banned.

we have a reason to ban cheese, you don't....

One final warning, release Shahbaraz Teymorian, our Ambassador, or face absolute destruction. We will not allow noble families of Parthia to be attacked by Tinpot Banana Republics. If you release him, the Teymorian Arms Company will supply you with military technology and weapons and I will ban cheese exports to your nation. What have you to gain by keeping him? If he is executed, the Teymorian Family will call for your death, and their private army could easily defeat your nation.
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 18:29
your tone is a little heavy handed mr Parthian spokesperson.

we do not respond well to threats

we do, however, respond very well to reasoned arguments, and are very open to collaboration with other nations.
Sephrioth
24-11-2004, 18:30
and relase my ambasidor or else
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 18:32
sephrioth, your ambassador is dogfood!

you have not been civil or even helpful in your communications.

your ambassador is a criminal, and will be punished to the full extent of the law!
Sephrioth
24-11-2004, 18:34
I Declare Blood Feud
The Parthians
24-11-2004, 18:34
your tone is a little heavy handed mr Parthian spokesperson.

we do not respond well to threats

we do, however, respond very well to reasoned arguments, and are very open to collaboration with other nations.

Very well, In return for the release of the Parthian Ambassador, we will supply you with the following:

300 M1-A2 tanks
450 M3 Bradley IFVs
50 M-109 artillery
25 F-22s
50 F-16s
3 Inter Regional Ballistic Missiles with 10 MT nuclear warheads.

We will also ban Parthian Cheese exports to Park n Shop
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 18:36
declare what you want sephrios,

your petty little spit of land matters not one iota to us, neither do your opinions!
Sephrioth
24-11-2004, 18:37
park n shop in exchange for my ambasidor i will give you 8 oni nuclear weapons and 200 demon class
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 18:40
Very well, In return for the release of the Parthian Ambassador, we will supply you with the following:

300 M1-A2 tanks
450 M3 Bradley IFVs
50 M-109 artillery
25 F-22s
50 F-16s
3 Inter Regional Ballistic Missiles with 10 MT nuclear warheads.

We will also ban Parthian Cheese exports to Park n Shop

we also ask for a full apology for your ambassador's wrongdoings.

We appreciate that the arrest of your ambassador came about very quickly after our law was enacted, however, it would be prudent for you to state that you never intended any infringement of our laws.

your offer is most gracious, pending your apology we shall start proceedings to arrange the release of your ambassador.
Sephrioth
24-11-2004, 18:41
faur trade
Moronyicka
24-11-2004, 18:43
2000 sephrioth battle cruisers drop out of transwarp

OOC: Future tech and present tech don't mix


IC:

Moronyicka's ambassador sat in his Park n shop office enjoying a buttery grilled cheese sandwich and a tall glass of cold milk. The anti-cheese law was on the TV but he didn't here it because he was listening to his new Yo Diggidy Yo Dawg Biotch CD
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 18:44
sephiroth: you seem to lack the basic idea of diplomacy

nothing that you offer now, or in the future will save your ambassador.

he came here after many high profile arrests were made, with a very large quantity of illegal cheese. Ask yourself who is guilty?...you or him?

should you wish to exchange yourself with him, I would be happy to execute you instead of your ambassador, however, this will probably never happen. Therefore, I will serve sentence on the culprit instead of the instigator.
Fascist Confederacy
24-11-2004, 18:44
This is William Pierce for White World Radio in Fascist Confederacy. Earlier today we recieved a report that out ally, The Parthians, had their ambassador kidnapped by a tyranical Bolshevik regime known as Pork'n'Shop. The Czar was outraged at this immediate act of terrorism and gave the following announcement to the Porkian Administration:

"Hello Porkies, you Bolshevik bastards. You have twenty-four (NS) hours to release the ambassador before a swift 'blizzard of fire' rains across your nation, and it is enveloped by our Iron Curtain. Either release the ambassador of the fine Parthian people, or suffer the fatal consquences. Do you understand? I hope you do, because this is your final warning."

Well, that was rather rough don't you agree? The Czar also stated that all oil shipments to the Porkian region coming from the Middle East will be immediately seized by OPEC. For, and I quote: "The oil funding the Pork'n'Shop country, is a criminal industry and should be stopped at all costs."
End quote. Now, stay tuned for some of Richard Wagners greatest works...
Random Kingdom
24-11-2004, 18:46
We are dropping conventional payloads on your capital, not filled with explosives, but edam, gouda, stilton, wensleydale, camembert, brie, cheddar, red leicester, maasdam, etc. Expect it in 12 NS hours. (1 NS Year = 1 RL Day)
Sephrioth
24-11-2004, 18:46
you would not trade 1 life for nuclear weapons
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 18:48
yes sephrioth, I would....YOURS!
Siap
24-11-2004, 18:50
Park n Shop, you've thoroughly pissed me off. Coincidentially, my new Purified Hydrogen Bomb needs testing...
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 18:53
no problem, I have a fully working dickhead-shield which protects me from all godmod attacks.
Siap
24-11-2004, 18:55
ok, just for that

ALL NATIONS! PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS THREAD! REPEAT PLEASE DO NOT ENCOURAGE PARKNSHOP ANYMORE!
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 18:56
thankyou, and goodnight!
Fascist Confederacy
24-11-2004, 19:02
Fascian News Network

The screen cuts from the FNN logo to a young man: "This is Josef Albus for the FNN. Earlier today the Czar made an official response to the Parthian-Porkian crisis. He was responding to the acts of terrorism that have occured after Pork'n'Shop banned cheeses, then took a Parthian ambassador capture under false pretenses and lies." The screen shows in the rural mountains of Fascian Oman, a group of men shouting slogans like: Kill the Commie b*tches! - and - Burn President Porky! - all the while, they were burning Porkian flag after flag. "Hate groups have sprouted up all across the nation, but the two most notable ones are Cheese Lovers Unite and Shoot A Pig. The Czar, in response has created a Militia Call, trying to unite the two organizations into the White Warriors of The Confederacy, which seems to becoming an off-shoot of several White Knights of The Autocracy members. Now, onto sports...
Sel Appa
25-11-2004, 00:09
Sel Appa, as a cheese exporter, condemns this action. If you do not lift the ban, we will prepare troops for an invasion. We have mandatory service and nearly a million active duty soldiers as well as nearly 1.5 million in Reserve and National Guard.

We also will offer a temporary alliance for anyone wishing to invade Park n Shop (Pork n shop whatever)
Frisbeeteria
25-11-2004, 00:41
While Frisbeeteria has no interest in joining this battle, our export divisions have been sending out cheesy gift sets, featuring this lovely cheese board ...

http://www.smokehouse.com/burgers.nsf/Images/CA452AF040A194448625694600519154/$file/M9917-200.jpg

... to all ambassadorial supporters of cheese. We remind all of you to show your devotion to cheese every Sunday without fail, by saying ...

"Raise the Board, and Praise Cheeses!"
The Parthians
25-11-2004, 01:24
we also ask for a full apology for your ambassador's wrongdoings.

We appreciate that the arrest of your ambassador came about very quickly after our law was enacted, however, it would be prudent for you to state that you never intended any infringement of our laws.

your offer is most gracious, pending your apology we shall start proceedings to arrange the release of your ambassador.

We offer our apologies to the government of Park n Shop for the attempted smuggling of cheese.

-Lord Rostam Teymorian, Head of Teymorian Family
Sel Appa
25-11-2004, 07:12
You fool. How long do you think you can buy him off?
Jurrik
25-11-2004, 07:48
As the Jurrik Diesel-Electric Battle Cruisers and Destroyers coasted into Park'N'Shop Waters, they stopped 2 miles off shore. Loading their weapons and all of the men running across the deck.

The first message on a Open-band to radiate across the CB unit was this. "Perpare for firing. This wargame has been authorized by President Krik Guztik."

Suddenly, Fourteen Missiles were launched. Each one having Flare Launch capabilities to decoy out SAM missiles and Anti-missile units. They were a special missile made to mock. Definetly mock.

Some of them exploded in air, spraying out Nacho Cheese over the eventual area. They had a in-mark which they would auto-detonate on, to spread the Cheese-ness.

Next, the Tutik Destroyer that sat on the edge of the water, fired off 8 large class missiles, which blew up. Spreading it's load out into a Cluster Pattern, over the first major city in the area near the Coastline, which Gouda Cheese, Mozarella and other cheeses would fly out. Landing eventually.

It was a mock attack, definetly.

Then, the Jurrik ships began to vacate the area as reasonably fast as possible. Two F-16s zooming into the airspace above them and guiding them to safety almost. One Unmanned Patriot Craft (Radio Controlled) Flew over, and took any photos it could, of the suspectible Cheese Firing postions.

Though, the ships kept on leaving, toward Jurrik waters at their subtle 35Knots to get the HELL away.
Park n shop
25-11-2004, 08:57
Emergency services battled into the night yesterday to clean up massive amounts of illegal cheese dropped on our glorious land by the vile nation of jurrick.

Citizens were seen cowering, terrified in their homes, waiting for the streets to be cleared of cheese.

A government spokesman stated that Jurrick's actions were despicable and petty minded, adding "we don't tell them how to live their lives?..why should they do the same to us?"

Emergency immigration controls were today put into place, stating that henceforth, all citizens of Jurrick entering or leaving our nation will be subjected to internal body examinations under suspicion of cheese terrorism.

Officials remained tight lipped about any further retaliatory action, citing the need to return street life to normal first.

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Jurrik
25-11-2004, 20:37
Secure Communique to Park'N'Shop


Ruler of selected nation. Make Cheese legal, or we will attack. I repeat, we will attack. Cheese should be legal everywhere! This is your last warning, legalize Cheese, or face horror. Such a horror, that not even your Emergency Crews can clean fast enough. Let the People choose what they wish to eat!


Signed,


President Krik Guztik.


P.S. We will overthrow your Government, if the need be.
Portus Tenebrosus
25-11-2004, 21:02
People of Park'n'Shop, your attention please.

Our generous nation offers you a trade contract for our 100% cheese free cheese surrogate. It is perfectly unsuspicious as it doesn't look like cheese, it doesn't smell like cheese, it doesn't feel like cheese, well, it doesn't even taste like cheese.
We will also trade weapons and detection equipment to the government in order to arrest those traitors and defend against other nations who threaten Park'n'Shop because of their economic interests.
We will buy all cheese prisoners to work for us as slaves.
If the population plans a revolution we will support them with weapons (and cheese), too; as long as they are willing to show us their eternal thankfullness

Thank you for listening,
The Black Cursor, Great Captain of Portus Tenebrosus.
Shanagolia
25-11-2004, 21:27
While the people of Shanagolia are baffled at the reasons behind the Park n Shop banning of cheese, they respect the sovereignity of its government. Therefore, all Shanagolian cheese exports to Park n Shop will cease immediately, and we implore the rest of the international community to respect Park n Shop's decision in the name of peace.

Speaker Benjamin Debs
The Free Land of Shanagolia
Vaelipolis
25-11-2004, 21:38
Vaelipolis welcomes all refugees from Park'n'Shop. Everyone who seeks asylum is also given a free package of assorted cheese.

Furthermore we disapprove the pressure other countries put on a sovereign country for obviously purely economic reasons. (Although we don't consider cheese to be such bad.)

Friendly greetings,
King Vaeliks I of Vaelipolis
Sel Appa
25-11-2004, 22:10
The HoE has approved Operation Cheese Please:

Huge planes take off from Reddingham Military Airport. They set course for PAS.

A few hours later...

"All planes, dump payloads!"

Planes divebomb surplus cheese everywhere. Cheese nukes are sent flying. Parachessers are deployed! Within 15 minutes, all of PAS is coated in fine cheese.
Malpirgi
26-11-2004, 00:13
--Somewhere in the mountains of Park n Shop--

"Hey Jose, how we doin'?" yelled Marius Park, a "respected" businessman from the Park n Shop capital. He had come down to the country for a business proposition he had heard about from a close friend. It was apparently going to make him a rich man.
"Yeah boss, we're doin' good. The Prohibition is gonna help us live like kings! Everyone knows that the people are baying for some kind of cheese. We figure, we give 'em cheese. They keep it on down low, we don't raise our heads above radar," said Jose, the leader of the "operation."
"That's fantastic. This will be a great supplement for the iMac computers I'm selling on the Market. What strains have you perfected?"
"Well, we got this guy down from the city. Big cheese man. He's got a lotta experience with the cultivation. Especially the stinkers, which are gonna go for an amazing price, boss. Limburger, Roquefort, Muenster. I'm tellin' ya, it's gonna be great."
"Great. As soon as the ripening is done, I'll move the units. So how are we doin' for cover? Is the government gonna find us?"
"Fat chance a that. Underground smuggling facility in the mountains don't usually get themselves found."
"Great. I'll start setting up the orders."
Marius walked back to his 'copter, smiling in satisfaction. I'm gonna get a fat load a cash offa this, man, he thought. Can't wait.
Armandian Cheese
26-11-2004, 00:16
Secret IC to Cheese Mafia:
We shall provide any aid necessary to you, so that the people may gorge on the glory of cheese.
The Parthians
26-11-2004, 00:31
We offer our apologies to the government of Park n Shop for the attempted smuggling of cheese.

-Lord Rostam Teymorian, Head of Teymorian Family


Reiteration
Bunny Eaters
26-11-2004, 00:46
Bunny Eaters request that you send all unwanted cheese to us so that we may preapre bunnies in more tasty recipes :D
Park n shop
05-12-2004, 16:13
rulers of Portus Tenebrosus

we welcome your proposal to help us in our battle against this foul substance.

we would appreciate an immediate shipment of your cheese substitute to placate addicts in our rehabilitation clinics, but only if the surrogate is of a bright blue colour. We would also need to have said surrogate be luminous in the presence of ultraviolet light in order to validate it's real origin. The new cheese should also taste like banana so as to avoid any possible confusion with our addicts.

points 2 and 3 are gladly welcomed as well, although your fourth point is, I feel in your language "taking the urine" and as such is not welcomed.

we look forward to doing business with your glorious nation.
Park n shop
05-12-2004, 16:34
As the sun rose through the presidential palace, Marius Park lay asleep in his bed.

Slowly, softly, the door opened...making not the slightest noise, devril yammer, the High Advisor to the king of Park n Shop crept into the prince's chamber...

Marius stirred, disturbed by the change in light as the high advisor's shadow fell across his face, he woke with a start, but it was too late to prevent the high advisor from plummeting the golden kris dagger into his chest.

a few minutes later, Devril Yammer presented himself in the king's chamber, a silver platter thrust forth in his hands.

"is it done?" asked the king

"yes sire, it is done!" replied Devril

"That boy has been a thorn in my side for too long, he should never have been born!...and now he is no longer a problem to me!...how dare he get rich by making me, his father, look like a fool!...do you have what I require?" asked the king.

"yes sire" answered Devril, and uncovered the platter in his hands revealing the freshly plucked heart from the prince.

"Good job my faithful servant" said the king with a tear in his eye.."now leave me so I may deal with my loss"

Devril ushered himself from the king's quarters, it was going to be a busy day!..there was much to do in order to show the unbelievers that the will of the king was not to be trifled with.
Park n shop
05-12-2004, 16:39
Our glorious ruler today released the Parthian ambassador to the custody of an ambassadorial party from the neutral nation of Final Fantasy Heroes.

"We look forward to re-establishing political relations with the nation of Parthia in the future" a government spokesman was quoted as saying.

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The Parthians
05-12-2004, 21:05
Our glorious ruler today released the Parthian ambassador to the custody of an ambassadorial party from the neutral nation of Final Fantasy Heroes.

"We look forward to re-establishing political relations with the nation of Parthia in the future" a government spokesman was quoted as saying.

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We are pleased with this turn of events and are currently sending the promised military technology and hardware via a unescorted convoy to PArk n' Shop. In addition, all exports of Parthian cheese to Park n' Shop have been banned. We hope diplomatic relations can be resetablished soon.

-Foreign Minister Piruz Savhadkohi
MassPwnage
05-12-2004, 21:22
The Hidden Eye Infiltrator (ooc: hidden eye is the branch of my intelligence service) nodded and smiled. Another happy cheese addict. He wasn't selling cheese himself, he was selling cheese starter bacteria. If the customers chose to make cheese with it, fine, but of course, there was no law against selling cheese starter bacteria, merely cheese.
Cheeser12
05-12-2004, 21:36
YOU HEATHENS! How dare you refer to cheese as a "rancid milk byproduct"!
It is a tasty, heavenly food, and you MOCK it!? Your so-called "leader" needs mental help immediately! HMPH!

Premier Cheeser12
Suiiki
05-12-2004, 21:54
While the Queendom of Suiiki does not find the banning of cheese logical, the Queen has announced today that she will not allow cheese exports to Park N Shop so long as she is provided with the reason for this ban. She also requests that instead of cheese, she be allowed to export Wood CHips to Park N Shop in order to keep the economy as strong as possible.

In a public address tonight our Queen will explain her reasonings for this action, along with answering any questions about current private hostilities between her and the Queen of Nyaoland, whom she has been seen holding animated and friendly MSN conversations with despite the current katana dispute.

Details at 11.