Rebepacitopia
24-11-2004, 02:03
Earlier this evening, a creaking sound could be distinguished on the premises of the Presidential Palace in Crimsoncow, Rebepacitopia. Moments later, several administrative security guards, in a perepetetic fashion reminiscent of fatigued individuals, investigated the Eastern region of the palace. Immediately after the first guard entered the East corridor, a percussion grenade was detonated. :mp5: Amidst the rain of blood and truculent screaming of sirens, a kidnapping occured. The minister of Foreign Socialist Relations (R.V. Gernac) was violently removed from his office. Precisely 56 seconds (according to security cameras) after the initial percussion grenade was detonated, the accosting squad was gone. The Rebepacitopian Police are perplexed as to how the kidnappers entered the palace. Rebepacitopian President, X.N. Nitered, released this statement following the unfortunate occurence:
"Fellow Comrades, foreign Colleagues, a tragedy has taken place this evening. A squad of 15 heavily armed, guised, individuals trespassed on the Presidential Palace grounds, and kidnapped the Rebepacitopian Minister of Foreign Socialist Relations. These kidnappers remain anonomous, though their temerity reeks of capitalism. We will not tolerate such atrocities! I would like to also express my condolences to the families of the 13 staff/security personnel that were massacred in this insidious invasion."
Rebepacitopian intelligence officials have been unable to detect any incriminating evidence. The kidnappers have not yet initiated communications with Rebepacitopian officials. High officials are assuming that this atrocity was perpetrated by a psychotic right-wing faction.
"Fellow Comrades, foreign Colleagues, a tragedy has taken place this evening. A squad of 15 heavily armed, guised, individuals trespassed on the Presidential Palace grounds, and kidnapped the Rebepacitopian Minister of Foreign Socialist Relations. These kidnappers remain anonomous, though their temerity reeks of capitalism. We will not tolerate such atrocities! I would like to also express my condolences to the families of the 13 staff/security personnel that were massacred in this insidious invasion."
Rebepacitopian intelligence officials have been unable to detect any incriminating evidence. The kidnappers have not yet initiated communications with Rebepacitopian officials. High officials are assuming that this atrocity was perpetrated by a psychotic right-wing faction.