Oil Derrick Roughnecks
23-11-2004, 15:24
:) To all concerned, We, The "T.U.R.D.S." (THE UNOWN ROUGHNECK DRILLERS SOCIETY) have occupied 27 abandoned oil derricks in the
far southern gulf of mexico and one illegally placed derric in the swamps of the
okefenooke national wildlife refuge. Our intent is to sanitize these rusting
oil derricks and make a national oil drillers theme park with rides like the
roustabout plunge, the company mans pleasure and the blowouts revenge to name
a few.
We invite your top gov officials to tour rig number 25 as it has been cleaned
and painted for an example of our good intentions. Press releases wellcome.
However, we ASK that our own helicopter pilots and company man Mr EXXOFF meet
you at your chosen location around new orleans for transport to the rig. All
approaching air ships and water craft MAY be fired upon if not previously
approved.
far southern gulf of mexico and one illegally placed derric in the swamps of the
okefenooke national wildlife refuge. Our intent is to sanitize these rusting
oil derricks and make a national oil drillers theme park with rides like the
roustabout plunge, the company mans pleasure and the blowouts revenge to name
a few.
We invite your top gov officials to tour rig number 25 as it has been cleaned
and painted for an example of our good intentions. Press releases wellcome.
However, we ASK that our own helicopter pilots and company man Mr EXXOFF meet
you at your chosen location around new orleans for transport to the rig. All
approaching air ships and water craft MAY be fired upon if not previously
approved.