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Are you afraid to go out at night?

Are you Afraid to go out in the day?

Are you just plain afraid? Well if this is you then you need the MUSRUM MK6!

Unfairly nicknamed 'The mobile rocket laucher*' by it's enemies, the Mega Ultra Super Robot Ulitimate Mole Mark 6, is available for you to bid for in groups of 1000 at a time, or a pack. We have 900 packs available, so bid early to avoid disapointment.

The Musrum is well armed and fanatically loyal. It has been known to take on enemy armour AND win! This product has a minimum bid of only £200 million, that's an amazing saving of 99% off the construction price!

So what's the catch? There is no catch**! Just plce your bid... now and how many packs you want!

The Musrum mk 6. Guaranteed to last 3 lifetimes***!

* It also comes with a fusion cutter
** Can not be modified/ disected or used against the Great Nation of Moleland, as this would cause the unit to self-destruct.
*** Not an actual Guarantee

PACKS BIDDED FOR=2

PACKS LEFT= 898

MINIMUM BID= £200 million

BIDDERS=1
Neo Sephiroth

OOC I love not a real Garrentee.

IC The Empire will bid this prices for 100 of them. We need forces at this time, payment will be given as pure gold.

Bid received. 900 packs available. Auction will last for 2 more weeks.

We request that you place them at the same location the gold when you have them. We need them soon, as we are experincing problems in the government.

we want 900 packs at 4.s trillion

we want 900 packs at 4.s trillion

Sephy, we don't tend to sell equipment to our enemies.

so i cant build a defencive screen for when amf invades me

Seph, We reject your bid. You are at War with the Great Nation of Moleland.

In short, no!

LT, we will get them to your planet ASAP, but only if you have a winning bid!

Look, What ever anyone bets, I shall pay 10 million more, I NEED those suits, we are scraping together anything we can. I can transport it to my planet, but I need a soild location.

They aren't Suits. They are erm... 'Robots' That know nothing except to serve your leader, and fight to the death. Ok, I'll Give them if by 2 O'clock, no more bids have been given. But, they will cost £210 million!

Don't bother us, we have almost 100 trillion in Gold and other matirials avalible. ((Saved up.))

Anyway, more bids welcome! (Except from seph)

LT, your purchase has been accepted.

and BUMP

I'll take one! And just one...

It'll be a nice addition to scare the prisoners underneath the palace to death.
Oh and as a RWC ally, you think you can giftwrap it?

what 1 pack??

You bidding the minium bid?

what 1 pack??

You bidding the minium bid?

I'm not a FT nation but I think one(as in EEN, UNO, EIN) can do nicely for RP purposes.

Do giftwrap it however....

1 MUSRUM? Fine, £2 million a fair price then?

I'll give you ten million for it and a lollypop, so it seems we have a deal!

Fine, spend more than I wanted! Gift wrapped it is, and delievered by a gaint guy in a monkey suit (and a big fanfair). Have fun (it should arrive in minutes)

Oh I will, pleasure doing buisiness with you...

Bump

Bump!

BUMP x3

Fine, spend more than I wanted! Gift wrapped it is, and delievered by a gaint guy in a monkey suit (and a big fanfair). Have fun (it should arrive in minutes)

OOC: Jesus christ, mole... that was my birthday present... *cries* :D

IC:

We would also like to purchase a single MUSRUM for study and evaluation for $2 million, as per your requested price.

Regards,

The Shadows,

Although you are a valued allie, we can not allow you to copy the technology. However, you may purchase one... If you wish

Bump!!!

Although you are a valued allie, we can not allow you to copy the technology. However, you may purchase one... If you wish

IC:

We only intend to study it. We do not wish to copy it.

Regards,

The Shadows,

Please explain what you mean by 'study' as this is a vague discription.

neo sephrioth would like to purcases 2

2 Packs? Nice to see the facelift Seph!. Can your new nation afford this price of 20 million per case (unless I get more bidders) Remember, you can't use them against me. Secondly, you can't copy the technology of it in anyway.

money wired

Your money is received. Please note that your purchase will notgo through, until this thursday. If no further bids are put in (as in, if nobody bids for the other 898 packs) then your bid is secure... and those MUSRUMS not Purchase will be scrapped!

ill purchase all of em

and im financing him

*Eyes raised in surprise* As a new nation I am unwilling to allow you to buy anymore. £400 million is all I will accpet from you. Sorry.

And main Seph. You are ignored, because IC: you no longer exist. Stop posting in this thread.

Thanks

Please explain what you mean by 'study' as this is a vague discription.

IC:

As in study, we mean understand your technology. It is in itself unusual, so we wish to understand it's capabilities so we can better work with yourselves in our various joint causes.

Regards,

The Shadows,

Very well your offer is accepted.

OOC: If your science team examine it, we can start a thread about it. I'll RP the Musrum... If you like...

Very well your offer is accepted.

OOC: If your science team examine it, we can start a thread about it. I'll RP the Musrum... If you like...

We thank you for the acceptance.

The money has been transfered to your account.

Regards,

The Shadows,

OOC: Could always have a joint project on the tech, Mole (my organics + your MUSRUM could make an interesting combo). But yeah RPing the probings wouldn't be a bad idea.

I'll tell you a little about the MUSRUM on the PM.

Bump!!!

BUMP x2!!!

mole land can you modify our packs to have 2 phaser cannons on them

? They will be sent in transports. The MUSRUM is a infantry unit. We don't have phasers. We have lasers. If this isn't what you meant, could you explain better?

a phaser is a star trek infantry/ ship mounted weapon we can supplie them but you will have to install them

What, so you want a smallier, closed ranged weapon fitted? We could offer you a range of our weapons, and a rough cost to you for having them fitted, if you want?

yes that's it it needs a stinger misile added insted of the fussion cutter

A fusion Cutter is a cutting tool, for cutting through blocked doors ETC. If you are going modern tech, we recommend you don't buy any. As the MUSRUM is FT.

A range of Non-Explosive weapons you could add...

1. The Laser blaster- A Powerful, reasonably fast fire rate. Laser can burn through between 6-10mm of armour. Accuracy is questionable.

2. The Laser pistol- A powerful, but slow firing weapon. Burns through between 7-10mm of armour. Great accuracy.

3. The Repeater rifle- A 3-barrel weapon. It is rapid fire weapon, as it rotates, firing each barrel in turn tha is almost instantly reloaded. burns through 5mm of armour. Good Accuracy.

ill take 3 laser repeters and an anti aircraft weapon.

They will be attached to as many MUSRUMs as you wish. We advise against AA weapons, as these will ake the MUSRUM too heavy to move...

all

Okay, Tomorrow they shall be fitted intstead of fusion cutters, at no charge to you. Have fun!

is it acceptable for this to becalled the necros veriannt

?

to make them scairer

I still don't understand...????

my enemies will be afraid of somethin that sounds demonic

What? You want the MUSRUM to be renamed? Very well. It is your choice.

the necros class musrum. the ultimate killing machine

Very well. do as you please. they will be yours after all.

we also wish to order 6 more packs same modiciations

Wait for 20 more days. I don't want you to spend all of your money at one go...

just resevee the unsold ones for me

Already done.

sweet can i test my necros's agains some of your apc's

Sorry... test them against someone else. Have fun!

i kmow o.s

Maybe not orange state. Feel free to attack NATO members!

you dislike nato .
and we will buy em all k

More like I hate them seph...

my necros are going up agains a nation i know from when true seph was new

Have fun! I breif desciption of how they fight (and how to order them) can be found here!

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=377979

Read the post with the dtatpad ( I think it is post 4)

BUMP. You now have only 4 hours to make an offer...

ill take em

You already have 6 packs reserved for later...

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