NationStates Jolt Archive

To whatever noble peacekeeping organizations may be reading this-

Alpha Centauri has once again been invaded my marauding region crashers. Needless to say, our new UN Delegate has not been on-the-ball in regards to password security. As former Delegate and self-proclaimed defender of the realm, I am hereby issuing a emergency call for aid to whatever anti-crashing groups might be willing or able to help. You'd come to our rescue before, and I beg you to do so once again.

The offending delegate is the nation "UNS Unity". His UN goons that are currently backing him are as follows:

Silly Snails, Darth Helmet, Mutch happy people, Big beer belly babies, Scargillite Britain, Novastopol, Burpiddy burp burp, Technikwissenschaften

Please, assist our people in our moment or dire need, and you shall have the everlasting gratitude and alligence of the people of Alpha Centauri forevermore.

Supreme Chancellor Krupp
Interstellar Federation of Krupponia

Whilst we cannot at this time offer you any aid as such - we do offer you a safe haven in our region of Sol Sector.

World Factbook Entry: The Federation of Aligned Planets, referred to as the Federation, is an interstellar alliance of planetary governments and colonies. The members of the Federation are organized under the unifying goals of peaceful coexistence, science, exploration, and mutual defense. Its territory encompasses several dozen sectors in both the Alpha and Beta Quadrants, spread across 8,000 light-years.

Once here, we can assure you that you will be protected.

Thanks, but we haven't abandoned the region on any other instance of hostile invasion, and we aren't quite ready to begin now. However, we will certainly take it under advisement as a fallback plan. We appreciate your offer of hospitality and sanctuary.

To anyone else who is willing or able to assist, I have obtained what my intelligence sources indicate is the regional password. It is: p0larI5391

Please, us it to send in relief forces and bring the invaders down before they bring in fresh troops. Endorse the region titled Mishappi - our "resistance" such as it is, are all doing so. Sadly, we lack a high number of nations with UN Memeberships, so our ability to fight back is rather limited. We are a peaceful region and have never involved ourselves in foreign conflicts. Why we keep getting invaded is a mystery and an outrage.

Send help soon!

Supreme Chancellor Krupp
Interstellar Federation of Krupponia

The regional password has now been lowered - any relief forces that might be on the way will now have a cakewalk should they decide to liberate us. *looks at the posts so far* Not that that seems terribly likely....*grumble*

He Far Strelso, having somewhat of a surplus of Fighting Seabats (some nuclear-capable but alas! rather dimwitted) have dispatched them in your general direction. We really hope they help defend you against this unwarranted (we assume) empirish takeover. Please do know they are somewhat liable to be distracted by edible morsels on the way...maybe this could be to you advantage? A strategic trail leading to...?
All good wishes, Head Chandler & Hearth Guard (Neander Clan) HFS

Alpha Centauri remains under DNS Marine Corp dictatorship!

We need UN Capable defender nations to oust to current dictator (and all his UN goons) from the region. We are a small region with limited UN Participation levels and thus we lack the numbers to retake the region on our own. The Delegate is performing wanton ejections and conning the mods into performing deletions of defenders who could not pose a serious threat to him as they don't even have UN Memeberships. All for his pathetic amusement.

Please, if any Defenders are reading this, help re-take Alpha Centauri! The password our cowardly dictator has put in place is: l0pan0vas

Soon the region will be overrun! Send help soon!

Supreme Chancellor Krupp
Interstellar Federation of Krupponia

The illegal and ill-gotten dictator/delegate currently only holds 7 endorsements from his UN lackeys. They are as follows: Silly Snails, Darth Helmet, Mutch happy people, Scargillite Britain, Novastopol, Burpiddy burp burp, Technikwissenschaften.

Even a small UN Defender force could come in and easily wipe the floor with these guys. Send help!

Supreme Chancellor Krupp
Interstellar Federation of Krupponia