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A Speech by President Holtz(Please read and feel free to comment)

Holy Paradise
21-11-2004, 20:46
Brought to you by Holy Paradise Broadcasting Company:
President Holtz addresses the world:

"Yesterday.....has been a tragedy for me and Holy Paradise. One of my good friends and my presidental opponent, Senator Makalson, was assasinated yesterday by Holy Paradisians influenced by Kyleralian citizens supporting me and calling the senator a flip-flopper and such. I do not blame the Kyleralians for this, but rather the political hatred that has infested modern civilization. Like the late Ronald Reagan, President of the U.S. in the real world, said, 'It is okay for people of differenting political views to disagree and even never come to an agreement on them. But as God is in his heaven do we have to hate each other to point where those with less balance are encouraged to do such horrible deeds?' I encourage everyone to follow your own opinions, but keep them reasonable. Do not lie to or attack people who have different political views. Politics can be vicious, but not to the point where people kill each other over it! That is not politics, that is terrorism and hatred and it must be stopped!"
Holy Paradise
21-11-2004, 20:51
bump
A Few Rich People
21-11-2004, 20:53
If you state this to the world it must truely be a lost to your nation. Though we feel not for your loss we must sudgest prudence when regarding leaders and their safety, such assassins should not be given a chance to strike.

-Mikosolf Corporation
Holy Paradise
21-11-2004, 20:57
Trust me, we had very tight security, but it failed this time. All of the assasins(as there was 5 attempts on his life and the last one was the one that succeeded) were executed promptly, which was the only good news for the day.
Holy Paradise
21-11-2004, 21:04
bumpity bump
Mekonia
21-11-2004, 21:20
We are saddened to hear of the 'death' of Senator Makalson. Yet may I remind you people aren't influenced unless they want to be influnenced. Unless these Kyleralians actually threatened brute force against the assasigns or their families then pay more attention to your nations polical climate. Your citizens must be unstable if they kill politicans for flip flopping-Thats what forced elections are for!
To get to the point you are really trying to make ..that an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind. On an idealogical level I agree with you tit for tat doesn't work. Actually I agree with it ingeneral but in todays climate its just not possible. I know you can argue that it would eventually and this is a huge evnetual lead to ome form of global order but try telling that to N Korea or even the US for that matter.
Kyleralia
21-11-2004, 21:25
Statment from the Kyleralian Government....


"We are very disturbed by the events that took place in your nation. We must assure you however Kyleralia did not have any thing to do with this tragedy. The Kyleralians are just like all other people, they have their political beliefs and we would never practice internal violance to another nation."
Holy Paradise
21-11-2004, 21:30
It was only the few unbalanced people who did this, not the other 99.9999999999999% of the nation
Holy Paradise
21-11-2004, 21:30
Statment from the Kyleralian Government....


"We are very disturbed by the events that took place in your nation. We must assure you however Kyleralia did not have any thing to do with this tragedy. The Kyleralians are just like all other people, they have their political beliefs and we would never practice internal violance to another nation."
We do not blame Kyleralia for anything. We blame the 5 assasins.
Momanguise
21-11-2004, 21:41
What are the odds on it was Holtz who ordered the assaisination?
Holy Paradise
21-11-2004, 21:47
OOC: Holtz is one of Sen. Makalson's best friends, and Makalson is Holtz's best friend. He would never order Makalson killed.
Mekonia
21-11-2004, 21:51
What are the odds on it was Holtz who ordered the assaisination?
I think your damn right. It's so typical for peace and love hippies to blame someother poor country-Kyleralia. Holtz just ob wants Kyleralia to declare war so he can attempt to look good and claim innocence. I'd say tighten up your security and urge the security council in the UN to discuss the possibility of an embargo!
All those in favour for the resignation of President Holtz clap your hands
Holy Paradise
21-11-2004, 21:53
No! Kyleralia is an ally of Holy Paradise. President Holtz is not mad at them, but mad at political hatred. And he would never order the assassination of his best friend.
Chronosia
21-11-2004, 21:53
the Chronosian Imperium supports any move to depose the murdering swine. We appeal to other nations to oppose tyranny and depravity and purge the heresy from our midst. If nessecary, a division of the Inquisition shall be deployed to investigate...
Holy Paradise
21-11-2004, 21:53
Also, President Holtz is a right-wing conservative guy. He hates hippies.
Holy Paradise
21-11-2004, 21:55
Please people stop! President Holtz never did anything wrong! He personally executed two of the people who tried to kill Sen. Makalson!
Mekonia
21-11-2004, 21:59
Also, President Holtz is a right-wing conservative guy. He hates hippies.

Ya right tell us the other one. Ya know what they say-keep your friends close and your enemies closer. And besides right wing conservatives are hippies ;). Yes I do believe this matter warrents an investigation. Ob all those involved (except Holtz) would convine in a warm tropical location with free cocktails/beer to your own preference. After Holtz is found guilty we can divid his assets amoung us!

Whattya say? Holtz -be quiet mere mortals do not get a say ;)
Holy Paradise
21-11-2004, 22:01
Is this a joke?
Chronosia
21-11-2004, 22:02
No, this ia a joke:
A Chapter of Space Marines walk into a bar; the bar breaks, the bar was made of titanium and durasteel.
Mekonia
21-11-2004, 22:03
He personally executed two of the people who tried to kill Sen. Makalson!

And look at this. Politicians do not execute people. Where was their trial? Where Kyleralia allowed to send a diplomatic envoy? What was your evidence? Typical of a hippie I say.
Holy Paradise
21-11-2004, 22:05
And look at this. Politicians do not execute people. Where was their trial? Where Kyleralia allowed to send a diplomatic envoy? What was your evidence? Typical of a hippie I say.
They admitted happily when they were caught that they did it. Also they were Holy Paradisians.
Mekonia
21-11-2004, 22:07
A Joke? Politics is no joke. If you attempt to accuse fellow nations of machinations then you will suffer our rath..in manner of Bush goes to town on Iraq..except we have proof. The ICJ has just sent the Mekonian cheif of Intellingence info reguarding the assigns innocense. Murder I call you
Mekonia
21-11-2004, 22:11
They admitted happily when they were caught that they did it. Also they were Holy Paradisians.

I'm sure they did. With a light in their eyes and a knife in their belly. Meknoia has heard of the appaling lack of prisoners rights in the Holy Paradise. Further to this Mekonia condems the use of torture towards all lfe and reminds the Holy Paradise that under the declaration of human rights every one is equal before the law.
Holy Paradise
21-11-2004, 22:21
Yes, but we had evidence and such. There was no pressure to confess against themselves, they did it on their own will.
Mekonia
21-11-2004, 22:25
Evidence that you neglected to share! Does the Holy Paradise have a modern legal sysem or is it just up to you?
For shame and it's almost christmas. ho ho ho to you.
Roach-Busters
21-11-2004, 22:26
All those in favour for the resignation of President Holtz clap your hands

All those in favor of the destruction of Mekonia clap your hands!

(Loud clapping commences)
Mekonia
21-11-2004, 22:56
Loud clapping in your head high lighting its emptiness doesn't count. Please continue your job as a roach buster and kindly start with yourself. Roaches are a horrible plague on nation states and we thank you for being the under dog to nations and doing our dirty work.
Roach-Busters
21-11-2004, 23:08
Loud clapping in your head high lighting its emptiness doesn't count. Please continue your job as a roach buster and kindly start with yourself. Roaches are a horrible plague on nation states and we thank you for being the under dog to nations and doing our dirty work.

OOC: That was an IC remark I made, not OOC. Just so you know.

IC: Don't mess with us, roach. We're exterminators. We'll squish you like the putrid bug you are. And what's with this "under dog," crap? I'm much bigger, much stronger, and much more influential than you. With a flick of the wrist, I could smack your nation to Kingdom Come.
Mekonia
21-11-2004, 23:21
OOOH! Big Boy wanna play with his guns? My aren't you easy to provoke? If I said you were an under roach then I could squash you with my malono blahniks! As for being more influnecial then me, you've jsut beenin the game for longer..which means the clock is ticking...
Kyleralia
22-11-2004, 00:19
Ho ho ho?

Any body in the Christmas Spirit Right now?