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So here it is. Mora Tau's takin' over. Any questions? The only regions that are safe are The Creature Isles, the Proletariat Coalition, the DEN, the Peoples Revolutionary Party and Soviet Republics.

Signed
Christina Janke

your nation doesent exist

OOC: *sigh*

Any reason you are supposedly 'taking over'? And how are you going to take over all the other regions and alliances hmm?

k someone call TNNN please

OOC: *sigh*

Any reason you are supposedly 'taking over'? And how are you going to take over all the other regions and alliances hmm?

I say we let them take over.

And they can have "under" and "through" and "around" and "the letter Q" while they're at it.

This is how you get a group date on Sesame Street. :D

Crazy Mora Tau...

You Australian Punks never cease to confuse me...

I say we let them take over.

And they can have "under" and "through" and "around" and "the letter Q" while they're at it.

This is how you get a group date on Sesame Street. :D

OOC: Lol :P

You know all about grouping dating on Sesame Street?

Btw, this mean you're no longer ignoring me?

So here it is. Mora Tau's takin' over. Any questions? The only regions that are safe are The Creature Isles, the Proletariat Coalition, the DEN, the Peoples Revolutionary Party and Soviet Republics.

Signed
Christina Janke



here guys, wait, I'm psychic, I'll tell you something cool about this guy.


Wait, its becoming clearer.........wait............he's not really in touch with reality.......he feels he's alot more important than he is........he belives he will be sucessfull when he grows up but he won't be cuz he's stupid.........and he's a middle class white kid. There.

Hey wait, none of thats cool!

oh and by the way, I'm taking over back. Me, and the Monopoly guy, and a thousand checker pieces. So there.

well just for the fun of it, I'll charge the I.G.N.O.R.E shield and call my beloved skyhook to attack him.

here guys, wait, I'm psychic, I'll tell you something cool about this guy.


Wait, its becoming clearer.........wait............he's not really in touch with reality.......he feels he's alot more important than he is........he belives he will be sucessfull when he grows up but he won't be cuz he's stupid.........and he's a middle class white kid. There.

Hey wait, none of thats cool!

OOC: No, nor is that statement you just made.

OOC: No, nor is that statement you just made.


oh dear, oh no, the guy who I don't even know called me uncool! Shit, I feel so terrible now.

Just out of curiosity, how do you intend to take over regions with UN delegate access to regional control barred? How about the Pacifics? Those places are awfully large, and, well, judging from the massive outcry of support in this thread, looks like it's not gonna be easy convincing 10,000+ nations to join your cause.

Sorry for bringing up minor details here. Thought you might wanna consider them.

damn, cuz I was really trying to look cool for all the guys I don't know or care about.....sniffle.....I'll never live this down...........

Just out of curiosity, how do you intend to take over regions with UN delegate access to regional control barred? How about the Pacifics? Those places are awfully large, and, well, judging from the massive outcry of support in this thread, looks like it's not gonna be easy convincing 10,000+ nations to join your cause.

Sorry for bringing up minor details, here. Thought you might wanna consider them.



oh come now, thats not important! He can just hop around that little problem. More of an incovienence, really. He can do it, he's a middle class white kid!

.......hahahaha! sorry, sorry, i saw this thread when it first started, but ive only just been able to stop laughing for long enough to write this message.
Taking over, yeh right! And i suppose your going to make a flock of flying pigs skate across a frozen hell whilst your at it?

oh come now, thats not important! He can just hop around that little problem. More of an incovienence, really. He can do it, he's a middle class white kid!

Hence my reference to them as "minor details".

What's up with the "middle class white kid" deal?

oh dear, oh no, the guy who I don't even know called me uncool! Shit, I feel so terrible now.

OOC: You're blatently 12, grow up and learn not everyone who makes a mistake/says something daft is white middle class, you just show your own sense of inferiority.

*Ignore Cannoned*

Hence my reference to them as "minor details".

What's up with the "middle class white kid" deal?]


Well, I'm making fun of him. Sort of. No offense to all you guys of course.

Uhhh...I've never heard that term used as an insult before- but okay!

And, um, I don't think there's that many guys out there who sign their posts as "Christina Janke", so I'm thinkin' s/he's a girl, not a guy.

Apologies if it ain't, Tau!

OOC: You're blatently 12, grow up and learn not everyone who makes a mistake/says something daft is white middle class, you just show your own sense of inferiority.

*Ignore Cannoned*



I'm blatantly twelve? Your the one getting all pissed about nothing, and saying


Ignore Cannon!

Ignore Cannon!

Listen bub, I don't really care.

From what you have said so far, I gather that you are also a middle class white kid.

I see you around.

I'm blatantly twelve? Your the one getting all pissed about nothing, and saying


Ignore Cannon!

Ignore Cannon!

Listen bub, I don't really care.

From what you have said so far, I gather that you are also a middle class white kid.

I see you around.

OOC: I don't know how old you are and I frankly don't care but you are acting like an immature PRE-twelve year old.

And so what if he is a "middle-class-white-kid," that’s exactly what I am oh wait...I'm sorry, I forgot! I have no right to be in this little argument because I'm a grade-A dumbass due to my being a white 14 year old! Damn me, I wish I was born into a middle-classed black family, I would be completely different!

Now, I have no problem with blacks at all, I hate racists but what is the difference between a "middle-class" black kid and a "middle-class" white kid? None, unless you're one of those nut-job-racists who believes that "blacks never finished evolving" e.g Fascist White States

Also, before you claim that I am pissed off: don't bother. I'm quite relaxed and simply saw the opportunity to lay into someone, forum-rants are one of my favourite pastimes when there’s nothing else to do.

Also, just to nip this one in the bud, if you try and claim I'm stupid, my I.Q is 162.

Thank you for your time.

-Kriegorgrad in a bastard of a mood

...Take....over?!?!??!

MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!1

Listen, even I, with my EXTREMELY impossible dreams of NS Domination, wouldnt come up with a plan THAT bad!

Oh hell, Krieg's in a mood...

There's gonna be an eruption in his secret volcano base tonight...

Oh hell, Krieg's in a mood...

There's gonna be an eruption in his secret volcano base tonight...

Damn right! =p

Oh hell, Krieg's in a mood...

There's gonna be an eruption in his secret volcano base tonight...

Anyone got a helmet i can put on? Having a lava-rock land on your head will REALLY ruin your day.

*Sigh* I'd better call the clean up division, the lava's going to really make a mess of my newly designed island...

No one has a helmet? I guess im going to have to use that peasent over there.

*walks over to farmer*

"Howdy sir!"

"Hello there!"

*picks up farmer and puts on head*

"Whats this for sir?"

"Watch"

*lava-rock falls onto farmer, frying him evenly for 5 seconds.*

"Oooohh timmmmy!"

*timmy the Cannibal comes and eats farmer.*

"Good boy!*

*Timmy eats TLS*

OOC: If you want to 'take over' you have to actually RP it. If you do that, your nation will be destroyed by hundreds of large, angry nations.

OOC: If you want to 'take over' you have to actually RP it. If you do that, your nation will be destroyed by hundreds of large, angry nations.

OOC: Or AMF on a baby-snatching craze :P

The Merchants Guild, I think you are confusing yourself.

I never said blacks never finished evolving, I never said blacks were better, I never said anything like that at all.


I never meant to insult you either, but you started stating how "uncool" what I was saying was, so I took it upon myself to defend what I was saying.


Now, as for middle class white kid, you see, that is a joke among me and people you do not know.

It is, for me, the equvalent of calling someone that, would be, saying they live a sheltered life and that they are ignorant, I.e the typical middle class white child of the United States. That is all. No need to get upset.

as for you not being stupid, well, I never said you were, and I wouldn't say it either. That would be pretty damn mean of me just to start saying you were stupid now, would it not? As for I.Q tests, I don't belive in there accuracy of measuring intelegence, despite my own high scoring on many of them.


Anyhow, you blew the entire thing out of proportion, and I do hope that now you will see I had no malicious intent. Of course, when one is writing and not talking face to face, one is prone to make mistakes, and I suppose I did something so as to be misinterperted.

Ah well.

Hmmmm, if this Mora Taru is a troll seeking to forment discord and anger, I believe he has achieved with the current mmmm upset between Alexias and The Merchant Guild. I believe it would be better to ignore this thread and let it die.

The Merchants Guild, I think you are confusing yourself.

I never said blacks never finished evolving, I never said blacks were better, I never said anything like that at all.


I never meant to insult you either, but you started stating how "uncool" what I was saying was, so I took it upon myself to defend what I was saying.


Now, as for middle class white kid, you see, that is a joke among me and people you do not know.

It is, for me, the equvalent of calling someone that, would be, saying they live a sheltered life and that they are ignorant, I.e the typical middle class white child of the United States. That is all. No need to get upset.

as for you not being stupid, well, I never said you were, and I wouldn't say it either. That would be pretty damn mean of me just to start saying you were stupid now, would it not? As for I.Q tests, I don't belive in there accuracy of measuring intelegence, despite my own high scoring on many of them.


Anyhow, you blew the entire thing out of proportion, and I do hope that now you will see I had no malicious intent. Of course, when one is writing and not talking face to face, one is prone to make mistakes, and I suppose I did something so as to be misinterperted.

Ah well.

Ahh ok, just wondering because I live in the U.K and the middle class is hardly sheltered. Especially when you go to a state school.

Also, I never said you did say that "blacks never finished evolving," I simply made a reference about it, in case you WERE one the people who thought that.

Also, I believe I.Q tests give you a good idea of where someone stands, its fairly obvious that someone in the double-digits isn't going to be the brightest bulb in the box. Unless you are a prodigy, of course.

U.K? Well, that's different my friend. There are not very many non whites in the U.K, at least not near the level where I come from. But in the rest of Europe, where the immigration wave hit, and where I am over hear, most of the middle class white children are not the most experienced people.

Thing is, usually it is better to be white and sheltered, I mean, they end up with better jobs, not going to prison. Not to say that anyone cannot do that,and I not saying its not partially the fault of the individual when they fail, I'm just saying it is more common. Exceptions to everything.

As for I.Q tests, you see, they ask things like math questions, grammer things, science, physics. But is not a guy who can negotiate around a gangwar or stop his enraged friend from attacking a cop smart, even if he does have a low I.Q score? I belive so. I.Q tests do get some things right, but cannot sum up a person.

( I'm not talking about myself, those are just examples of what an I.Q test cannot catch.)

My Ninjas have already taken you over.

*Ninja-ed!*

My Ninjas have already taken you over.

*Ninja-ed!*

no.


no ninjas.

I suggest that there be an alliance formed for a hostile takeover of these Tau folks

So here it is. Mora Tau's takin' over. Any questions? The only regions that are safe are The Creature Isles, the Proletariat Coalition, the DEN, the Peoples Revolutionary Party and Soviet Republics.

Signed
Christina Janke
Hello. So you want to take over? Well...

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Beam/DeathStar3.jpg

A certain battlestation wants to have a word with you about your hostile takeover attempt.

Hello. So you want to take over? Well...

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Beam/DeathStar3.jpg

A certain battlestation wants to have a word with you about your hostile takeover attempt.

:eek:

ROTFLMAOPIMP!

So here it is. Mora Tau's takin' over. Any questions? The only regions that are safe are The Creature Isles, the Proletariat Coalition, the DEN, the Peoples Revolutionary Party and Soviet Republics.

Signed
Christina Janke
Just to be on the safe side:
http://www.peaceteam.org.nz/images/mushroom.jpg

Congradulations:You're the 13th nOOb to be nuked by Rotovia!

I make no apologies for speeling mistakes or grammar poor! ;)

Somehow, I think being nuked pales in comparison to a Death Star. Course, it's my 4th or 5th n00b that I blew up with the Death Star, but who's counting?

Somehow, I think being nuked pales in comparison to a Death Star. Course, it's my 4th or 5th n00b that I blew up with the Death Star, but who's counting?
I nuke your Death Star :p! Besides, come back when you have a reputation for harrasing nOObs :sniper:

I never said blacks never finished evolving, I never said blacks were better, I never said anything like that at all.

Never said that, that was Krieg.


I never meant to insult you either, but you started stating how "uncool" what I was saying was, so I took it upon myself to defend what I was saying.

I didn't take it as an insult, I just hate those kind of comments because I got so used to them at university council meetings.


Now, as for middle class white kid, you see, that is a joke among me and people you do not know.

Nor do I care, jokes are best indicated online :)


Anyhow, you blew the entire thing out of proportion, and I do hope that now you will see I had no malicious intent. Of course, when one is writing and not talking face to face, one is prone to make mistakes, and I suppose I did something so as to be misinterperted.

Indeed.

Btw, there is a large ethnic minority population in Britain, go to the Midlands and London, you'll see what I mean :).

Overlord Eroc issues his order:

Prepare the catapults and farm animals.

All the big animals are gone. we're down to chickens.

I suggest we hit them with boiling fat and tar instead.

This is rapidly turning into a very strange thread...

OOC: Mora Tau (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_nation/nation=Mora%20Tau) does exist. 1.228 billion people. But the person who is playing them seems to be a dumbass.

IC: ***In the office of the Emporer of Shazbotdom. Palace Chabers, Shazbot City***

Emporer: "Prepare to fire the IGNORE cannon."

First Leutenant: "It is locked on target."

Emporer: "Fire at will!!"

The IGNORE cannon fires upon it's target and takes out Mora Tau.

OCC: Mora Tau is now ignored for being stupid as shit. Thanks for your cooperation.

Never said that, that was Krieg.



I didn't take it as an insult, I just hate those kind of comments because I got so used to them at university council meetings.



Nor do I care, jokes are best indicated online :)



Indeed.

Btw, there is a large ethnic minority population in Britain, go to the Midlands and London, you'll see what I mean :).


Of course their is in London, I know that. I am talking about Britain as a whole. Winchester, for example.

Mora Tau, if you lay a finger on RK and our allies then we will arouse the good ole' LWA. And our prophets will command a massive shower of Rubber Chickens (tm) to fall upon your lands.

Mora Tau, if you lay a finger on RK and our allies then we will arouse the good ole' LWA. And our prophets will command a massive shower of Rubber Chickens (tm) to fall upon your lands.


hey, your that guy who lives in the place.

Notice how Mora Tau hasn't come back? I think he made this just to watch a buch of guys start throwing turds at each other.

It worked.

of course he did.

no.


no ninjas.

I beg to differ, although i could use pirates if you wanted me to.

Ahhh the deep satisfaction of being noticed. Phase 2 is complete. I find it a never ending source of amusement that whenever people feel threaten they always say... "Mora Tau? Ha ha ha, he is so dumb" without noticing that I've signed my name 'Christina'. Pot calling the kettle black. And Shazbotdom... you missed. We're very much alive. And revving up for world domination. Rotovia... you missed too. Maybe it's because I'm no newbie. What fun. Is there such a thing as an America sense of humour? Or can I add that to my top ten list of oxymorons? Along with 'military intelligence'. Hmm, there's not much intelligence here either, just monarchist and imperialist rot. I'm going well, by the way. You better start ordering Mora Tauan flags, 'cause pretty soon it'll be the *only* flag in the world. Send orders to---

Foreign Affairs
PO Box 421
Dunichshire No.4
446-245
Mora Tau

Each flag costs 2 lettuces. They're very cheap, because we know just how many of your economys are at breaking point. And yes, I know it says mine is imploded, but that's because we've abolished free enterprise, private property and money. So naturally it's gonna say we have no economy. 'cause we don't. If your land is a barren wasteland thanks to your useless ecological management, and you can't grow lettuces, I'll be happy with a few Axiom, Dekadent or Totalitar records. And if you still can't aford that, just send me a few guitars. While waiting for Mora Tauan paratroopers to turn up, go to http://www.agathocles.com/ , go to the audio section and listen to this song called "Chop Off Their Genitals"; it kind of describes my plans for the leaders of Nazi Europe.

Comradely and happily,
Christina
Mora Tauan Soviet Socialist Republic.

Mora Tau, they just don't understand socialist punks like you ;)

-Official Response from Kathxeth
Zircon Leader and Freaky Alien Dude of The Glorious Army Of Swift And Futile Death Involving Being Beaten To Death By Monkeys Whacking You With Thier Scrotums Yes I Know It Is Disturbing But That Is What Kathxeth Wanted This Week And We're Not Arguing With Someone Who Brought Down A Building Around Thier Head With A Big Blue Beam Of Death Then Started Rambling Incoherently Again The Moment He Was Out

"... Nhnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub..."
(Trans: "Newb" though it should be noted that they play a lot of video games while they wait for things to happen, so it's likely Kathxeth learned the word through trash talk and associated it with degredation. Speaking of waiting for things to happen, I still need to post in TIOR and my topic.)

"Wheeeeeeeeeh KHEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAL Kyooooooooooo!!"
(Trans: We'll KILL you!!")

The ding of a microwave is heard in the background of the audio only transmission.

"Hghoooo... Phuoooooooop Kharn..."
(Trans: "Ooo... Pop Corn...")

... End of Transmission...

In response to Neo-Mekanta-

"Oi, you ****," said the navigator, Joe Penitentiary, of the Mora Tauan submarine Kropotkin.
"What?" said the captain, Len Redundant.
"Pretty fucking odd transmission, man," said the navigator. he put it through the speakers.
"What sort of pussy country would send that to us? Ignore the bastard," Captain Len.


In response to TIOR:
Oh, they shall. They shall. You shall too, actually, TIOR.

It occured to me noone knows what Mora Tauan troops look like. It's not hard. We have no uniforms, just go off this. Just about everyone in Mora Tau, everyone of the fighting age, anyway, has an interesting haircut, mohawks seem to dominate, have really awesome jackets, many made of fake leather, covered in spikes, chains, patches in support of various bands, very tight pants, tartan and African animal patterns are common and they wear boots. The women occasionally wear mini-skirts, but I don't think any of you will see any comrades wearing those, as mini-skirts are not something you want to wear when you're in a para-troop division. All are armed with fists, boots, molotov cocktails and really awesome rifles. From the future. Somehow.

All Mora Tauans are vegetarians, and we shall be enforcing this the world over, so you'd better get some food ready, the punks are probably a bit hungry. Also, you'd be wise to board up your good windows, as it is just *so* fun kicking the things in. At first we'll attack stealthily, but when we start winning, we'll put on some music by The Adicts, The Exploited, Clusterbombunit, Toxic Narcotic or Distraught. Or Tragedy. Really loud.

I don't see why everyone's complaining. I mean, how cool would the world be under Mora Tauan control!

wow

[looks around in desk for a bit]

glass

While it seems intriguing, I would prefer to keep the weirdness of Callisdrun than adopt the equally strange but different weirdness of Mora Tau.

Incomming telegram from the Glorious People's Or Zircon's Rather Army Of People Who Really Don't Want To Be Here But Have Nothing Better To Do And That Zircon Can Be Really Convincing In A Mafia Kind Of Way

Plant Eaters are Pansies

Grow... what you call...? Testicals...

Grow testicals and eat those. (He's actually making me fucking write this... God I hate my life... -Edward)
-Kathxeth

So here it is. Mora Tau's takin' over. Any questions? The only regions that are safe are The Creature Isles, the Proletariat Coalition, the DEN, the Peoples Revolutionary Party and Soviet Republics.

Signed
Christina Janke

all i got to say is, NUKING PARTY!!! seriously now, how do you plan to take over?? are you gonna ask our nations leaders politely and expect to have them handed over to you on a silver platter? our are you planning on military take over?? if the latter is the case, then pepare for one big fight for your life!!

What's with men and their nuclear bombs? *sigh*. OK. Play it that way.
a) we have more bombs.
b) Mora Tau is immune to nuclear bombs. Noone in Mora Tau washes, so, like, we'll survive anything, just like rats and cockaroaches. And our buildings are pretty strong. And our trees are VERY strong.

The Nurple Chickens rebell aginst mora tau! they now eat crumpets with the brits.

So here it is. Mora Tau's takin' over. Any questions? The only regions that are safe are The Creature Isles, the Proletariat Coalition, the DEN, the Peoples Revolutionary Party and Soviet Republics.

Signed
Christina Janke

You FT? If not, I want to know how you're going to cross nearly 2000 lightyears into a region of space uncharted and unchartable, through dangers so powerful they present dangers to even the most advanced ships, and attack and defeat a nation that has thousands of antimatter weapons at its disposal and ships powerful enough to wipe out an entire MT nation on their own.

You FT? If not, I want to know how you're going to cross nearly 2000 lightyears into a region of space uncharted and unchartable, through dangers so powerful they present dangers to even the most advanced ships, and attack and defeat a nation that has thousands of antimatter weapons at its disposal and ships powerful enough to wipe out an entire MT nation on their own.

they will fly on the dodo bird of course you silly goose.

What's with men and their nuclear bombs? *sigh*. OK. Play it that way.
a) we have more bombs.
b) Mora Tau is immune to nuclear bombs. Noone in Mora Tau washes, so, like, we'll survive anything, just like rats and cockaroaches. And our buildings are pretty strong. And our trees are VERY strong.

#1 exactly how many nukes do you have??
#2 saying that your nation is immune to nukes is like saying you can survive being shot in the head with a X-109 sniper rifle at point blank. therefore saying your nation is immune to nukes is god-moding, do you have any idea how hot it is when a nuke explodes? also the radioactive fallout would more our less kill evreything sooner or later, unless your inhabitants are adapted to nuclear gamma rays, also radiation can rot skin and bone as was the case when a famous playboy drank too much heavy water, it killed him and caused him have his jaw fall off. im just stating some facts.

they will fly on the dodo bird of course you silly goose.

Hmm. I need to break out the Schoolgirls again...

-OOC-

Don't break out the schoolgirls.

Zircon can become tentacle monsters, and the temptation to actually have Kathxeth show up and go Urotsukidoji on them will be too great. (</anime lingo>)

So here it is. Mora Tau's takin' over. Any questions? The only regions that are safe are The Creature Isles, the Proletariat Coalition, the DEN, the Peoples Revolutionary Party and Soviet Republics.

Signed
Christina Janke

If I see so much as a trace of a military weapon or soldier of yours within our region... :sniper:

You FT? If not, I want to know how you're going to cross nearly 2000 lightyears into a region of space uncharted and unchartable, through dangers so powerful they present dangers to even the most advanced ships, and attack and defeat a nation that has thousands of antimatter weapons at its disposal and ships powerful enough to wipe out an entire MT nation on their own.

OK... touche. That's one place my paratroopers can't reach you... Damnit. OK! I'll rename this topic. "We're taking over everything but DemonLordEnigma... curse you, you bastard. But just wait till we have spaceships, then you're in for it!"

What famous playboy's jaw fell off?? O man, that would be so funny!! "Why hello, here. I am Hugh Hefnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!" Ha ha ha ha ha! Anyway. I'm not telling you how many bombs we have!! We just have a couple stashed away, OK? I didn't start this topic as an RP. I started it simply as a statement that I'm taking over.

I just want to say this, to get it out in the open.

OMG GODMODE LIEK LOL WTFUXORZ
Mora Tau is immune to nuclear bombs. Noone in Mora Tau washes, so, like, we'll survive anything, just like rats and cockaroaches. And our buildings are pretty strong. And our trees are VERY strong.

I hope that one day you are beaten to death with a great big shovel, carried by a militant preacher, who is on a mission from God to re-educate the youth of today by any means necessary. Or a crazy nun with a razor tipped ruler (AAAGH! You cut off my fingers, you crazy @#@%$@!) And then all of your clothes are thrown in a big pile in a pagan sacrifice to the god of child pornography, Abercrombie. He is also the owner of said clothes, as well as the "prep" clothes that your opposites wear. Those are burned too. And everyone is naked. And the god of child pornography moves to Malaysia.

OK... touche. That's one place my paratroopers can't reach you... Damnit. OK! I'll rename this topic. "We're taking over everything but DemonLordEnigma... curse you, you bastard. But just wait till we have spaceships, then you're in for it!"

What famous playboy's jaw fell off?? O man, that would be so funny!! "Why hello, here. I am Hugh Hefnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!" Ha ha ha ha ha! Anyway. I'm not telling you how many bombs we have!! We just have a couple stashed away, OK? I didn't start this topic as an RP. I started it simply as a statement that I'm taking over.

like hell youll get our nation, our region is very well defended and our country has required a mandatory military service from evreyone over the age of 15, also it wasnt hugh heffner, though that would be funny to see!!

I surrender.

I just want to say this, to get it out in the open.

OMG GODMODE LIEK LOL WTFUXORZ


I hope that one day you are beaten to death with a great big shovel, carried by a militant preacher, who is on a mission from God to re-educate the youth of today by any means necessary. Or a crazy nun with a razor tipped ruler (AAAGH! You cut off my fingers, you crazy @#@%$@!) And then all of your clothes are thrown in a big pile in a pagan sacrifice to the god of child pornography, Abercrombie. He is also the owner of said clothes, as well as the "prep" clothes that your opposites wear. Those are burned too. And everyone is naked. And the god of child pornography moves to Malaysia.

ok.................................................... whos been eating too many stale twinkies??

Ha ha ha! Confirmed! Emmalasia is now a part of the Annaris Pact, as we've dubbed the alliance of states united under Mora Tau.
That makes:

Annaris (The Autonomous Zone)
Bhorduria (Soviet Union)
Eicia-Iyceria (Soviet Union)
Emerigo (Soviet Union)
Emmalasia (Nazi Europe)
Epara (United Communal Superstate)
Fordist Britain (The Correct Way)
Grodhu the Magnificent (Soviet Union)
Guadeluope (Soviet Union)
Jankaria (The Autonomous Zone)
Kimia (The Autonomous Zone)
Lasaria (Soviet Union)
Lemonian Tribes (The Creature Isles)
Malibar (The Autonomous Zone)
Mora Tau (The Pacific)
Ninara (Soviet Union)
Red Dominica (Soviet Union)
San Herera (USSR)
Socialist Queensland (USSA)
The Prussian 3rd Reich (Land of the Red Army)

Truely a mighty and fearsome empire!!

Oh, go nuke yourself.

It occured to me noone knows what Mora Tauan troops look like. It's not hard. We have no uniforms, just go off this. Just about everyone in Mora Tau, everyone of the fighting age, anyway, has an interesting haircut, mohawks seem to dominate, have really awesome jackets, many made of fake leather, covered in spikes, chains, patches in support of various bands, very tight pants, tartan and African animal patterns are common and they wear boots. The women occasionally wear mini-skirts, but I don't think any of you will see any comrades wearing those, as mini-skirts are not something you want to wear when you're in a para-troop division. All are armed with fists, boots, molotov cocktails and really awesome rifles. From the future. Somehow.

All Mora Tauans are vegetarians, and we shall be enforcing this the world over, so you'd better get some food ready, the punks are probably a bit hungry. Also, you'd be wise to board up your good windows, as it is just *so* fun kicking the things in. At first we'll attack stealthily, but when we start winning, we'll put on some music by The Adicts, The Exploited, Clusterbombunit, Toxic Narcotic or Distraught. Or Tragedy. Really loud.


Interesting; we have a group fitting this description in custody at the Ministry of Tourism and Immigraton; arrested and charged with disturbing the peaceand reckless endangerment after, acording to the police report, trying to start a riot - tho several eye whitness reports did describe it as 'a really incompotent invasion'.

Several suffered broken bones trying to break diamond laminate plate windows, and others suffered some nasty burns when several over-enthusiastic local militia members responsed with plasma fire, befor the mob was subdued with non-lethals by local authorities(understandible; even if the rifles they had couldn't do more than dent low-quality rec-armour, the troopers couldn't have known that at the time, and not everyone adhers to current fasion trends), but they're otherwise all fine - unless you belive reports that three were eaten by a dragon after claiming it to be of questionible heratige and molotoving it, but that's just silly; everyone knows that vegitarians are stringy, and dragons are picky eaters, even when provoked by stupid, gun-weilding forginers.


I don't see why everyone's complaining. I mean, how cool would the world be under Mora Tauan control!

Take over the world? Hey, I keep my stuff there! Go find your own world, buddy.

Oi, man, we ain't started yet. We were thinkin' maybe tommorrow. You probably just arrested y' mum or something.

What's with men and their nuclear bombs? *sigh*. OK. Play it that way.
a) we have more bombs.
b) Mora Tau is immune to nuclear bombs. Noone in Mora Tau washes, so, like, we'll survive anything, just like rats and cockaroaches. And our buildings are pretty strong. And our trees are VERY strong.

OOC: I smell godmodding...

IC:
The President of Virginian States read Mora Tau's message and could barely contain the howls of laughter building up inside of him...

He called up the Praetor of Defense.

"Yes, sir?"
"You read the message?"
"Of course, sir. What's our course of action, sir?"
"We'll have to use THAT..."
"Not THAT, sir!"
"Yes. Warm up the IGNORE cannon!"

OOC: I note that your "mighty empire" constitutes approximately 0.05% of the nations in the world...

She's just fucking with you guys, she's not that stupid.

Oi, man. You're right, a? It's hilarious! I can just imagine them adjusting their glasses as they try to imagine some 'witty' response to make. It's absolutely hilarious. I love all these bizarre newspeak words, like godmodding and "OMG GODMODE LIEK LOL WTFUXORZ" ...what on Earth does *that* mean?? Gordon Bennett! Oi, Virgin State man, 'praetor', yeah, I dig Star Trek too.

What other Godmodding (ha ha... real Orwellian language) can I do??

OK! Mora Tau just created 848 414 914 858 948 149 904 817 441 084 194 774 nuclear missiles with our "Acme. Nuclear-Bomb-Out-Of-Thin-Air-In-8-Minutes Device, as seen on TV". Suck on that.

No, I'm serious, I'm going to outdo the DEN, the Gestapo, the MT Army, the KGB, Marturia... whatever! I'm going to take over *everything*. I'm already 27/122,053 of the way there. A DEN country just join the Annaris Pact. Sweet.

Love,
Christina

Oi, man. You're right, a? It's hilarious! I can just imagine them adjusting their glasses as they try to imagine some 'witty' response to make. It's absolutely hilarious. I love all these bizarre newspeak words, like godmodding and "OMG GODMODE LIEK LOL WTFUXORZ" ...what on Earth does *that* mean?? Gordon Bennett! Oi, Virgin State man, 'praetor', yeah, I dig Star Trek too.

What other Godmodding (ha ha... real Orwellian language) can I do??

OK! Mora Tau just created 848 414 914 858 948 149 904 817 441 084 194 774 nuclear missiles with our "Acme. Nuclear-Bomb-Out-Of-Thin-Air-In-8-Minutes Device, as seen on TV". Suck on that.

No, I'm serious, I'm going to outdo the DEN, the Gestapo, the MT Army, the KGB, Marturia... whatever! I'm going to take over *everything*. I'm already 27/122,053 of the way there. A DEN country just join the Annaris Pact. Sweet.

Love,
Christina


see? I've told you guys before that I'm always right, but did you belive me? Sorta! Well who's laughing now, eh?

I was right, godamit!

Mora Tau made a fool of ALL of you! HAHAHAHAHA!

Virginian States, I just explained that. It was all a big joke to get a reaction, and it worked. All she wanted to do was see how many people would respond.

And I must say, quite a lot did.

I agree, Alexias. She' got her reaction, all right.

You know, I been doin' some thread surfing lately...you're quite the warmonger, ain't ye, Tau?

If you're so bored, why not start a REAl role-playing war?

I figured as much, but was bored at the time and slightly amused by some of the exchanges, and so I decided to oblige 'er.

Sure, we all did. Knock yerself out.

I say we let them take over.

And they can have "under" and "through" and "around" and "the letter Q" while they're at it.

This is how you get a group date on Sesame Street. :D
Classic :)

Hmmmm, if this Mora Taru is a troll seeking to forment discord and anger, I believe he has achieved with the current mmmm upset between Alexias and The Merchant Guild. I believe it would be better to ignore this thread and let it die.

Posted on 22-11-2004 at 8:01 AM. Nice to see that I was proven right to some extent.

Congradulations to you.


and nice work, Mora Tau, you got us all.

Well............

Mora Tau was deleted but that hasn't stopped me... Godnose, Albanian Nazis and I (under the name Empress Christine I) created a region.... Authoritarianism. Only 5 weeks old, we are allied to about 8 real nasty regions of dictators and we've taken our first region, Ossus. Soon, my friends, I shall fullfill my fream of one world under me... well.... 1/3rd under me. (That is, until I assasinate Godnose and Albanian nazis... they're all microscopic cogs in my catastrophic plan).

AKA


ALLY WITH ME OR DIE!

Luv
Chrisi

Of course their is in London, I know that. I am talking about Britain as a whole. Winchester, for example.

Millions of people live in London and the Midlands, and Winchester is sort of a special place. Britain is at the brunt of the immigration wave because we have a very open policy, and because the other European nations pass the immigrants on and we are the end of the line. You were doing well until you exposed your ignorance. You rely far too heavily on stereotypes than actual facts Im afraid.

I have lived in Kent all my life, well nearly, and it's a very white place, but Im aware it's not typical anymore.

Either you live somewhere like Winchester or just on a different planet... well... same thing really. But your whole stereotyping is foolish. Mora Tau was a dumbass. Nothing else, and perhaps a young teenager/pre teen but to make such accusations like that is still a way from, but approaching, as racist and as bigoted as the nazis and that are so happily torn to shreds on the general board here. However your flames don't betray much more maturity or age, maybe 15 or 16? Well perhaps. This is II and I suggest you keep away from the flames too much it's not what we do here.


oh and Mora Tau: Dont bother. No one cares.

jibea sends their forces after dropping the whole american and russian nuclear weapons on the supposed people "taking over"
My region is safe.
enemy annihilated.
end.

Now other regions i have a plan

First my forces will go to japan to get some rice and come back. Then the forces of annihilation will go to great britain and get swoc which is cows backwards to increase oxygen supply. Jibea and Annihilation go to titan ignite it and then shoot it to east mora. Ha ha ha ha. A fireball the size of titan (one of saturns moons) will be pretty painful. It will also insure a forest fire or two maybe three hell a lot ok.

Well............

Mora Tau was deleted but that hasn't stopped me... Godnose, Albanian Nazis and I (under the name Empress Christine I) created a region.... Authoritarianism. Only 5 weeks old, we are allied to about 8 real nasty regions of dictators and we've taken our first region, Ossus. Soon, my friends, I shall fullfill my fream of one world under me... well.... 1/3rd under me. (That is, until I assasinate Godnose and Albanian nazis... they're all microscopic cogs in my catastrophic plan).

AKA


ALLY WITH ME OR DIE!

Luv
Chrisi


*sighs*

A extremely large cow encased in a plastic bubble in orbit around H4X engages warp-speed and aims for your country, hitting it at the speed of light.


M'kay?

Now other regions i have a plan

First my forces will go to japan to get some rice and come back. Then the forces of annihilation will go to great britain and get swoc which is cows backwards to increase oxygen supply. Jibea and Annihilation go to titan ignite it and then shoot it to east mora. Ha ha ha ha. A fireball the size of titan (one of saturns moons) will be pretty painful. It will also insure a forest fire or two maybe three hell a lot ok.

c4n yu0 sp3l? yuo know engliz?

only used as defence of course

and yes i can speak the language which some call english and i spelt everything right even the names.

A
second word
third word...

Ha ha ha! Confirmed! Emmalasia is now a part of the Annaris Pact, as we've dubbed the alliance of states united under Mora Tau.
That makes:

Annaris (The Autonomous Zone)
Bhorduria (Soviet Union)
Eicia-Iyceria (Soviet Union)
Emerigo (Soviet Union)
Emmalasia (Nazi Europe)
Epara (United Communal Superstate)
Fordist Britain (The Correct Way)
Grodhu the Magnificent (Soviet Union)
Guadeluope (Soviet Union)
Jankaria (The Autonomous Zone)
Kimia (The Autonomous Zone)
Lasaria (Soviet Union)
Lemonian Tribes (The Creature Isles)
Malibar (The Autonomous Zone)
Mora Tau (The Pacific)
Ninara (Soviet Union)
Red Dominica (Soviet Union)
San Herera (USSR)
Socialist Queensland (USSA)
The Prussian 3rd Reich (Land of the Red Army)

Truely a mighty and fearsome empire!!

i am prussian. There never was a prussian third reich. I should know i for reasons i won't tell you. Prussia is not germany. Just because it's in the same place means naught. I am the last prussian king after the wilhelms. Nazi's are from Nazigermany not Germany. Same geography different idealogies.

Millions of people live in London and the Midlands, and Winchester is sort of a special place. Britain is at the brunt of the immigration wave because we have a very open policy, and because the other European nations pass the immigrants on and we are the end of the line. You were doing well until you exposed your ignorance. You rely far too heavily on stereotypes than actual facts Im afraid.

I have lived in Kent all my life, well nearly, and it's a very white place, but Im aware it's not typical anymore.

Either you live somewhere like Winchester or just on a different planet... well... same thing really. But your whole stereotyping is foolish. Mora Tau was a dumbass. Nothing else, and perhaps a young teenager/pre teen but to make such accusations like that is still a way from, but approaching, as racist and as bigoted as the nazis and that are so happily torn to shreds on the general board here. However your flames don't betray much more maturity or age, maybe 15 or 16? Well perhaps. This is II and I suggest you keep away from the flames too much it's not what we do here.


oh and Mora Tau: Dont bother. No one cares.


You just confirmed what I said, crackerjack.

As for being as bigoted as a Nazi......well, yes, you think what you want.

But, if you would look around, I am not being torn to shreds by anyone. I am not being rebuked by anyone, with the exception of you.

And judgeing my age through my writing...might be accurate, for say, a ten year old and under, but after that, I'm afraid your just basing it on what you think constitutes maturity. It's all based on what YOU think, and not in actual knowlege, and you ignore the fact, as it does not work with YOUR belief.

So, having established that, the only Nazi style bigot here is you.

Just? I posted that ages ago/ I'd even forgotten about it. Well, almost.

And what on earth does crackerjack mean? NB: If you can't give me an answer without displaying bigotry, just dont.

Well............

Mora Tau was deleted but that hasn't stopped me... Godnose, Albanian Nazis and I (under the name Empress Christine I) created a region.... Authoritarianism. Only 5 weeks old, we are allied to about 8 real nasty regions of dictators and we've taken our first region, Ossus. Soon, my friends, I shall fullfill my fream of one world under me... well.... 1/3rd under me. (That is, until I assasinate Godnose and Albanian nazis... they're all microscopic cogs in my catastrophic plan).

AKA


ALLY WITH ME OR DIE!

Luv
Chrisi


There are reasons people don't like you, you know.

Just? I posted that ages ago/ I'd even forgotten about it. Well, almost.

And what on earth does crackerjack mean? NB: If you can't give me an answer without displaying bigotry, just dont.

Sorry, I was just finishing up. We sorta missed each other.

Just? I posted that ages ago/ I'd even forgotten about it. Well, almost.

And what on earth does crackerjack mean? NB: If you can't give me an answer without displaying bigotry, just dont.

Crackerjack, whitey, et cetra et cetra. Never mind, it's a local thing.

Might I ask you what you mean by "NB"? Sorry, I don't use the internet as much as alot of people, and am rather unfamiliar with the slang.

And what bigotry?

NB: I can't remember the exact definition, but it's not internet slang at all. It means note well, pay attention, etc. It's the kind of thing a textbook might use when explaining something complicated to draw attention to something. Or a columnist might use at the end of their column to insert a little barb into someone. Or just to emphasis something.

Bigotry, assuming Im white by what I post. I am, but I know one or two people who would say the same thing that aren't. Hell, I could get one of my friend's friends down from Croydon (she lives in an area the locals refer to as "paki pond", to say the same thing. Except he wouldn't be a middle class white boy. He'd say the same thing though."

NB: I can't remember the exact definition, but it's not internet slang at all. It means note well, pay attention, etc. It's the kind of thing a textbook might use when explaining something complicated to draw attention to something. Or a columnist might use at the end of their column to insert a little barb into someone. Or just to emphasis something.


Oh, I see. Like an asterix. I've never seen it used, actually. You live in England, am I right in guessing? Perhaps it is not used here. Or maybe I should just go outside more.....

OH!

NB is perhaps an abbriviation of Note Bien?

Just a guess.

NB: I can't remember the exact definition, but it's not internet slang at all. It means note well, pay attention, etc. It's the kind of thing a textbook might use when explaining something complicated to draw attention to something. Or a columnist might use at the end of their column to insert a little barb into someone. Or just to emphasis something.

Bigotry, assuming Im white by what I post. I am, but I know one or two people who would say the same thing that aren't. Hell, I could get one of my friend's friends down from Croydon (she lives in an area the locals refer to as "paki pond", to say the same thing. Except he wouldn't be a middle class white boy. He'd say the same thing though."


Indeed. It makes sense that you are friends, you think alike.

But, you see, I did not assume. I knew.

Well, that's a lie, but I was confident enough in my (however twisted) judgement to risk being proven wrong, and empathetic enough to not really care all that much anyhow.

I was going to say something, but I seem to have forgetten it....My sister was all vomiting and made me forget....I'll write it up in a minute, sorry, I really hate when this happens....