Alexias
21-11-2004, 05:29
“Hello people of Alex city, you are tuned into SLUM fm, the official central radio station. This is DJ Glock, live from the broadcasting station. We got some kickass jams coming at yah in just a minute, but first, the news. Ok.
A revolt in the central east region was crushed today. Last week, some workers seized several government and privately owned agricultural projects, demanding that they be turned into “worker owned co-operatives.” After weeks of negotiation yielding nothing, the emperial and revolutionary army was sent in to restore order. Shootout last night between members of the infamous Blade gang and police forces in the Southside of Alex City left 17 dead. Among them, several gang members, officers and innocent bystanders. The local police have stepped up the campaign against the unpatriotic and counter-revolutionary crime gangs. The famous Alexian band, “The Industrial North” has announced that it is returning from (some country) to go back to their homeland of the Alexian Empire. The band says it is happy that the Empire is re-united, and that they fully support the actions of our emperor. They say they are glad to finally be able to return home now that Emperor Alexander has restored order and deposed of the corrupt governments that kept us separated. And that’s the major news; we’ll keep you posted.
Right, now for some toons. Here’s “You Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer……….
A revolt in the central east region was crushed today. Last week, some workers seized several government and privately owned agricultural projects, demanding that they be turned into “worker owned co-operatives.” After weeks of negotiation yielding nothing, the emperial and revolutionary army was sent in to restore order. Shootout last night between members of the infamous Blade gang and police forces in the Southside of Alex City left 17 dead. Among them, several gang members, officers and innocent bystanders. The local police have stepped up the campaign against the unpatriotic and counter-revolutionary crime gangs. The famous Alexian band, “The Industrial North” has announced that it is returning from (some country) to go back to their homeland of the Alexian Empire. The band says it is happy that the Empire is re-united, and that they fully support the actions of our emperor. They say they are glad to finally be able to return home now that Emperor Alexander has restored order and deposed of the corrupt governments that kept us separated. And that’s the major news; we’ll keep you posted.
Right, now for some toons. Here’s “You Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer……….