NationStates Jolt Archive

Moments ago, forces from New Molson hijacked a shipment of 7,000 gallons of beer which was being transported by convoy. This is the third such attack in 4 days! We are furious! We wil not rest until we have conquered the beer facotries of New Molson!

150 german shepards w/ rabies
12 guys with nuclear bazookas
1,000 stoners with Remington Shotguns and .50 Desert Eagle
10,000 stoners with mp5's and glock 9's
20,000 stoners with uzi's and glock 9's
100,000 stoners with AR-22 Assualt Rifles and .50 Desert Eagle
500 stoners with MG-22 Machine Guns and glock 9's
1,000 weed tanks
2,000 airborneweed fairy medics w/ .50 Desert Eagle
8 pot smoke generating APCs
4,000 high paratroopers w/ AR-22 Para Carbines
45 C-130s
12 AC-130
2 SDR Skyliner C.T.C helicopters
6 AH-1A1 SuperCobra II and
4 MH/UH-1A1 Super Huey Assault/Utility Helicopters
escorted by
100 F-31X Cyclone Interceptors
1,000 F-420 Fighters
are attacking the vile New Molsonian bridges, military bases, headquaters and hideouts.
Our Navy:
1 WW2 Japanese Aircraft carrier w/ 30 AH-1W SeaCobra, 20 MH-53 and 2 A-1 SkyRaider
2 Vrelck Class Battlecruisers w/ Seahawks
2 Aegis Destroyers
20 Riverine Gunboats
3 PT boats
6 PB-88 Fast Attack/Patrol Boat
2 Apex Destroyer DD-91 w/ Seahawks
6 Seasquid Attack Submarine SSN-99 w/ Seahawks
12 Missile Boats
has been dispatched to the coast and willbegin the bombardment of the New Molsonian shores within the hour!!!!! Surrender or Die~!!!!


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In retalition to Stoner's Paradise ultimatim; New Molson deploys it's armie(s) which includes:

100 Seal Team Units armed w/ M4s/MP5 Navies
300 Abrahem Battle Tanks
2000 Royal New Molson Mounted Police on Horse Back
14,000 Men with Plastic Forks and Knives
1000 Catapults w/ Crew
1 German General with a heavy accent w/ a spoon collection
10 Sober Irish men
500 Battle Hardened Hockey Players w/ Hockey Sticks and Puck Grenades
1 Boring guy w/ a 900 page stamp collection
100,000 Conscripts w/ every other one with C-7 Assault rifles

Navy:
200 Drunk Sailors
1000 Derelict Ships
10 Battleships
60 Submarines with Surface to air missiles

Airforce:
8000 WW1 Bi-Planes
Re-incarnate of Red Baron

EDIT: Added Forces from our communist allies

40,000 C7A1 Assault Rifle
12,000 C9 Light Machine Gun
6,000 C6 Medium Machine Gun
5,000 Browning .50 cal Heavy Machine Gun
6,000 M72 Short-Range Anti-Armour Weapon (Light) (SRAAW(L))
10,000 Claymore Anti-Personnel Mine
1,000 Leopard AS1 Main Battle Tanks
1,000 CF-18 Fighters

Unfourtunatley we are in another war and connot dedicate forces to aid our allies...
however we are willing to donate

40,000 C7A1 Assault Rifle
12,000 C9 Light Machine Gun
6,000 C6 Medium Machine Gun
5,000 Browning .50 cal Heavy Machine Gun
6,000 M72 Short-Range Anti-Armour Weapon (Light) (SRAAW(L))
10,000 Claymore Anti-Personnel Mine
1,000 Leopard AS1 Main Battle Tanks
1,000 CF-18 Fighters
to New Molson

We are emposing sanctions and trade emargo on communist canada for thier actions!

Our air forces colide with new Molson Air wing, no doubt the 20mm cannons and Mach2 speed of the F-420's allowed us to easily shred the biplanes. We launched over 3,000 AMRAAM missiles and 1,260 SIDEWINDER Missiles at the new CF-18s, we only lost about 340 of our fighters to the enemy aircraft and ground defenses we have no word on thier losses

The nation of New Molson is demoralized with the reported loss of the Air Commander the Red Baron w/ the loss of 400-600 planes. The Enemy has control of the skies with out a doubt but the war is far from over.

Near the coast of New Molson, the admiral, peering through a telescope spotted the enemy fleet. "All hands to battle stations. Fire at will fire at will!!"he yelled over the megaphone...
The Aircraft carrier launched its 2 A-1 SkyRaiders and AH-1 SeaCobra Helicopters in support of the armada
The 2 Vrelck Class Battlecruisers, 2 Aegis Destroyers, and 2 Apex Destroyers opened fire with thier cannons and launched harpoons and cruise missiles
The 3 PT boats, 6 PB-88 Fast Attack/Patrol Boats, 6 Seasquid Attack Submarines, and 12 Missile Boats launched thier torpedos and missiles at the enemies battleships
20 Riverine Gunboats sped into the thick of the derilict floatilla, raking them with machine gun, rocket and grenade fire.
:sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:

Fortunatly for the nation of New Molson, intelligence reports for Stoner's Paradise did not note of the coastal guns which hammered there fleet from a far spliting there fleet in half and picking them apart like a hot knife through butter. And surprising for the enemy subs was the coast was raked with underwater mines. The result of this battle resulted in heavy casualties on both sides.

New Molson Losses:
10 Battleships
32 Submarines
872 Derelict Ships
103 Sailors

Enemy losses are estimated high but confirmation is unknown.

We have suffered through mjor losses The sinking of our Aircraft carrier
1 Vrelck Class Battlecruiser, 2 Aegis Destroyers, 3 PT boats, 5 PB-88 Fast Attack/Patrol Boats, 1 Seasquid Attack Submarine, and 10 Missile Boats has caused us to retreat, picking up life rafts along the way w/ the aircraft carrie's 30 helicopters (which escaped before she sunk)
Fleet command has been transferred to th remaining Vrelck class BC. The 2 Apex Destroyers and other ships are covering the retreat of our naval force

100 B-52s have begun pounding the capital as our tank force rolls toward the city along with the footsoldier and airborne troops.

We have declare martial law w/ a curfew to protect our citizens. All ground forces are in major cities.

The Nation of New Molson also requests a cease fire with Stoners Paradise to discuss a possible treaty.

We will await for there reply.

We will require 50% of ure government budget to be given to use each year, decrasing by 5 % every 5 years. We will also require that 2/3rds of your navy (if and when you rebuild it will be under the commandof one of our admirals. Additonaly we will require 42,000 of our peacekeeping troops to occupy your country for 5 years, then we will remove all but a 4,200 man military police force And the permanent use of 100,000 men of your military and afull free trade/ non-agression pact and mutual embassy establishment. You must also change your flag to one of our choosing and abolish all drug laws.
and finnaly, all beer production will be diverted to stoners paradise forever.....
you have 48 hours before the cease fire and our offer of peace expires

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