NationStates Jolt Archive


PM Held at Knifepoint on National TV

Jonothana
20-11-2004, 21:58
JAP: While addressing the Nation Union Of Teachers, with whom a deal to avoid strke action had just been secured, two men ran in, both weilding AK - 47s. One man put his AK - 47 round his neck using the string which had been tied on to it, badly. He then pulled out a knife and held it at the PMs throat while the other held up the auudence. He threatened to kill Mr. Davis-Clarke if Mike Farquar, a man convicted of torturing over 50 people, was not released from prison.

Luckily, the man's AK-47 fell, causing a breif distraction. Police marksmen shot both of them, killing them instantly. The whole event was witnessed by millions on live TV.

It is thought to have been done by Ad Noctem, or To The Night, a, extremist cult with the objective of "eternal night", a phenomenon they belive can be caused by the mutilation of millions.

The PM praised the marksmen, then continued with the speech after the bodies had been taken away, in his trademark resiliant style.
Malpirgi
20-11-2004, 22:05
That is without a doubt the greatest bit of Publickity I have heard of in a good while. Those marksmen.... The AK-47 toting gunman.... teachers.... Prime Ministers.... so good.
It would have been better if there was a firefight, though.