NationStates Jolt Archive


Operation Tin Man

Harmonia Mortus
20-11-2004, 19:52
Somewhere in the northern regions of Arx (Stronghold), Rath.

Sounds of machinery echoed around the castle, perched high atop a peak of some of the highest mountains of Rath. The castles design had been taken from some of the early horror films of Earth. It was dark. It had pointy turrets suitable to imprison princesses in. It was also made of steel, though this was not typical it made up for the fact by being much more impressive.
Right now it was wet as well, and being hit by lightning alot.
It had rubber walls on the inside.
"Let my creation LIVE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
A man in a white coat (of course) threw up his hands, at the exact right moment, as a flash of lightning tore across the window, creating a perfect sillouhete. His wild hair now stood on end as the energy built up in the room. Huge storage batteries deep in the mountain sucked up the lightning greedily and fed it into the capacitors on the opposite end of the room.
In the middle of the room six tables, covred in blueish cloth (as per regulations), sat. The vaugly humanoid shapes underneath promised something interesting.
"The capthitorth are charged thir, we can thtart thoon." Something like a large collection of stitches had stumped its way up the stairs onto the catwalk above.
"Ahh, excellent Igor. THROW THE SWITCH!"
"Ith a button, marthter."
"Press the button, Igor!"
"We have to prime the thwitch firtht, marther."
"Commence the damn operation, Igor."
"Yeth, marthter."
Igor stumped off again, he stumped because one leg was about two inches shorter than the other. This was compensated for by the nailing of a wooden block to his shoe. It also resulted in his longer leg being, in fact, shorter than his short leg.
Arcs of electricity earthed themselves in a few unfourtunate minions as Igor proceded to set up the final phase of Tin Man. Of course, the Tin Men in question were brass, but that didnt seem to bother anybody.
"Throwing the thwitch, marthter!"
Igor threw the switch.
The room dissapeared, a blinding flash of energy filled the castle, visible for miles around. For a few minutes the castle was a huge lighthouse.
On the Thaumic level the disturbances were felt a bit more widely. The terrain of Rath, being of magical nature, was sublty altered for a wide area. Around the mountains and on the plains below bits of stone rolled over (or in some cases hurled themselves violently) towards the castle.
Rocks pinged on the windows.
Damn, Igor thought, Im the one whose going to have to clean the bloody windows.
On the tables...something twitched.
"YES! LIVE! LIVE! LLLLIIIIIVVVVEEEEE!!!" The man threw his hands up, but the storm was apparently feeling stubborn now, no lightning appeared.
One of the sheets fell off the table, and a mechanical man sat up.
Large insectoid eyes stared out into space while a four-fingered hand flexed and twisted while its unoiled joints creaked.
It stood up.
Ah, Doctor, I see you have some new toys for me.
The doctor spun around, a manic grin on his face. Charnel was currently in the form of a man, maybe twenty years old, with a glazed look on his face. His mouth was open and he was drooling. The Keeper had never mastered facial muscles.
"Ah, yes milord Charnel. The new Automatons are ready. We were able to build them exactly to the specifications you desired. They are strong, loyal, and intelligent, but not TOO intelligent."
So, they are a kind of Golem?
"Yes and no. They are significantly more inteligent. They lack the basic free-will element, but otherwise have near-human intelligence, for instance they have some measure of common sense, they wont dig a five hundred foot deep well if told to 'dig a well'. They have a basic self preservation code, they cant destroy themselves without certain override codes."
Can they fight?
"Of course. They can use any weapon a normal human can use, and a number of heavier weapons. We think they can handle a Black Guard TC, maybe even one of the swords."
Good. Will we require this much...stuff, to create more?
"Oh, no, of course not. I just feel that the first ones should be made the...tradiational way. Indeed, this much modern equipment would be enough to bring thosands to 'life', I shall have a full report by tommorow, sir."
Very well. Contact me when your ready/
"Yes, milord"
Charnels body vanished in a puff of smoke.
Harmonia Mortus
20-11-2004, 20:18
:headbang:
Harmonia Mortus
24-11-2004, 03:01
Tin Man MkI
Technical Specifications
-Height: 6ft 5in
-Weight: 520lbs
-Body Composition:
%60 Brass
%10 Iron
%5 Gold
%3 Crystal
%2 Platinum
-Senors:
2 Artifice-eyes
-Strength:
x10 Humans
-Power Source:
6 GP Energy Crystals (2 arms, 2 legs, 1 head, 1 brain)
-'Brain' Processing Speed:
250 descisions per second
-Max Sustained Speed:
5-6mph
-Sprinting Speed (100 yds):
15 mph
-Range at max speed per crystal:
2500 miles
-Range at Marching speed:
Not Known
-Armament:
1 6t Thaum Rifle
1 Longsword, spear or Axe
1 Combat Knife (12in)
6 Asst. Explosive Hand Devices
-Defence:
5t Energy Shield
Armour plate (Iron)

Desc:
Basicaly this is a replacement for the standard footslogger. As of now its production costs are too high to consider phasing out the organic army, but it will nicely fill some roles that infantry dislike, such as assaulting a fortified position.
The individual robots are a little dumber than your average person, one in ten is a 'sergeant' model, with a bit more autonomy, one in one hundred is a 'captain' with full sentience. Each of these can command groups of artifice warriors and all have their brass craniums stuffed with tactics. They can be givin a mission and will not stop until told to do so, or until they finish the objectives. They will go on regardless of injury, conditions, or enemy numbers, unless their captain determines the odds to be totaly overwhelming.
The armament is heavy enough to deal with most infantry and light armoured vehicles, the gun can be set to both an incindiary anti-infantry and a focused anti-armour setting. The melee weapons are much heavier than your stanard weapons, but the tinmen can throw them a good distance if needed, but mostly they stand in for our the Thaumic Rifles in the event of failure.
Mechanical breakdown of the tinmen is currently at around %23. Thaumic breakdown is %30. The percentages should be reduced within a few months of field operation.
Basic maintenance should be observed, the tinmen cannot maintain themselves for safety reasons, basicaly all they need is an oiling and an occasional crystal change.

OOC:
Questions, comments, whatever. Go for it.
Harmonia Mortus
24-11-2004, 15:36
:headbang:
Park n shop
24-11-2004, 15:44
does it work?
Sanctaphrax
24-11-2004, 15:48
Igor eh?
Thoundth like thomebodieth a fan of tewwy pwathet!
The Imperial Navy
24-11-2004, 15:52
The Tin Man Has Risen! Raaaarrr!
The Imperial Navy
24-11-2004, 16:28
http://www.pktheatre.com/The%20Tin%20Man.jpg

FEAR THE TIN MAN! RRAAAARRRR!

(Sorry but I couldn't resist.)
Harmonia Mortus
25-11-2004, 02:45
OOC:
Thank you for the resounding chorus of feedback :P

Yes, Im a Pratchett fan, and indeed, the Tin Man joke was quite hi-larious. Especially since people refer to Imperial Navy as TIN on General. For laughing, ahahahahaha.
;)
Harmonia Mortus
25-11-2004, 03:45
Sergeant Krark glared up at his commander. Damn pinko human that he was, most likely had got them lost.
Captain Kerrigan was a bit worried. Of course, there was good reason to be worried. He was stuck in the middle of nowhere with a group of professional killers, Goblin Special Forces. They were good troops, no denying, but when they didnt like their officers those officers had a habit of vanishing and not being found (with all their bits anyway).
He glanced at the map, then back up at the canyon walls. It was quite large, but as is typical on Rath is was barren, smooth stone flowed up in all directions.
"You'se gottus lost again, di'nt ya? I told joo we oughta gone to da left inna last pass!", The sergeant grumbled "Hey! You'se two! Stop fightin' or it'll be da mines for joo! Dis is serious!" Two goblins disengaged themselves from each other and sketched salutes.
"Alright, alright. Here, help me with the map."
A few minutes later the group set off down the canyon, more grumbling was heard and Kerrigan wondered if his backplate was rated Goblin-proof.
Ah, gentlemen, so good to see you.
A few goblins and the commander spun around, while 3/4 of the group stared hawkishly off in the wrong direction.
"M-mlord Charnel, to what do we owe this...honour?"
Your units record, amoung other things. Dont worry Captain, its nothing personal. We simply required a unit with a good performance rating, this in no way reflects your command skill.
"What're youse talkin' bout? 'R youse insultin' my un-it?" Sergeant Krark narrowed his overlarge eyes at the shambling form of Charnels latest inhabitancy.
No, my good sergeant. I was compimenting you, and insulting your commander. Now, to buisness. The reason you are here is that I require test subjects for a new weapon. Of course you have a...let me see...twelve percent chance of survival. If you wou-
"WHAT!?" Kerrigan emerged from the haze that had englufed him when Charnel began his speech, "Your going to have us KILLED?"
Why, yes. Is there a problem?
"Well, maybe that WERE GOING TO DIE!" Kerrigans eyes bulged slightly at this point.
Oh, well, I can send your relatives some compensation.
"DAMN YOU!"
No, I do the damning. Youve got it backwards.
"BASTARD!"
Kerrigan raised his rifle and fired a burst into Charnel, three 7.62mm rounds tore through the robes and the flesh underneath, the puppet fell over.
That was uncalled for. This is an expensive robe, and youve put the holes right where it shows. The puppet raised itself, blood pumping from a hole in its chest in huge gouts, the right side of its jaw was gone and its hand was mangled.
I would carry this interesting conversation on further, but Im afraid this body seems a bit worse for wear. Goodbye, Captain, sergeant. The puppet collapsed.
"Damn. Damn, damn, damn, damn."
"Youse got dat right."
Ahead a squad of Tin Soldiers marched down the draw, rifles raised.
"Bugger."

---

"Milord, the results are in. The organic unit was destroyed, the Tin Soldiers suffered seventeen percent casualties."
Excellent, increase the good doctors grant money. And find me a new robe.
Harmonia Mortus
25-11-2004, 15:31
Future Plans for Tin Man:
Tin Man MkII:
Close Combat Model
Technical Specifications
-Height:
6', 10"
-Weight:
850lbs
-Body Composition:
%70 Steel alloy
%10 Octirion plate
%10 Crystal
%5 Gold
%3 Brass
%2 Platinum
-Senors:
2 Artifice-eyes (head)
2 Artifice-eyes (hands)
-Strength:
x25 Human
-Power Source:
14 Crystals (1 head, 4 arm, 2 hand, 4 leg, 1 torso)
-'Brain' Processing Speed:
260 Desc. Per Second
-Max Sustained Speed:
20 mph
-Sprinting Speed (100 yds):
50 mph
-Range at max speed per crystal:
2500 mi
-Range at Marching speed:
Unkown
-Armament:
Various powerstone enhanced melee weapons
Possibly a one-use rocket or Thaumic weapon of some kind for use with initial charge
-Defence:
Melee shield of some kind
Steelplate
Octirion covering especialy important/vulnerable areas

Tin Man Mk III
Scout Model
Technical Specifications
-Height:
4' 6"
-Weight:
210lbs
-Body Composition:
%50 Alu-min-ium (in defernce to the Brits on the board :P)
%20 Brass
%10
-Senors:
1 Omnidirectional crystal ball transmitter
-Strength:
x5 Human
-Power Source:
7 Crystals (1 head, 2 arm, 4 leg)
-'Brain' Processing Speed:
650 DPS
-Max Sustained Speed:
45 mph
-Sprinting Speed (100 yds):
75mph
-Range at max speed per crystal:
???
-Range at Marching speed:
???
-Armament:
Assume unarmed, may include sniper weapon in later models
-Defence:
None
Harmonia Mortus
25-11-2004, 18:22
:headbang:
Harmonia Mortus
25-11-2004, 18:52
:headbang:
Harmonia Mortus
25-11-2004, 20:44
:headbang:
How many headbangs do you think I can post?
Harmonia Mortus
25-11-2004, 23:24
:headbang:
Harmonia Mortus
26-11-2004, 14:26
:headbang:
The Imperial Navy
26-11-2004, 14:27
Keep trying...
Harmonia Mortus
26-11-2004, 14:41
Stop mocking me!
*wishes somebody would post so he could take his anger out on them with a massive Thaumic bombardment*
Sanctaphrax
26-11-2004, 14:42
HM, don't you have a headache yet?
I would if I kept banging my head into a wall.
Harmonia Mortus
26-11-2004, 14:46
I have a well developed calus on my forhead, ideal for wallbanging.
*Zaps Sanctaphrax out of existance with a bajillion thaums of magical energy*
...
Somehow, Im not satisfied.
Anagonia
26-11-2004, 14:58
I have a well developed calus on my forhead, ideal for wallbanging.
*Zaps Sanctaphrax out of existance with a bajillion thaums of magical energy*
...
Somehow, Im not satisfied.

I WILL OBLITERATE YOU!

:: shoots a massive energy beam of Ionized Fusion Particles at....Harmonia ::

Muhahahahahahahahaha! I n00bz yuz!

Now...one last thing.....WHAT THE HELL IS THAT TIMECUBE SITE ALL ABOUT?>!?!?!?!?
Harmonia Mortus
26-11-2004, 16:17
*Nullifies ionized particles with positivly charged fusion thingys*
Timecube is just some random old guy who didnt get his sedative one day, you can ignore it, or laugh at it. Its a free internet.