NationStates Jolt Archive


A time to talk AND a time to blow people up.

Camel Eaters
20-11-2004, 18:40
The protest was going well. They were protesting the government's hatred of democracy and their love of ancient ways.

What the protesters didn't see where the tanks. The men were crazed and enjoyed Heavy Metal at several times the volume that was recommened.

The thanks opened fire as hundreds of protesters were blown up. Body parts heading in many different directions.

The soldiers departed and began firing into the crowd killing as many as they could charging and slitting throats. How they loved the massacre that was unfolding.
Mechanixia
20-11-2004, 18:55
Lord Geartrix observed the massacre on the New Channel.
"Ah, sweet death. They are so right to massacre those follish protestors! On with the show!"
Anagonia
20-11-2004, 19:02
OFFICIAL DECLERATION FROM ANAGONIA

I am NOT getting involved with this...
Camel Eaters
20-11-2004, 19:04
Anagonia seemed supportive of our other massacres. Ah well. \/\/3 57111 10\/3 u!!!!

Lord Geatrix will be getting his first Camel Eaters massacre completely free. After that they cost about $10,000 to broadcast nationwide.
Fruity Loops
20-11-2004, 19:06
We applaud this show of force, Its a MUST to show citizens you dont take there B.S.
The Fedral Union
20-11-2004, 19:18
God i want to invade both of you right now... so much
Camel Eaters
20-11-2004, 19:19
Hey man this only our third massacre ever. So give us some slack okay.
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 19:20
Presgreif would also like to applaude this highly entertaining performance by Camel Eaters, and would like to ask if we may reserve filming rights of the event so that we may eventually broadcast it as the reality series "Camel Eaters Survivor"?
Camel Eaters
20-11-2004, 19:23
Sure. And you can have tapes of our other two massacres. The one on the Nazis and the one on the KKK. We've effectively wiped these groups out. And we're looking at the Black Panthers.
Fruity Loops
20-11-2004, 19:23
God i want to invade both of you right now... so much
Touch CE, You will pay....
Camel Eaters
20-11-2004, 19:25
I always feel so loved right after a threatening because all of my allies rush to aid me. Y'all are just to nice.
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 19:26
Sure. And you can have tapes of our other two massacres. The one on the Nazis and the one on the KKK. We've effectively wiped these groups out. And we're looking at the Black Panthers.

Excellent! We thank Camel Eaters for providing us with this opportunity to irrepairably damage our youth's minds with senseless violence.
Camel Eaters
20-11-2004, 19:28
Hey it's worth it for the silly monkeys.
The Fedral Union
20-11-2004, 19:29
I doubt any one would back you unstable nazi loons !
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 19:34
I doubt any one would back you unstable nazi loons !

Official Message to The Governing Body of Federal Union

Calm down, relax, Take A Time Out, NOW!

Tank U 4 Yoor Attention.
Camel Eaters
20-11-2004, 19:36
Dude Federal Union please stop calling us Nazis we killed them off in my country. And I have many allies.
The Fedral Union
20-11-2004, 19:45
I’m going to get strait to the point were sending forces to do military exercises just out Side Camel eaters waters and nation borders … our dispatch would be
1 CVXS class supercav sub carrier
2 CVXS class super cav CVN89 Nexus MKIII sub carriers
20 Lexington Mk II Heavy cruisers
8 CVN Nimtiz class carriers
8 Nexus Mk II class CVX carrier
20 Augusta Mk III Missile destroyers
25 Kidd Mk II class frigates
10 Ticonderoga Mk II class cruisers
20 Atlantic Mk II Destroyers
8 Republic Mk II battle ships
10 Boston class battle ships
10 new York class battle ships Mk III
15 Ohio triden Mk 2 subs
20 Seawolf class attack sups
15 Hammer head fast attack subs
2000 Engineers
500 dozers
1500 Mobile AA MIM-30 Nike Hercules 2 HAA
650 Osprey support vehicles (carrier based)
500 Mk 2 star lifters
150 SG-129 Specture gun ships
550,000 troops
250,000 marines
10 armored divs
10 badly divs
10 artillery divs
10 MLRs divs
1700 fighters
1200 bombers
2600 Helicopters (includeing lift) (Equpied with SWARM packets)
1500 Mobile Super hawk Mobile missile launcher’s
1500 MIM 30 Nike Hercules-2 (fixed) Installations
500 ABM AMIM-130 Minute man Hawk 2 'S
4500 Drone’s (hell fire drones scout drones attack drones) (Think Predator or global hawk drones)

They will arrive in 18 hours (NS time)
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 19:47
We strongly reccomend that you stand down.
The Fedral Union
20-11-2004, 19:49
These are only milltary exercises out side his borders if you attempt any attack it will be considerd an act of war ... and delt with
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 19:51
Delt with? By whom? Don't make us laugh.

~Empress Naty
The Fedral Union
20-11-2004, 19:53
Delt with? By whom? Don't make us laugh.

~Empress Naty
if you attack yull see whom
Camel Eaters
20-11-2004, 19:56
Federal Union please do not threaten the other nation's in my region. Unless they decide to join me.
The Fedral Union
20-11-2004, 19:59
With that federal forces began to steam in waves crashing on the ships bows air craft whooshing over head small islands in international waters being disrupted by loud noise of air fields construction… forces began conducting training simulations
Mechanixia
20-11-2004, 20:01
Is it possible for me to pruchase copies of the other two massacres? I have plenty of... ummm... personal funds....

Lord Geartrix
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 20:03
Your pushing your luck, little pup.

~Naty
Camel Eaters
20-11-2004, 20:04
Lord Geatrix for $80 you can have the copies and one maimed body from each.
The Fedral Union
20-11-2004, 20:05
Your pushing your luck, little pup.

~Naty


My leader says bring it on!you cant touch my forces with out just cause they are OUT SIDE OF HIS BORDERS!
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 20:07
jsut cuse they are [SIZE=6OUT SIDE OF HIS BORDERS![/SIZE]

We apologize, but we are unable to decipher your bizarre barbarian's slang. We are only familiar with the Queen's English. Please adapt future messages to these standards.
The Fedral Union
20-11-2004, 20:08
We apologize, but we are unable to decipher your bizarre barbarian's slang. We are only familiar with the Queen's English. Please adapt future messages to these standards.

(your an idiot you know that Look at my edited post )
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 20:11
ooc: As you have regressed to out of character flaming, I feel that you are incapable of conducting a proper RP, and therefore will herein disregard any and all IC actions you may take. I advise Camel Eaters to follow suite.
Anagonia
20-11-2004, 20:12
Anagonia seemed supportive of our other massacres. Ah well. \/\/3 57111 10\/3 u!!!!

Lord Geatrix will be getting his first Camel Eaters massacre completely free. After that they cost about $10,000 to broadcast nationwide.

Official Transmission in Native CAMEL EATERIAN language

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+h@N/<z
The Fedral Union
20-11-2004, 20:14
I do not like people insulting my spelling .. that’s why I flame a bit ... there’s no ic reason to ignore me your just being a noob if you do what you don’t like some one standing up to you ? you cant handle me? And I’m dyslexic so under stand my lack of grammar ..
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 20:14
Official Transmission in Native CAMEL EATERIAN language

d3@r c@M31 3@+3rz,

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+h@N/<z

ooc: Wow, I actually understood that. :D
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 20:16
I do not like people insulting my spelling .. that’s why I flame a bit ... there’s no ic reason to ignore me your just being a noob if you do what you don’t like some one standing up to you ? you cant handle me? And I’m dyslexic so under stand my lack of grammar ..

ooc: And with this, you confirm my previous position.
Anagonia
20-11-2004, 20:20
ooc: And with this, you confirm my previous position.

OOC:

Calm down, ok? He's a good rper, like all of us. Just learning like we all do. Leave him be, don't do anything drastic.
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 20:26
OOC:

Calm down, ok? He's a good rper, like all of us. Just learning like we all do. Leave him be, don't do anything drastic.

ooc: 1) Do I seem uncalm to you?
2) I haven't done anything drastic, now have I?
Camel Eaters
20-11-2004, 20:28
@N11iNc3 b37ee\/\/N u5 50uNd5 g00d.
Yr Widdfa
20-11-2004, 21:33
Minister of War Bran Gethin stepped into the Duke's office, followed by Cadfael Trystan Ithel. He bowed low before presenting his report.
"M'lord, The Federal Union is performing exercises on the region's southern border. Camel Eaters is being threatened again."
The Duke sighed, "Very well, Sir Ithel, I want you to put together a force and march to the southern border. Don't engage unless they attack."
Trystan supressed a smile as he saluted. He hadn't gotten to go to the field for over a year.

The Third Army Group:
100,000 infantry.
5,000 M-5 Artorius MBTs
4,000 M-3 Gavin Fighting Vehicles
2,000 A-86 Fury attack helicopters
3,000 AC-94 Harpy attack helicopters
2,500 artilery batteries. (5 guns each)

The Gweneddi Legion:
2,500 Infantry
Armament:
HK G36 Assault Rifle
HK .45 pistol
Light Mortars
SAWs LMG
M-2 .50 caliber heavy machine gun

The 2nd Air Force
500 F-23 Merlin fighters
300 F-12 Raven fighter/bombers
600 B-4 Hammer bombers

OOC: Ya know, I'm not even gonna bother calling for aid from the New Roman Empire for now.
Camel Eaters
20-11-2004, 22:52
OOC: Yeah I may be getting my first assignment as Cadwalader soon.
Mechanixia
21-11-2004, 02:10
Lord Geatrix for $80 you can have the copies and one maimed body from each.
The money will be wired to you momentarily. You seem to agree with my way of thinking... Yesss...
Comdidia
21-11-2004, 02:23
Personally we are disappointed you haven't had more massacres but this was a very nicely done one. Citizens must be kept in their place, under the boot of the government, if you are selling tapes we'd love to buy 30 copies. And also the Comdidia government would like to announce if anyone invades or attacks you over this we would support you if you want.
Camel Eaters
21-11-2004, 02:40
The tapes of the first to massacres are being sent and Presgreif already bought the rights to the third. Each tape comes with a director's commentary and seven hours of blooper reels.
Mechanixia
21-11-2004, 04:20
Excellent... This is going to be a fun weekend... Yesss...


Lord Geartrix
Camel Eaters
21-11-2004, 04:23
We are glad that you will enjoy them.
Anagonia
21-11-2004, 04:27
Official Decleration from Anagonia

::backround:: Well, this shows kinda old....
Drakomis: Yea, I know...
::backround:: WOAH, WHAT THE HECK?!!
Drakomis: Hey, its godzilla!
::backround:: Go godzilla!

Drakomis: Oh, transmissions on...better turn it off

::BEEP::
The Parthians
21-11-2004, 06:11
We commend Camel Eaters wonderful handling of the situation. Truly dissent must be crushed for the formation of a powerful nation.

-Shah Khosru of Parthia