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Announcement to all Heads of State from Acting President Tarkus Butterson of the Rogue State of Ahforgetitaboutit

Greetings to you all,

In light of the worrying trend of Nation States banding together in bizarre pacts the Rogue Nation of Ahforgetaboutit is preparing to form an alliance devoted to opposing and preventing where possible the spread of this dangerous notion of alliances.This alliance will be known by the official title The Anti Pact Pact. Membership is open to all nations and all ideologies with the exception of mild-mannered democratic centralists (sorry, I just can't stand them...).

The Goals of the APP shall be:

I. The total eradication of all existing alliances and the censure of any nation seeking to create a Pact of any sort, especially on a public message board such as this one, by no later than the Year 2020.

II. The removal from the Global Lexicon of the very concept of Pacts, both defensive and agressive, possibly (but not neccesarily) by the institution of Newspeak or some other evil totalitarian global language.

III. The annihilation of all who seek to oppose the APP and it's agenda in one big stupid godmoded war where every army brings almost identical early 21st Century United States millitary hardware and people use nuclear weapons without even thinking of the possible follow-on effects because nukes are like totally cool.

A formal charter of member rights will be announced at a later date because frankly, I just got back from an official drinking binge with the guys from Agriculture and I really I can't be :fluffle: ed

Yours in obvious self-contradiction,

(acting) President Butterson

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Wow.

:D Sign me up.

OOC:wow... You are going to be so totally crushed.

((OOC: How ironic :D))

Sign me up to, once we erradicate all the other pacts, we will have to erradicate oursleves correct?

Sign me up to, once we erradicate all the other pacts, we will have to erradicate oursleves correct?


The APP is opposed to the formation of pacts between nations and dedicated to their eradication, so logically yes, we are also opposed to the formation of the Anti Pact Pact, to which end I propose the formation of an organisation to counter it, namely the Anti Anti Pact Pact.

The ALLIED ARMED FORCES OF THE WORLD will attack this organisation in less than 48 hours unless the Anti Pact Pact is totally abandoned and forgotten about. Our forces will attack in two days and thats it we have the following demands.

1. The pact will be destroyed and never heard of again and no ideology of this sort will be brought up by members of the pact.

2. A formal appology by the leader of the pact to the ALLIED ARMED FORCES OF THE WORLD and to any other pact developed to protect the freedom of mankind.

CHIEF AND COMMANDER OF THE ALLIED ARMED FORCES OF THE WORLD

AIR CHIEF MARSHALL Singh.A

(OOC) - Our millitary size is quite big compared to your force in your clan so i would seriously think about it

OOC: you obviously don't get the joke...

IC: As head of the The Anti Anti Pact Pact, I, Acting President Tarkus Butterson wish to announce its willingness to join with the Allied Armies of Whateveryou'recalled in the struggle against our mortal enemy the Anti Pact Pact. We are willing to offer you any support you need, including coaching in basic forms of humour, especially sarcasm and irony

OOC: Excellent spoof alliance. It really points out the problems in NS with the massive group alliances.

OOC: Oi, Praetonia! You joining or not? ;)