NationStates Jolt Archive

Mansetti's Restaurant, RB City, Invincible Empire of Roach-Busters

The man leaned over the table and crooned in a soothing, amorous voice, "Dear, the holidays are coming soon..."
"Yes, yes," his 'date,' a strikingly beautiful woman of immeasurable pulchritude (who was actually a government agent undercover), said softly. "Egg nog will be available soon. Do you like egg nog?"
"Well, it's okay, I jus-"
The lights went out as red beams flickered across the ceiling and flashed rapidly, suffusing the ceiling in an array of red dazzling lights as an alarm went off. There was a shrill, metallic wailing sound, and all the doors were automatically bolted, bars appeared on both sides of the windows, and the woman knocked the man to the ground and handcuffed him.
"You, sir, are under arrest," she said. "You have violated the new 'Mandatory Acknowledgement of the Fact that Egg Nog Kicks Ass' Law, which stipulates that everyone residing in the Invincible Empire of Roach-Busters or its overseas territories as well as all citizens of RB living abroad, must acknowledge that egg nog is the most delicious drink in the world. For dubbing it 'okay,' you are hereby guilty of treason and subversion."
The man was rendered unconscious by fumes of knock-out gas, hauled into a black van with tinted soundproof windows, and was quickly transported into a prison within the recesses of the deepest, darkest jungle. He was never seen again.

CMJ Arts Movie Studio

The movies stars were taking their break. One 'star,' an undercover agent, asked an actor, "Hey, wanna go get a cup of egg nog?"
The star's face contorted into an expression of disgust and he said, "Ugh, hell, no! That stuff tastes like s***!"
"You, sir, are now a statistic. Good day," the agent said, jamming a needle into the star's neck and injecting him with a very strong barbiturate, which almost instantly induced unconsciousness. He, too, was whisked away to prison.

After the afore-mentioned deaths were made public, egg nog sales skyrocketed in RB...

OOC: Lol

IC: Although I, President Holtz, have never tried eggnog, I have heard its very delicious. Hooray for eggnog!
-President Holtz

(OOC: Thanks, HP)

(OOC2: What, no one wants to condemn me?)

Official Response From Red Tide
"Egg Nogg? BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH! Ah well... I dont like it but the Tech-Com Corporation makes it..."

Official Response from the Tech-Com Corporation
"Can we set up Egg Nogg processing plants and stores that sell only Egg Nogg in your nation? We'll give you some of the profits! Maybe some free Egg Nogg to!"

OOC: Too many poll options!!

Official Response From Red Tide
"Egg Nogg? BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH! Ah well... I dont like it but the Tech-Com Corporation makes it..."

Official Response from the Tech-Com Corporation
"Can we set up Egg Nogg processing plants and stores that sell only Egg Nogg in your nation? We'll give you some of the profits! Maybe some free Egg Nogg to!"

Official Response(s) From Roach-Busters
Red Tide, shame on you. :mad: How can you not relish the ambrosial beverage of perfection?

Tech-Com Corporation, we'll think about it. No promises.

It's like one of those laws that everyone needs but nobody could think up.

Official response from the Commander of Rogue Squadron (aka, the Empress' son)
Ugh. Egg nog? I hate that stuff! Why'd you have to go and kill people just because they hate egg nog! Bleh! If there's any torture worse than Darth Vader, it's drinking that stuff...

*The boy-Commander immediately makes plans to bomb egg nog factories, but the plans are shot down by his wingmates.*

Official Response(s) From Roach-Busters
Red Tide, shame on you. :mad: How can you not relish the ambrosial beverage of perfection?

Tech-Com Corporation, we'll think about it. No promises.

Moreover, you both spelled egg nog wrong. Double shame on you!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Official response from the Commander of Rogue Squadron (aka, the Empress' son)
Ugh. Egg nog? I hate that stuff! Why'd you have to go and kill people just because they hate egg nog! Bleh! If there's any torture worse than Darth Vader, it's drinking that stuff...

*The boy-Commander immediately makes plans to bomb egg nog factories, but the plans are shot down by his wingmates.*

You don't even know the definition of torture until you see what we did to those two fools.

-Secretary of Law and Order Chia Neng Lee

Pacitalia notes it's obviously RB's business what they allow/ban/force on their people, but notes that egg nog is scarcely available in Pacitalia. However, we are willing to help the 225,000 RB citizens living in Pacitalia get their mandatory glass of egg nog per day.

Pacitalia notes it's obviously RB's business what they allow/ban/force on their people, but notes that egg nog is scarcely available in Pacitalia. However, we are willing to help the 225,000 RB citizens living in Pacitalia get their mandatory glass of egg nog per day.

Thank you. We will reward you handsomely for doing so.

"WHAT! YOU LITTLE--!" Several friends, his twin brothers and his sister grab the young Masaki and holds him to the ground before he could telekinetically choke the Secretary of Law and Order.

"Uh, sorry." Bryan Sandler, his XO, chuckled nervously. "Our commander is...indisposed right now. We apologize for his...youthful outbursts."

"COME BACK HERE AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S INDISPOSED--urk!!"

Grandfather Masaki fries him and carries him away, laughing his head off.

"You my friend are a true hero, 1 Eyed Weasel and I salute you."

"You my friend are a true hero, 1 Eyed Weasel and I salute you."

Thank you. We appreciate your support.

(OOC: Still no condemnations? :confused: )

IC: Hmph, cowards...

Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away:

"You're condemned to the lowest pits of Hell, you hear me! Condemned! Calling me a yellow-bellied chicken coward...PUH!"

OOC: Hysterically hilarious enough? :D

Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away:

"You're condemned to the lowest pits of Hell, you hear me! Condemned! Calling me a yellow-bellied chicken coward...PUH!"

OOC: Hysterically hilarious enough? :D

(OOC: Lol :p)

We approve of this law as it serves to make your people obediant and also doubles up as population size control.

A statement from Lord Azazel.

Official Imperial Response

Isn't eggnog itself a form of execution?

Official Imperial Response

Isn't eggnog itself a form of execution?

I suppose so. The person could die of pleasure, after all.

-President J.L.

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Eggnog sucks!
Alexander of Roska
Rosian Minister of Eccentricity
http://img64.exs.cx/img64/2192/MinisterofEccentricity.jpg

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Eggnog rocks!
Alexander of Roska
Rosian Minister of Eccentricity
http://img64.exs.cx/img64/2192/MinisterofEccentricity.jpg

I couldn't agree more! :p

Official Imperial Response

We actualy use eggnog eating as a form of execution, the person dies a slow, gagging, choking death as the acidic substance burns his throat off.

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Are you making it a crime to not drink an alcoholic drink????

Are you making it a crime to not drink an alcoholic drink????

(OOC: Not all egg nog has alcohol in it. I personally have never had egg nog with alcohol in it.)

Egg Nog is the greatest non-alcoholic drink of all time.

Shah Khosru of Parthia

Offical Generic Diplomatic Response to Matters of Little National Interest - (delete below as applicable)

The government of Christopherstan hereby condemns/supports/is indifferent to this excellent/heinous example of law/action/war/thermonuclear conflict carried out by _______________________

Sincerely,

The Foreign Office of Christopherstan.

Egg Nog is the greatest non-alcoholic drink of all time.

Shah Khosru of Parthia

We thank the Shah for his support.