NationStates Jolt Archive


The Return of The Infamous Puppet Horder's Thread (mwaha)

Presgreif
19-11-2004, 23:58
Do you have puppets? Sure you do, we all do. Some of us have more puppets than others. Some of us have so many puppets, its hard to keep them all active. We all know how much time and effort must be put into a nation to make it truly magnificent. I'm sure we all have nations we love, but just can't dedicate any time to, due to work overload with our main nation. Sometimes, potentialy great nations, millions or even billions of people, just fade away, because their creator can't be bothered to keep them active. Don't let this happen!

The Greifan Empire now presents you with an innovative solution to your puppet woes. If you have a puppet which you can't be bothered with, but would hate to see it die out, transfer it to us! We will give your nation a good home within the Greifan Commonwealth, we will give it the attention it deserves, and most importantly, we will not allow it to die out!
Later, if you decide that perhaps you miss your puppet alot, and want it back, we will be happy to come to some sort of arrangement and transfer it back to its original owner.

Don't allow your nations to go the way of the dinosaur! Contact Presgreif today!

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Presgreif
20-11-2004, 00:25
bumpity bump.
Camel Eaters
20-11-2004, 00:28
okay how? THIS SOUNDS GREAT!~~~~!!!!!~!!~AAGJS~!~T&^$*!~#~Y!~~!@#!W!
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 00:35
Am I to understand by this eloquently exotic post, my good desert fairing man, that you have a nation which you would like to commit to the care of the Greifan Commonwealth?
The Four Dusty Corners
20-11-2004, 00:37
Aye a few of 'em. This isn't one though.
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 00:40
Aye a few of 'em. This isn't one though.

Yes well, please telegram me if you are interested in this, our proposition.
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 01:17
We thank the Camel Eaters for their business. :)
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 01:50
And another totaly unwarrented bump.
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 02:28
Four puppets have been saved from extinction by our Nation Preservation Project to date. :)
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 18:59
Sign up now and we will send you one of these silly little monkeys, Absolutely Free! Get your silly monkey today, while supplies last!

http://img102.exs.cx/img102/2447/retard1.jpg
Camel Eaters
20-11-2004, 19:07
I gave you four do I get silly monkeys?
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 19:08
Yes, four silly monkeys are enroute to Camel Eaters as we speak. :D
Camel Eaters
20-11-2004, 19:14
YAY!!! Silly Monkeys YAY!!!
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 19:18
Yes, we too find the silly little monkeys to be quite irresistable. :p
Camel Eaters
20-11-2004, 19:21
Oh hey I checked on the Ragnarok thread and you were going to be Germany. Nice I sigend up for Great Britain.
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 19:22
Oh hey I checked on the Ragnarok thread and you were going to be Germany. Nice I sigend up for Great Britain.

Sweet. :D
Camel Eaters
20-11-2004, 19:27
But then you got denied Germany. Go for India then we can fight side by side.
Sanctaphrax
20-11-2004, 19:33
But then you got denied Germany. Go for India then we can fight side by side.
What is this thread, how can I join?
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 19:38
Sanctaphrax: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=374896

Camel Eaters: No way, in that case I'm going for the USSR.
Presgreif
20-11-2004, 20:04
Oh come on, nobody wants a silly little monkey of their very own?
Presgreif
22-11-2004, 06:03
bump
Presgreif
22-11-2004, 06:39
Meh, sticks-in-the-mud.
Presgreif
22-11-2004, 18:22
Bump, just to piss the tight asses off. :D
Camel Eaters
23-11-2004, 03:43
Why not make a bunch of weak puppets of your own and then pawn them off and uh then they'll become pwerful on their own over time.
Nation of Fortune
23-11-2004, 04:12
Oh come on, nobody wants a silly little monkey of their very own?
I do!! i'll post here with him soon
Flaming Ninja Death
23-11-2004, 04:16
What region?
Presgreif
24-11-2004, 21:32
Hmmm? Region? Wha?
Nation of Fortune
25-11-2004, 09:41
Hmmm? Region? Wha?
I was confused. well how do we set this up then?
Presgreif
25-11-2004, 09:58
I was confused. well how do we set this up then?

If you have a nation you would like to commit to my care, please telegram me with said nation's name and password.
Presgreif
03-12-2004, 12:55
bumpity bump
Presgreif
04-12-2004, 06:08
Sign up now and we will still send you one of these silly little monkeys, Absolutely Free! Look at Bongo, isn't he cute? Wouldn't you like to be his new mummy or daddy? Get your silly monkey today, while supplies last!

http://img102.exs.cx/img102/2447/retard1.jpg
Presgreif
04-12-2004, 09:47
ooc: Oh come on people, its silly little monkeys, what's wrong with you! :D
Presgreif
13-12-2004, 11:38
Must have silly monkey... :headbang: