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Nuclear Missile Garage Sale!!

Ratheia
19-11-2004, 21:53
-Official Ratheian Government Response-

After calculating that these technologies are no longer compatible with the Ratheian Air Force we have decided to sell them to the highest bidder. These weapons are unscathed and were sealed in specialized containers during the years since they were purchased. The missiles are compatible with American, British, and some other NATO aircraft. They are incompatible with Russian and foreign craft without modifications. Now, on to the merchandise.

Short-Range Missiles
35 AGM-131 SRAM 2
35 AGM-129 ACM
35 B83 (100 Kiloton)
5 Blue Steel 2 (1 Megaton)
5 GAM-87 Skybolt (1 Megaton)

Bidding starts at a cool 1 million USD.
Tanthan
19-11-2004, 21:55
The Empire of Tanthan bids $2,000,000!
Taltron
19-11-2004, 21:55
3 million
Tanthan
19-11-2004, 21:56
six million
Taltron
19-11-2004, 21:58
8 million
Raptorian Federation
19-11-2004, 21:59
10 million.
Tanthan
19-11-2004, 21:59
twenty million
Ratheia
19-11-2004, 21:59
Remember, you cannot use these weapons unless your country has been here for over a month or has a population of 100 million+.

I will sell to smaller countries however, but they will receive the weapons with a time-lock.
Raptorian Federation
19-11-2004, 22:00
30 Million.
Tanthan
19-11-2004, 22:01
fifty million
Raptorian Federation
19-11-2004, 22:03
80 Million
The Satanic Reich
19-11-2004, 22:03
will pay a cool one hundred million.
Tanthan
19-11-2004, 22:05
200 million
Raptorian Federation
19-11-2004, 22:06
300 million.
Tanthan
19-11-2004, 22:06
500 million
Praetonia
19-11-2004, 22:08
Remember, you cannot use these weapons unless your country has been here for over a month or has a population of 100 million+.

I will sell to smaller countries however, but they will receive the weapons with a time-lock.
OOC: That isnt a 'rule'. An RPer can develop nuclear weapons whenever he/she wants, so long as the sufficient funding is there and it's well RPed.
Ratheia
19-11-2004, 22:09
OOC: That isnt a 'rule'. An RPer can develop nuclear weapons whenever he/she wants, so long as the sufficient funding is there and it's well RPed.

I know. It's more of a...safety measure.
The Satanic Reich
19-11-2004, 22:09
4 billion
Raptorian Federation
19-11-2004, 22:10
5 Billion
Tanthan
19-11-2004, 22:10
5 billion
Raptorian Federation
19-11-2004, 22:11
6 Billion
Tanthan
19-11-2004, 22:12
10.25 billion
Anagonia
19-11-2004, 22:12
100 Billion
Raptorian Federation
19-11-2004, 22:12
150 Billion.
Anagonia
19-11-2004, 22:13
150 Billion.

500 Billion!
Raptorian Federation
19-11-2004, 22:14
500 Billion!

600 Billion.
Praetonia
19-11-2004, 22:14
I know. It's more of a...safety measure.
Hmm... I suppose.

I should do one of these auctions though. The ludicrous bids are really quite hilarious (I mean half a trillion? You could run and complete your own nuclear program on that...)
The Satanic Reich
19-11-2004, 22:16
2 trillion :sniper:
Tanthan
19-11-2004, 22:16
500 Billion!


I know I can beat that....but I concede from the auction.
Anagonia
19-11-2004, 22:17
600 Billion.

20 Trillion Dollars!
Raptorian Federation
19-11-2004, 22:18
I fold.
Fruity Loops
19-11-2004, 22:18
The president looked and laughed at the nuclear garage sale, Because of the bidders "Wow..These guys are funny!" poiting at the high-bidders, As he jokingly says a gillion dollars! *He does the dr.evil thingy*

ooc-these bids are...really....high...and i believe the bidders are to :-p
Ratheia
19-11-2004, 22:19
20 Trillion Dollars!

Sold to Anagonia!

How would like these delivered to you? Transport plane?
Anagonia
19-11-2004, 22:19
I fold.

IOf I win, I will give you my weapons in exhange for an Alliance.
Anagonia
19-11-2004, 22:20
Sold to Anagonia!

How would like these delivered to you? Transport plane?

Send to the Raptorian Federation....tell them its a gift from Anagonia :)
The Satanic Reich
19-11-2004, 22:21
since I lost then how do you build a nuclear program
Raptorian Federation
19-11-2004, 22:22
General Stokov looked at the open COM in disbelief.... All those rockets for, and alliance?

He opened the COM channel sand inquired, "Dear Anagonia! We graciously accept your offer, and we eagarly await your shipment! One question however, do you mean a military or economic alliance?"

OOC: Thanks. ^_^
Ratheia
19-11-2004, 22:25
Send to the Raptorian Federation....tell them its a gift from Anagonia :)

Done, after you wire me my money, comrade.
Anagonia
19-11-2004, 22:26
General Stokov looked at the open COM in disbelief.... All those rockets for, and alliance?

He opened the COM channel sand inquired, "Dear Anagonia! We graciously accept your offer, and we eagarly await your shipment! One question however, do you mean a military or economic alliance?"

OOC: Thanks. ^_^

OOC: Np at all! I need all the allies I can get!


http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=373717&page=1
^----Post here if you please so we can make embassies!

IC:

Dear Raptorian Federation:

All we wish is for an Alliance, both Economic and Military, so as we can benefit from each others Nations Goods and Protection.
Anagonia
19-11-2004, 22:27
Done, after you wire me my money, comrade.

$20,000,000,000,000.00 OFFICIAL Denar Transfered into UNITED STATES DOLLARS Transfered to your accounts, Ratheia! Have fun!
Raptorian Federation
19-11-2004, 22:31
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=373717&page=1
^----Post here if you please so we can make embassies!

IC:

Dear Raptorian Federation:

All we wish is for an Alliance, both Economic and Military, so as we can benefit from each others Nations Goods and Protection.

"Agreed, I'm glad we can be of help, I'll send a diplomat for an embassy soon!"
Ratheia
19-11-2004, 22:34
$20,000,000,000,000.00 OFFICIAL Denar Transfered into UNITED STATES DOLLARS Transfered to your accounts, Ratheia! Have fun!

20 Trillion USD! Excellent!

May we build an embassy in your nation?

We shall rp the delivering of the goods here.
Anagonia
19-11-2004, 22:36
20 Trillion USD! Excellent!

May we build an embassy in your nation?

We shall rp the delivering of the goods here.

Please, by all means! JUST POST IN THE THREAD PROVIDED, ok? Thanks!
Ratheia
19-11-2004, 22:36
A single AN-124 powered up it's massive engines and began taxing down the runway. it was filled with all the manner of nuclear goodness and was to reach the Raptorian Federation in no more than 5 hours. The aircraft took off and hurtled into the skies where four Ratheian Su-47's formed it's escort.
Ratheia
20-11-2004, 02:31
Soon enough, the aircraft landed in the Raptorian Federation and dropped off it's goods before turning to go home.
Raptorian Federation
20-11-2004, 02:48
As the large SRAMs were unloaded from the gargantuain planes, the officer overseeing the transaction could do nothing but smile.
Ratheia
20-11-2004, 02:49
As the large ICBMs were unloaded from the gargantuain planes, the officer overseeing the transaction could do nothing but smile.

OOC; Not ICBM's, SRAMs.
Raptorian Federation
20-11-2004, 02:53
OOC: Oops... Heh heh, edited.
Anagonia
20-11-2004, 03:02
OOC: Oops... Heh heh, edited.

Need anything else from us, Raptorian Federation? I could sell you some tanks or whatnot VERY cheap!.....well, give.
Raptorian Federation
20-11-2004, 03:11
Nothing right now, if anything, I should be asking you... So I will, is there anything we can do for you right now?
Anagonia
20-11-2004, 03:14
Nothing right now, if anything, I should be asking you... So I will, is there anything we can do for you right now?

OOC: You have AIM or AOL or YIM? If so, whats your handle?

IC:

The only thing we request of you is....well.....um.....er......our two leaders meet?
Anagonia
20-11-2004, 03:21
BUMP
Raptorian Federation
20-11-2004, 03:35
OOC: I have AIM and MSN, but I never use aim, at all, so it's not much of a useful tool...

You want to RP the meeting?
Anagonia
20-11-2004, 03:40
OOC: I have AIM and MSN, but I never use aim, at all, so it's not much of a useful tool...

You want to RP the meeting?

OOC: I can sympothise with that, however its gotten real better since its...previous years of annoyance.

IC:

Indeed, I would. :)
Raptorian Federation
20-11-2004, 20:44
OOC: Uh, okey dokes, shall I start, or shall you?