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Come on down to Sanctaphrax, visit our world-famous Stone Gardens, with huge stones, some with ancient writings on them.
http://www.paulnoll.com/China/Tourism/Kunming-Stone-Forest-2.jpg
Come and visit the visually stunning River-Rise spring, source of the mighty Edgewater River, and the basis for many myths.
http://www.elmspuzzles.com/gallery/Cummings/spring%20creek%20run.jpg
Creatures of all kinds run, fly, or crawl in this mystical spring.
The Deepwoods, home to many tribes, and only for the brave. The Edgewater runs through this ancient forest.
http://www.sabie.co.za/gallery/Forest%20Scene.jpg
Stunning architecture is abundant in Lake Landing, the City Hall is a must see, built on a platform in the middle of a lake.
http://www.neu.edu/newpr/images/boathouse.jpg
All this and more, come on down to Sanctaphrax, for a sight-seeing trip to remember.

The people of Warta Endor would like to book holidays to your magnificent country.

The people of Warta Endor would like to book holidays to your magnificent country.
OOC: This is a character RP so RP a company break, a family holiday, a businessman. Whatever, just character RP. This is part of my attempt to get some interesting character RPs as opposed to all the war threads.

After the thread my character Andreus is done with, I may bring him here. I mean he's been shot THREE times so far so I guess he could use a break.

Dagger Mauth was a little bit high. He was working at a travel agency and his eyes had huge bags under them. He didn't smoke or buy anything. The travel agency was filled with open markers and his ears were slightly fuzzed and a buzzing sound was filling his head.

He was considering killing himself just to have a change in pace. I have get out of here he thought to himself. And then a flyer for a trip to Sanctaphrax landed on his desk.

OOC: Good enough my friend?

Dagger Mauth was a little bit high. He was working at a travel agency and his eyes had huge bags under them. He didn't smoke or buy anything. The travel agency was filled with open markers and his ears were slightly fuzzed and a buzzing sound was filling his head.

He was considering killing himself just to have a change in pace. I have get out of here he thought to himself. And then a flyer for a trip to Sanctaphrax landed on his desk.

OOC: Good enough my friend?
Definitely, bring him over. Just RP him landing, and then my tour guide will take him around Sanctaphrax.

John Davis, after a long day at work stopped by a Kyleralian Travel Agency on his way home.

" Hello, How may I help you" Asked a lady at the front desk

" Hello, just looking for a vacation spot for the summer, I dont feel like sitting home the whole summer"

" Ok then, we have many foreign countries that the whole family would enjoy"

The Lady laid out a couple brochures and left them for John to examine.

John Quickly picked up one that caught his eye

" Ah, I think this place looks good"

" Oh, Sanctaphrax, We have got many travelers thinking about going there. It seems to be a nice place for tourists"

A few moments later John decided his family would enjoy a long vacation at Sanctaphrax.

Upon his confirmation the Receptionist confirmed airline tickets and hotels in Sanctaphrax.


-2 weeks later-

John, his wife, and only child soon arrived at Kylesburgh International.
Due to the speedy service that Kyleralian Airports provided they were soon on their flight and took off to Sanctaphrax.

Aleris Gineris, official tour-guide to Mr John Davis waited by the exit area with a sign. He waited patiently for Mr Davis to arrive.

Dagger wasn't that rich so when he got to Camel Eaters International and told them his price range well...

The Freestlye ROcket that was strapped to his back was running out of fuel and the oxygen wasn't so good this high up. The rocket was out of fuel and dislodged itself from his back. As he began to fall he saw the thing explode in mid-air.

He hoped his chute would open luckliy it did and he floated safely to the earth in the Sanctaphrax airport.

Julius Denug waited at the airport for Mr Dagger. He loooked impatiently up at the sky and jumped, as behind him a sound of something exploding was heard. Someone tapped him on the shoulder. He turned round...

Dagger Mauth was covered in ash and his hair was standing at all ends. "Hi, this place seems rather relaxing already." He had a small briefcase with him and he smiled showing slight fangs.

Dagger Mauth was covered in ash and his hair was standing at all ends. "Hi, this place seems rather relaxing already." He had a small briefcase with him and he smiled showing slight fangs.
Julius gave a slight smile, as if to say, "hi, and you are?" but what he actually said was, "Hi, nice to meet you. Are you looking for someone?"

"I'm Dagger Mauth. I'm looking for my tour guide." He took out a piece fo camel and munched.

"I'm Dagger Mauth. I'm looking for my tour guide." He took out a piece fo camel and munched.
Julius was by this point seriously freaked out. This man had just dropped out of the sky, appeared to be burnt and was now eating something resembling camel. "Whats your tour guide's name?" He asked, in order for him to leave ASAP.

"Julius Denug is his name. Do you know him?" Dagger scratched his slightly charred neck and offered the man some fish.

Julius nearly choked, this freak was the person he was supposed to be guiding?
"Ah, hi, yes, i'm Julius, nice to meet you. I'm just going to the toilet and then we can set off."
He went to the toilet, sat down and cried.

Dagger walked to the bathroom and heard some man crying in a stall. He walked over to it and asked whoever it was. "Are you okay?"

Dagger walked to the bathroom and heard some man crying in a stall. He walked over to it and asked whoever it was. "Are you okay?"
He sniffed, and said in a disguised voice "Yes, i'm fine. Thank you"
He waited until Dagger left and then stopped crying, got a grip, took a deep breath and walked outside. "Right, shall we get started?"

The Davis Family stepped off the plane excited that they had finally reached Sanctaphrax. When they reached the Terminal exit they just stood and waited for their Tour Guide to show up.

Dagger smiled and said "Sure where should we go first? Actually I think we should eat first. I'm so hungry I could eat a Jew!" Dagger then saw the look of horror on his guide's face. "What?"

The Davis Family stepped off the plane excited that they had finally reached Sanctaphrax. When they reached the Terminal exit they just stood and waited for their Tour Guide to show up.
Aleris Gineris saw the family and waved them over. "Hello, i'm Aleris Gineris, your tour guide. May I know if you have a large budget or not? This will determine where we can go.

Dagger smiled and said "Sure where should we go first? Actually I think we should eat first. I'm so hungry I could eat a Jew!" Dagger then saw the look of horror on his guide's face. "What?"
"Uuuhhh, nothing, just that... i'm a Jew, and so is 75% of Sanctaphrax, so I should keep that kind of comment to yourself." It had been just over a year since Julius had his first heart attack, and he didn't fancy another one.

"Oh. Well how about a gentile can I eat them? No, Sanctaphraxians don't much like cannibalism. Where should we go first. I don't have a huge amount of money so where should we go?" Dagger pulled out a gun and said. "Or we could go hunting!"

Aleris Gineris saw the family and waved them over. "Hello, i'm Aleris Gineris, your tour guide. May I know if you have a large budget or not? This will determine where we can go.



John was just about to answer the man when his wife Interupted,

" Ah, yes we do have a fairly large budget. My husbands a doctor and I run a Hair styling business"

John was just about to answer the man when his wife Interupted,

" Ah, yes we do have a fairly large budget. My husbands a doctor and I run a Hair styling business"
"ah, ok.
So, lets start by going to the Stone Gardens. The Stone Gardens are by the bay of Sanctaphrax and are well worth a look. So lets go shall we?" On the way he glanced at his associate, Julius, who seemed to have landed a complete freak. They got into a hired car and drove off.

Dagger began poking Julius who was just standing there. Ah well I should rob to pass the time. He thought to himself. Dagger swung and connected with Julius's eyebrow.

Assuming he was knocked out Dagger leaned over and took the tour guide's wallet and stood...

Dagger began poking Julius who was just standing there. Ah well I should rob to pass the time. He thought to himself. Dagger swung and connected with Julius's eyebrow.

Assuming he was knocked out Dagger leaned over and took the tour guide's wallet and stood...
Julius was tough, despite his heart problems, he was also a martial arts expert. When Dagger leant over, he grabbed his arm and twisted it, yanking the gun out of it and tripping him up. He then stood over Dagger, blocking any chance of him getting up.

Dagger kicked him in the nuts.

Dagger kicked him in the nuts.
"aaah" Julius ran a short way off and called the police, stating his location and the situation. He hung up and went back to Dagger, kicking HIM in the nuts in return.

Dagger smiled as Julius hopped around on one foot. "Steel cup." He said while getting up and stretching. "So where should we go first?"

OOC: I started a thread you might like. Freaky as all get out but still kind of good. A Hundred Million Way to Die.

" Wow Sanctaphrax is a nice place, Im sure you would be blown away if you saw how nice Kyleralia is." said John

" Oh and Have I Introduced you to my family? well, my names John as you should know, My wife Jill, and our 5 year old son Vladamir"

The ride continued dull and boring. Then John and Jill noticed that their son was masturbating.

Aleris was keeping his eyes on the road ahead, he'd seen the kid, but it was the parents job. He just kept on driving.

Finally they got to their destination.

" Finally" Shouted Vladimir

" That dumbass driver was driving so slow, my grandma drives faster"

They continued to walk around the gardens admiring the beutiful land.

" This is boring" said Vladimir

"Hey where's that stupid tour person?"

Finally they got to their destination.

" Finally" Shouted Vladimir

" That dumbass driver was driving so slow, my grandma drives faster"

They continued to walk around the gardens admiring the beutiful land.

" This is boring" said Vladimir

"Hey where's that stupid tour person?"
"I'm up here with your parents explaining to them about the history of this place"
"So anyway, the Stone Gardens have been here for as long as anyone can remember, they are a big part of Sanctaphrax's mythological history. Some of the stones have ancient markings on them if you look carefully"

" Ah, this is very interesting" Said John as he observed the ancient writings


" There you are you stupid tour guy, I dont understand how you could stand doing this for a living. How much do you make. I bet my parents are richer than you!"

" Well ok, I think it's time we move on" Sighed Jill

"Yeah" Shouted Vladamir " IM HUNGRY"

" Well Mr- watever your name is, Where may we go for dinner?"

" Yea lets get outta here and get sumthin to eat I'm being bored to tears"

Vladamir jumped into the car as his parents followed and seemed to be flirting.

Aleris came up to the parents quietly, "have you two ever considered either gagging or sedating him?"

" Oh no, Vladamir is our little angel" Jill said proudly " Now lets get something to eat shall we?"

" Yea you tour guy" Shouted Vladamir " Go get us some food"

Aleris was a very patient man, so he walked up to the boy and quietly said, "I saw you masturbating, your parents didn't though, so what if I told them? I suggest you stay very quiet throughtout this trip."

" Hey MISTER are you trying to BLACKMAIL ME?" shouted Vladamir

" Oh will you two stop and lets go get some food" Chuckled Jill

" Yea Mister Move it!"

Aleris walked into the car and on the way, called up a friend of his.
"Hi, can you send me a car to the Banderbear restaurant, Lake Landing? Thanks"

" SO MISTER WHEN ARE WE EATING" shouted Vladamir

" SO MISTER WHEN ARE WE EATING" shouted Vladamir
"Well, if you want you can eat the chair, I prefer waiting until we get to the restaurant though."

So we going to RP Dagger and Julius soon? PLEASE???? So lonely!!!

The police car pulled up, lights flashing and sirens blaring. Julius stumbled over to them and point to Dagger. They surrounded him.

Dagger shook his head and held up his hands. He walked over to Julius. "Why are they here again? I forgot. So when do we start the tour?"

The ride was quite peaceful as they drove to the Banderbear restaurant. When they finally arrived they pulled into a parking spot and walked up to the entrance. When they entered however, they didn't get far until they were stopped by a waiter behind a podium.

" Hello, welcome to the Banderbear resturant. Do you have a reservation for tonight?"

A sheepish look went over the Davis Family.

" I dont know, Do we?" asked Jill as she glanced at the tourguide.

Aleris made his way to the front of the group and showed a card proclaiming him to be a member of the "Banderbear VIP Club" which allowed him a seat without having to reserve. They were shown to their seats by a waiter, who brought them each menus and a childrens menu for Vladimir.

Camel Eaters-"They are here, because you attempted to steal from me, you attacked me, and because you're an absolute pyscho."

Dagger was confused. "Well I thought we were playing around. I'm sorry if I caused you nay inconvenience. That's the way that most brothers act towards each other in Camel Eaters." He smiled and gave Julius back his wallet and then pulled out his own which was filled with family photos.

"Well ok, lets set down a few ground rules.
1) I go to sleep at night, I expect to wake up in the morning.
2) I expect, upon finishing the tour, to have all my stuff still with me, and not with you.
3) I expect you to not break any more rules, in any more ways. I assume you don't have any drugs on you?"

"Not many drugs. Just some bloodied sand and rosemary. You can have some if you want." Dagger pulled out the drugs.

The Davis family took their time as they settled down in their seats. The table was dead silent as every one just scanned their menus.

" THINK FAST" Said Vladamir has he swung a fork at Aleris the head going for his chest.

Julius put up a hand. "No, no thank you. I'd really rather not. So, shall we go to Lake Landing's stone gardens first? We can stop at the Banderbear Restaurant on the way."

The Davis family took their time as they settled down in their seats. The table was dead silent as every one just scanned their menus.

" THINK FAST" Said Vladamir has he swung a fork at Aleris the head going for his chest.
The fork clattered against him and fell to the floor. Aleris looked at it a few times, then continued reading his menu, unperturbed.

Julius put up a hand. "No, no thank you. I'd really rather not. So, shall we go to Lake Landing's stone gardens first? We can stop at the Banderbear Restaurant on the way."
"Restaurant that sounds good. I'm hungry." Dagger's eyes flicked over everything right after he ingests a bit Rosemary.

Julius shook his head and lead the way to his car. They drove for an hour, making small talk, mostly staying silent. They entered the restaurant, and sat down opposite some other tour guide with two parents and some little kid who appeared to be raising hell.

Dagger slapped the kid a good one before sitting down.

Julius stared in shock... he averted his eyes from the family.


OOC: THANK YOU!!!

Dagger sat down and fidgeted with his knife every once in awhile making a stabbing motion or two at the kid. Turning back to Julius he said "So tell me about yourself."

Dagger sat down and fidgeted with his knife every once in awhile making a stabbing motion or two at the kid. Turning back to Julius he said "So tell me about yourself."
"Well...what do you want to know? Also, what do you want to eat?"

"Oh you know some basics. Your life and that. And uh....I've never had Kosher to speak of it." Dagger glances at the menu. "What do ye suggest?"

"Well, this restaurant isn't actually kosher. Most here are, but this particular chain isn't. They're very well known for their meat. Maybe some sort of steak, or kebab?"