NationStates Jolt Archive

A number of persons from around the world, sick of the war, decay, and other various blights destroying the world around them, came together at a conference known as the "Hallen Conference". The persons, referring to themselves as "Hallens", decided to build a neutral city.

Getting enough cash to purchase their own island, over 6,000,000 Hallens began building up a city known as "Hallenberg."

They elected a Chancellor who's name was "Joseph Hollens". He made this speech to the world, unfortunately in a tongue no one understood:

"Tih ot reve Raw on rof, Ecnivorp Lartuen a Hallenberg redisnoc Dlorw eht fo Sniotan lla taht tseuqer ew."

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

What?
Rosta Einvach
Rosian Minister of Foreign Affairs
http://www.fritz-bauer-institut.de/images/joschka_fischer.jpg

Official Reply:

"Yrtnuoc lartuen a era ew? Naem uoy od tahw."

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Ew Tsilaicos. Ew era dedicated ot eacep. Yssabme ew tnaw with uoy. Esaelp kaeps hsilgne.
Rosta Einvach
Rosian Minister of Foreign Affairs
http://www.fritz-bauer-institut.de/images/joschka_fischer.jpg

((OOC: Spelling the words backwards eh?))

"Sdrawkcab si rammarg ruoy, osla? Hsilgne si tahw."

"Sdrawkcab si rammarg ruoy, osla? Hsilgne si tahw."

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

On. Ew keaps eht ecnamor segaugnal. Hsilgne si shit tub eht rehto yaw dnuora.
Rosta Einvach
Rosian Minister of Foreign Affairs
http://www.fritz-bauer-institut.de/images/joschka_fischer.jpg

Ew hsiw ot dentxe eht dnah fo pihsdneirf ot Hallenberg.

==strange==

*gat*

The Federation of Aligned Planets would like to offer any assistance in terms of building materials, labourforce and project development to Hallenberg.

However, perhaps the most pertinent device we could offer you would be a Universal Translator - we seem to be having severe communications difficulties.

Chmhayak Vosneh
President of Aligned Planets
Paris, Earth

Erised ruoy ot si ti fi, noitan ruoy htiw seissabme egnahcxe ot hsiw We. Grubnellah Sgniteerg!

-Jeff C Gorevomit, Slaytanicca

Noitan yna morf stamolpid lla tpecca lliw ew.

OOC: We are modern tech.

Kahta welcomes you into the world.

King MacDonald

Neht yawa thgir yssabme taht gnidliub teg lliw ew! Doog ylloj!

-Jeff C Gorevomit, Slaytanicca

OOC: We're MT too.

Official Decleration from the Allied Republics of Anagonia

We celebrate this great day in History of the formation of a Neutral Country....

However, do NOT force us to talk Anagonia...no one will understand! Bwahahahaha!

Since the city of Hallenberg is rather new, it has been increasing rapidly.

In the past year, over 1,000,000 new citizens have been naturalized.

The Chancellor has also released an edict to mobilize the nation. Every able-bodied citizen will require 2 years of military training, and one week every year after that.

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

I am uploading a translator that will allow you to see the languages of other nations. If this does not work, I will be forced to speak backwards. And that my friends, is annoying. I hope it works.
Rosta Einvach
Rosian Minister of Foreign Affairs
http://www.fritz-bauer-institut.de/images/joschka_fischer.jpg

((OOC: Move to The New Roman Empire, don't forget the "The" [/cheap plug]))

"Uploading? Via what? Why do we need a translator anyways? We never stated we could not understand or speak other languages."