NationStates Jolt Archive


Tired of your old region

Lycae
18-11-2004, 14:48
A Commercial comes to you over the television as you watch "Who want's to be an immagrant":
A Man dressed Khakis and a pink polo comes out in front of a golf course.
"Oh hello there, my name's Chief Executive Officer Demonicat Du Sylva of the Dominion of Lycae- you may remember me from such things as international nuclear weapon sales, our hit soda pop Crunch-o, and the Glickman execution- But I'm not all fun and games. No sir. Today I come to quite seriously.
We've all been there, stuck out in the pacific, or in a pacifistic , democratic socialist region- sticking out like a sore thumb whenever you do something as small as hire a death squad to kill an annoying evil activist. We've all been stuck wishing that there was a region where economics and security mattered more than 'political freedoms', well now there is!"
A 20-something blond dressed in millitary whites walks out with a map on an easel.
"Thank you Alexsandra"
"Here at The Better Future Corporation, we are dedicated to well, building a better future hehe, through the application of practical thought. The future obviously doesn't lie in the hands of hippies and communists, it lies in the hands of those who defend our right to buy and sell, and those who would patrol our nations. Here at the BFC we believe in giving everyone a fairshot, or at least the wealthy and powerful. As you can see from this map that Alexsandra brought out we still have plenty of room with plenty of resources so move your nation to this region- today!!!"

*Note no password required, all inquires should be sent by telegram no post continuation, Alexsandra is possibly seleeping with Demonicat.