Kanuckistan
18-11-2004, 12:48
Ethics Gradiant Inc. - Slaves, Cyberware, Cosmetic and Genetic Modification, etc.
Greeting and Salutations, distinguished prospective clients.
Are you looking up upgrade your military's hunam element? Requior reliable, quality domestic servents? Maybe a little companionship? Or would you like an exotic, unique pet for home, security, or the zoo? What about a little self-enhancment? And while you're here, prehaps arrange a.. 'creative' fate for those who've displeased you?
Well, you're in luck! We here at Ethics Gradiant Incorperated can do all that, and more!
From slaves, to cyberware; from super soldiers, to species reassignment - whatever you want, we can provide.
How do we do it, you ask? Sorry, but that's a trade secret! ;)
What we can tell you, is that satisfaction is guaranteed!* We operate entirly on the principal of custumised orders - just tell us what you want!
However, please remember that you are responsible for aquioring specific individuals if such are requisite - be it yourself, your wife, that rebel leader locked up in your basement, a forgine leader, or someone else.
And remember; here at Ethics Gradiant Incorperated, your satisfaction comes first - and morality didn't quite make the list.
*Not a guarantee.
OOC:
Multi-time period; use your own judgment when making requests to insure they conform to your intended genre - I won't take the heat for you ordering cybernetic werewolf super soldiers if you try using them in RP with non-fastasy modern-tech nations.
This is also a private venture, whose ownership is basicly impossible to trace; however, the Kanuckistani government has no part in it.
Greeting and Salutations, distinguished prospective clients.
Are you looking up upgrade your military's hunam element? Requior reliable, quality domestic servents? Maybe a little companionship? Or would you like an exotic, unique pet for home, security, or the zoo? What about a little self-enhancment? And while you're here, prehaps arrange a.. 'creative' fate for those who've displeased you?
Well, you're in luck! We here at Ethics Gradiant Incorperated can do all that, and more!
From slaves, to cyberware; from super soldiers, to species reassignment - whatever you want, we can provide.
How do we do it, you ask? Sorry, but that's a trade secret! ;)
What we can tell you, is that satisfaction is guaranteed!* We operate entirly on the principal of custumised orders - just tell us what you want!
However, please remember that you are responsible for aquioring specific individuals if such are requisite - be it yourself, your wife, that rebel leader locked up in your basement, a forgine leader, or someone else.
And remember; here at Ethics Gradiant Incorperated, your satisfaction comes first - and morality didn't quite make the list.
*Not a guarantee.
OOC:
Multi-time period; use your own judgment when making requests to insure they conform to your intended genre - I won't take the heat for you ordering cybernetic werewolf super soldiers if you try using them in RP with non-fastasy modern-tech nations.
This is also a private venture, whose ownership is basicly impossible to trace; however, the Kanuckistani government has no part in it.