NationStates Jolt Archive

Once the region of "perkele" was know as a place of peace and prosperity. Then a discussion broke out. "Is an infinite circle really a infinite straight line"
Some agreed and some declined the idea. The opinions about the subject grow ever stronger until a horrible civil war started.
The war cripled the whole region for many days and nights. A tense depate roamed free all the time. Then the foul leader of those who believe in infite circles being infinite straight lines. (from now on know as icbisl-philosophy)
Called the Theocracy of supreme rabbit separated it self from perkele and created a land where only one point of wiev is allowed. The war ceaced but the depate remained. Soon the rightfull holy empire of cahoonia. the opposing ideologys forerunner did the same thing. Perkele was left to those who hail the dark side as their only god. Now the syndicate of all knowing and land of infinite circle continued their bitter war. Due foul lies and propaganda those lieing heretics of the circle claimed more followers and started to opress the righfull ones. THen the syndicate asked about this matter from several teachers and other sources and learned that indeed. infinite circle would not be a straight line. this due laws of math and physics.
As our ideology prevailed the paganist ones they just clung into their own bitternes and blindness and ruled their opinions as a religion! NOw i need all reasonable countries of the world! the truthfull holy empire of cahoonia need you! step in our region and oppose this horrible fanatic dread! for wisdom and goodness! unite under one banner! together we are strong!
let´s cast those foul heretics from the face of this earth!
join us! :mp5: :sniper: :gundge: :) This is war. choose your side wisely!

That is propaganda. A pathetic attempt, I say. Join to The Land of Infinite Circle rather than to his heretic region.

OOC: I read a bit of your post and it seemed alright but, my eyes were drawn to the smilies.

Don't use smilies, they make you look amazingly n00b, only use them OOCly - and even then, rarely.

OOC: I read a bit of your post and it seemed alright but, my eyes were drawn to the smilies.

Don't use smilies, they make you look amazingly n00b, only use them OOCly - and even then, rarely.


okay... i admit.... they look a bit gay. but what is a good propaganda letter without pictures. Uncle cahoonia need you all! join the syndicate of all knowing.

This war is nothing but random and pointless quibbling. What is it's purpose?

This war is nothing but random and pointless quibbling. What is it's purpose?

this war is about philosophy, principals, how we view the world, it is about living space, oil resources and all other reasons humanity creates to make the drums of war echo through the world.
This war is a religious conflict, we syndicaters are fighting a horde of infidels who hang fanatically in their wrong believes. This is a 2004 version of the crusades.
And...ofcoarse...this is about honor. those goddamn...*wheeze*...rabbit huggers..*cof*...have broken the omerta and the balance of the families...*wheeze*...they must be given a communion the sicilian way...through a double barreled sawed off shotgun!

ooc- they are soo lucky i gave up my foreign policy of just invading nations over something like that.....

ic-
The Dictator read the news about what was released and just laughed for about three minutes then went back to planning on how to rid his country of all the religous ones.

But infinite circle can not be infinitie straight line and that is dead series thing! It is our duty to teach all those who are too dumb or wrong

((you spelled serious incorrectly.))

((you spelled serious incorrectly.))

possibly
:sniper:

The curvature of space negates any possibility of the existence of either an infinite circle or an infinite straight line.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry..
A civil war started because of a circle? I see.....
Interesting.

The Imperium decrees that both sides are heretics; for not worshipping the Immortal God-Emperor of the Imperium. Should either side continue its foolishness; they will be invaded and crushed.

okay then... it´s wwwaaaaaaagh time you fool! come and face the fury of the horde!!!!!! nah... just kidding.... we will outnumber your heretical empire one day and then... make our flmaes feed on your burning carcases.

OOC: Grr, you stole my warring satanic mathematicians RP idea before I even did it! Rawr!

just don´t start copying or you pay it with your immortal soul! fool!

OOC: EEK!!

I'm making three sects; Church of Diabolical Order, Knights of Chaos and Servants of Entropy. CoDO has a huge clockwork temple I'm going to put in IV's "largest" list at some point. I'll make a statement from them on your infinite circle quandary when my brain's woken up :)

now...i inform everyone. the war is over. it ended in the destrucktion of the land of infinite circle... but before that could happen also cahoonia was nuked due the gods of the universe. nobody lived.