NationStates Jolt Archive


Men available for uhh...you know. Impregnation

Camel Eaters
18-11-2004, 02:12
A discreet pamphlet was circulating round the world. It read simply.

Want children but can't find a partner?
With a slight nominal fee we can supply you with the man or simple reproductive fluids that anyone would need to start the most holiest of holies a life. For more information or descriptions of the men. Contact us at 555-3347.
Cherry Ridge
18-11-2004, 02:41
The Secratary of Foriegn Affairs called this number.
"I am a Catholic priest. THIS is immoral. I demand you stop this NOW"
With that he hung up.
Camel Eaters
18-11-2004, 02:43
The return call.

"Blatha ye priests are all the shame...whoops sorry the same."
Camel Eaters
18-11-2004, 03:25
bumpaliciousnessocity
New Exodus
18-11-2004, 03:59
While we find this somewhat disturbing, and have no need of your services, we wish you luck in finding customers.

--Michael Haase, Colonial Commander of New Exodus
Camel Eaters
18-11-2004, 04:00
bump for Camel Eaters
Camel Eaters
19-11-2004, 00:23
doobie doo wah!
Anagonia
19-11-2004, 00:29
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Camel Eaters
19-11-2004, 00:32
d4Ml\l! l\l0 5413!
Anagonia
19-11-2004, 00:36
4www, c0m'0n, i'm h4vin9 70 u53 4 1337 7r4n51@0r 4 741kin9 in 1337, 4nd j00 c0mp14in 4b0u7 5413z?! hmph....w311....i 9u35z i c0u1d buj 50m37hin9....
Zackaroth
19-11-2004, 00:49
Aimless: Umm high is this the number for the pizza place?? can i get 2 large pies with perperoni and breadsticks??
Camel Eaters
19-11-2004, 00:51
4www, c0m'0n, i'm h4vin9 70 u53 4 1337 7r4n51@0r 4 741kin9 in 1337, 4nd j00 c0mp14in 4b0u7 5413z?! hmph....w311....i 9u35z i c0u1d buj 50m37hin9....
We also know english. So you don't have to use 1337.
Anagonia
19-11-2004, 02:19
Good! Excellent! COOOL! WWWWEEEEE!
Camel Eaters
19-11-2004, 23:04
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