NationStates Jolt Archive

Breaking News from Coventry:

"Good Evening, and welcome to AMS World News Headquarters. I'm Dan Hother Reporting, and tonight's top story....

"Earlier today, Archon Prince Vlad Pryde made a horrifying and startling discovery while checking his mail on his computer. Someone had sent him sexually esplicit photos of his three daughters, who's names have not been released at this time, ages 12, 13, and 14. He immediately sent an armed escort to pick up his daughters from thier school, and they were braught back to the State House for questioning, love, and support. Sierra Davion-Pryde, the Prince's wife, was also summoned from her Chairwoman position in the Board of Directors Office, to be explained the news. The Pryde's gave a blistering statement today...."

"We are both very shocked and horrified by this act of child pornography. The very fact that some coward out there took advantage of OUR children.....it will not go unpunished, I promise you. I am urging the public, if they have ANY information regarding this or any other such acts of child pornography, please come forward. Wherever you are, you sick bastard, we will find you, and hold any other such organizations or, God forbid, countries that support or sanction this responsible for thier actions."

"The Prydes expressed thier love for thier daughters and assured them that they were not in trouble. A government spokesperson declined to give much details further than that, however, they did tell us that the government is conducting a high-level investigation into this matter, and are gently questioning the three girls, all of whom, have so far "privided very good information for us to work on." That was all that was said, but it was not the least that was stated. The spokesperson also hinted that other countries leaders families may be involved in a Galatic-wide scam involving a secret organization by the name of Al-Nekad Picaros, or "Swank Murlop" in english. It is an organization which little is known about. However, the government released a statement later today saying that "agents of this cowardly organization could be somewhere in the millions. For all we know, it could be the person sitting next to you. That is how common this organization is. There is no specific leader to pinpoint just yet, but our investigation is well underway at this hour. We also want and are urging other governments to come forward and work with us on this investigation. It is crucial that these bastards be brought to justice immediately."

"Swank Murlop is believed to be tied to several Extreme Terrorist Organizations in other countries, and even on other planets throughout the Galaxy. The AMS government also believes, that this organization most likely has ties to a countrie's government, and may be recieving funding for child prostitution and illegal pornography. It is unclear at this hour of just how the photos of "AMS' Sweethearts" got out online in the first place. We will keep you updated on this story as it progresses."

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Can my nation relay the same news on the Reich News Network (RNN)? Or do they have to pay for it?

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Offical Government Statement:

We are shocked and surpised at the size of this new terrorist organization, the "Swank Murlop". We will help the fight against this organization in any way possible.

No, the broadcasts are free. Pass on the news however you like. And thank you for your support.

It surprises us to hear that the organisation of Swank Murlop has done such things. We currently have around eight of them waiting to for a Dumpsterdanian passport and citizenship recognition. If you wish we'll hand them over as their last known home-nation was AMS.

We will search their belongings and hand them over to the AMS goverment as soon as possible.

Erik Solar,
Imperial Councillor,
Minister of Foreign Affairs.

Yes, we ask that you arrest those individuals as soon as possible. Be warned, they may be armed and dangerous. We will send a force of 35 Elite Scouts to take custody from you if you would like? Should we arrange a meeting place? Perhaps diplomatic relations, etc.? Or would you like to transport them yourselves?

The misguided statement that interest in girls over 12 is somehow obscene, is a completely unacceptable insult to the religious and commercial values of Dunbarrow, and threatens our way of life!

Archon Prince Vlad Pryde looks like a blasphemer in our book!

* considers mobilising the Armed Forces of Dunbarrow, including both tanks *

We can transfer them ourself and will do so within the next eight houres.

All suspects taken into custody are males above the age of 45 and we have found a large amount of flyers containing the very same picture of the three girls that was shown online.

All evidence has been collected, sealed and sent by messenger to the AMS goverment and we expect the prisoners to arrive largely unharmed. Dumpsterdanian prisoners don't like people who rape or abuse women and certainly not children, just don't listen to them bitch and whine about how they've been abused the same way as the children have.

Erik Solar,
Imperial Councillor,
Minister of Foreign Affairs.

At that moment a DRA transport took off from Tallarn Naval Station, inside where eight men, blindfolded, tied at hands and feet and laying face down on the hard cold floor. Around them where twenty of the Dumpsterdanian Secret Service Division headed by the General of the DSS, Aras Ulas. In a mere eight houres they would arrive in AMS and transfer the prisoners to the authorities there. They would stay and monitor the trial, sort of a vacation for the men.

Eight houres later the plane touched down at one of the airport in AMS, Aras was not sure wether it was a military or civilian airport but he would find out soon enough as he left the plane via its rear boarding ramp.

The misguided statement that interest in girls over 12 is somehow obscene, is a completely unacceptable insult to the religious and commercial values of Dunbarrow, and threatens our way of life!

Archon Prince Vlad Pryde looks like a blasphemer in our book!

* considers mobilising the Armed Forces of Dubarrow, including both tanks *

IC: You have NO right to dictate to Armed Military States how to run its internal policies. If you want people to respect your religious and commercial values and your ways of life I hope show the same respect for other people. If you do not, I will personaly beat you back into the mudhole you came from!.

Erik Solar,
Imperial Councillor,
Minister of Foreign Affairs.

Aust is disgusted by the base actions by these few and is uterly against such acts. As it is well known that though Pornography is not banned in Aust, we do not support it in any way shape or form. We shall make sure such things do not happen again.

~Electronic Communication to Armed Military States~
I must officially apologize for what you have gone through. The Al-Nekad Picaros is a group native to our nation that got crossed over onto Earth and into other cultures when we began diplomatic relations with other planets. We were unaware that the group was involved in any illegal activities, as in the history of our culture they have always been just a devout religious sect devoted to animal rights, much prefered over their PETA counterparts native to Earth. As such, as a group they have enjoyed a certain amount of prestige and influence.
Today, arrests of the group was announced. Most of the group has turned themselves in willingly and have been very cooperative, often willingly volunteering information without the questions needing to be completed. A few have chosen to run from the law, only to find themselves gunned down by concerned citizens suddenly afraid for their children. The survivors will be arrested shortly.
From what we have gathered, the group has split into two sects. One sect remains mostly in our territory and is the same as they always have been, though we are keeping them locked up for their safety. The other group has taken to crime and terrorist actions in a mistaken belief of their superiority. Why the government was not informed of this split is being investigated.
I must asked that any members not charged with crimes be deported to us, where they will be included in our investigation and possibly charged with numerous minor crimes here. To help in this, we are deporting any charged with crimes in other nations to those nations for sentencing and punishment, at the end of which we request any survivors to be deported back to us for further sentencing and punishment.
Once again, I am horrified to learn of what they have done. Even among our people such a thing is considered so heinous the police typically have trouble getting a suspect alive. As such, we will not tolerate any group native to our nation commiting such acts anywhere.
Any information required to track and capture this group if they choose to run outside the planet will be provided. Those who are not part of the terrorist sect are being required to rename their group and reorganize it, with them understanding exactly why this is and not complaining.
-Acting Dictator Soybayun
~End communication~

~Electronic Communication to Armed Military States~
I must officially apologize for what you have gone through. The Al-Nekad Picaros is a group native to our nation that got crossed over onto Earth and into other cultures when we began diplomatic relations with other planets. We were unaware that the group was involved in any illegal activities, as in the history of our culture they have always been just a devout religious sect devoted to animal rights, much prefered over their PETA counterparts native to Earth. As such, as a group they have enjoyed a certain amount of prestige and influence.
Today, arrests of the group was announced. Most of the group has turned themselves in willingly and have been very cooperative, often willingly volunteering information without the questions needing to be completed. A few have chosen to run from the law, only to find themselves gunned down by concerned citizens suddenly afraid for their children. The survivors will be arrested shortly.
From what we have gathered, the group has split into two sects. One sect remains mostly in our territory and is the same as they always have been, though we are keeping them locked up for their safety. The other group has taken to crime and terrorist actions in a mistaken belief of their superiority. Why the government was not informed of this split is being investigated.
I must asked that any members not charged with crimes be deported to us, where they will be included in our investigation and possibly charged with numerous minor crimes here. To help in this, we are deporting any charged with crimes in other nations to those nations for sentencing and punishment, at the end of which we request any survivors to be deported back to us for further sentencing and punishment.
Once again, I am horrified to learn of what they have done. Even among our people such a thing is considered so heinous the police typically have trouble getting a suspect alive. As such, we will not tolerate any group native to our nation commiting such acts anywhere.
Any information required to track and capture this group if they choose to run outside the planet will be provided. Those who are not part of the terrorist sect are being required to rename their group and reorganize it, with them understanding exactly why this is and not complaining.
-Acting Dictator Soybayun
~End communication~

Thank you all very much for your support. Minister Erik Solar, thank you for transferring custody of these 8 individuals to us. My Minister of Law and Punishment, Marshall Frank Studworth, will meet you at the Greensborrow International Military Airport to meet you within the hour. You are all more than welcome to stay for the trial and interrogation, and will all be treated to the finest rooms and hostle available. It is the least I could do. Thanks again.

Acting Dictator Soybayun: No need to apologise, my friend. The very fact that you came forward and was honest about how this terrorist organization came about, only proves to me that you are acting responsible and that you truly care about the safety of others. If, after interrogation and trial, we determine that these 8 individuals are innocent from crimes here in the AMS, then we will be more than happy to release them into your custody. If you would like them sooner, or if you would like to interrogate them yourselves, you are more than welcome to do so. I can provide transportation for you or a dignitary if you wish, and we will provide hostling as well. I would ask, however, that until such times as they may be found innocent, that they remain in our custody. Those who commit crimes in our country do not go unpunished by us in our Nation. Thank you for your support.

The misguided statement that interest in girls over 12 is somehow obscene, is a completely unacceptable insult to the religious and commercial values of Dunbarrow, and threatens our way of life!

Archon Prince Vlad Pryde looks like a blasphemer in our book!

* considers mobilising the Armed Forces of Dunbarrow, including both tanks *

Ha! Please spare me such comedy. You should not start with idle threats from which you cannot promise. That, and I have allies that would crush you in mere hours. Not to mention my 105 million member military would roll over you like water through gravel. So please, do not do anything rash or stupid. No need to spill blood unworthy of my time. Please remember also, that those who support these people are just as guilty as the criminals themselves. I said that I would punish ALL responsible (except those who are honest and come forward and admit mistakes *winks at Dictator Soybayun*), and I intend to keep that promise. So, do yourself a favor, and don't associate yourself with these terrorist. It is not worth risking the decent peoples of this galaxy's wrath.

-Regards to all,
Archon Prince Vlad Pryde

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Greetings from the Clans. As soon as we heard of your plight, we've decided to run an investigation on the possible activities of Al-Nekad Picaros, and to our suprise and disgust, discovered a cell of 5 men conducting their activities on our capital city. The Shogun of Samurai Clanlords had them personally executed through our primordial act of decapitation in the city's main plaza. Our broadcasting companies have the execution taped, and we're sending it to you as an act of good faith. Watch in delight as they cry tears and drool for mercy, only to meet the sharp end of our leader's blade!

We'll continue to operate in our lands, and we'd even like to suggest sending some members of our secret services to hunt down any other remaining group members.

My upmost gratitude to the clans for thier hard work. Please do send me the tapw, so that I may watch in delight and pass around the footage to show those responsible how we deal with terrorist in our nation.

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the title of this post is very misleading... where are the pics? :p :fluffle:

The Holy Empire of Shazbotdom condemn's the actions taken by these perverts. Any military aid you need to track these ruthless sacks of shit down will be at your disposal. We are currently preparing flyers to be spread around our cities stating that we are looking for these maniacs.

Signed,
Emporer Shaz Bot
His Holiness

Thank you both. We will keep in touch.

Acting Dictator Soybayun: No need to apologise, my friend. The very fact that you came forward and was honest about how this terrorist organization came about, only proves to me that you are acting responsible and that you truly care about the safety of others. If, after interrogation and trial, we determine that these 8 individuals are innocent from crimes here in the AMS, then we will be more than happy to release them into your custody. If you would like them sooner, or if you would like to interrogate them yourselves, you are more than welcome to do so. I can provide transportation for you or a dignitary if you wish, and we will provide hostling as well. I would ask, however, that until such times as they may be found innocent, that they remain in our custody. Those who commit crimes in our country do not go unpunished by us in our Nation. Thank you for your support.

~Incomming Electronic Communication~
I cannot legally request the return of any citizens arrested under suspicion of crimes in any nation not currently suspected of hostile intent. Besides, we would wish other nations to extradite people suspected of crimes in our nation to us.
There is no need for anyone from our nation to moniter the proceedings. As far as I am concerned, they shouldn't have ever pulled this stupidity and perversity. They should have thought about what would happen when they got caught.
You'll note a ship of ours arriving from orbit in a few minutes. The prisoners are on it, along with evidence of their crimes.
-Acting Dictator Soybayun
~End communication~

~Incomming Electronic Communication~
I cannot legally request the return of any citizens arrested under suspicion of crimes in any nation not currently suspected of hostile intent. Besides, we would wish other nations to extradite people suspected of crimes in our nation to us.
There is no need for anyone from our nation to moniter the proceedings. As far as I am concerned, they shouldn't have ever pulled this stupidity and perversity. They should have thought about what would happen when they got caught.
You'll note a ship of ours arriving from orbit in a few minutes. The prisoners are on it, along with evidence of their crimes.
-Acting Dictator Soybayun
~End communication~

Thank you very much. We will keep in touch then.
-Archon Prince Vlad Pryde

We are apalled at these acts. If you would like, we could hack the internet and then seekout where these horrendous photos origionated from.

-Technocrat Karl, Mechanized Technocracy of The Lightning Star

You may do as you wish.

You may do as you wish.

Heh heh heh, excelent.

Our spy programs have been launched. They may have to go through the Prince computer though to track where it came from. Of course, with some of the most advanced virus' and hacking programs in the world we could go through, but since we are helping you you make the call. If you say no, the programs will jsut go elsewere.

We estimate it will take:6 days, 4 hours, and 27 minutes to search the entire web.

The Supreme Leader of the great Horde, apointed by the greatest corporations in the nation's history, was at his one hundred and sixtieth story office desk, the vast windows open, letting in the gentle sunlight, overlooking the vast tri-city Metropolis below. The usual paperwork sat on his desk, but a new international report was bestowed upon him. It was absolutely appalling... Though he didn't have many personal morals, he did have standards, and this was sub par on that level. He immediately pressed the speaker phone button to his secretaries a floor down. "Ms. Hoggs, please send Xarous up... Get the usual people to find him then... I don't care, this is important. Very good, thank you."

And he began writing,

To the Leaders and People of the AMS,

Today I read with the deepest disgust and horror about this regretful case of organized child pornography. I only can say two things to comfort you; that my military police keep such radicals out of our fine nation, and two, the Horde offers you our expert assassin, killing machine Xarous to assist in tracking down and defeating this 'Swank Murlop'.

Xarous holds a black belt in Judo, a third degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do, and is a master at Akido and Hapkido. His sniper and other long range weapon skill is like no other, and certianly, he can not be matched by these terrorists.

At that moment, Xarous came into the office, "You needed me sir?" he asked, looking at his leader with a sort of awe. The kind that blind followers give to their leaders, or a simple man would give to his God.

"Yes. We may be sending you on a new mission soon. I ask that you do not leave the building." The leader of the Horde said, leaning back in his leather chair.

"Yes sir. I'll take temporary residence in the usual place, sir." and with a salute and a bow, Xarous left the room.

The leader returned to the letter, signed it.

Best Wishes,
--C.E.O. Vincent Sandoz.

The letter was inserted into an envelope, and into a slot. Those happy postal workers could take care of the rest.