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Press Release from President Krik Guztik

[President Krik Guztik enters]
Krik: How many of us, have lost a family realtive because there is not enough organs for that special surgery?

That special heart? That someone needs. That unique bloodtype. Those transfusions that someone lacks.


We have found a way, a way to protect your young. Your future kin. For them to live another day.

To not shed another tear, from the ladies in the front row, who have lost all of their Sons in war and approved this way.

I announce, our new Organ Harvesting program.


As of this very day. We shall mandatory harvest atleast one organ from each person. Taking the hearts from the Seniors, resulting in Euthanasia.

To also, allow extra, we will be endorsing Slave Trade purchases to fund our current retrieval of Organs and Draining projects. We shall help others. Others shall help us, and only the Strong shall survive!

For now, we shall conquer. Our soldiers will be proud, and our women and boys and girls shall live when they have that small surgical problem!


[You may field a News Reporter to pitch a few questions if ya'll want.]

A reporter from ViZion's VBC news network, an older man in his 60's with greying and balding hair, stood up, "You said you will endorse slave trade? Could you tell us more about how that will go? Will you be using their organs, or what will happen?"

[Ahems lightly, fixing tie.]

Krik: Yes, we have actually assigned a new Specialist to go out to diffrent countries with a group of Ten men. We call them the 'Traders' and they are honored 1million dollars per a country to bring back as many as they can.

Which, when they arrive, they will be stripped down to bones, and used as we attempt to also make use in a Genetic Field. Maybe in the process of creating a Superhuman. Our Scientists are still working at Cloning.

Next question.

The reporter cringed at that thought as he sat down. He was not fond of the idea of enslaving people, nor was he fond of how they went about their business in here. But, he was here to report, and his personal beliefs needed to be put aside for the time being.

He looked around to see if there were any other questions before he asked his next one.

"Yes, Teresa Suarez from JNN (Jarridian News Network). Will you yourself being putting your organs up for harvest? Also, would Jarridia be allowed to harvest some of your citizens organs for our own...ummm....purposes?"

[Ahemed and almost choked on that Ice Cube, as he took a sip of water. That question was unsuspected in his thoughts.]

Krik: No, this bill prevents those in high-risk areas to donate organs. So, those in Military services and other Royalty areas are prohbited from donating.



We would be happy, to send you Organs, under certain circumstances, as long as they are used for Scientifical purposes and not Consumption. Please speak to our Foreign Affairs office later.

Next question.

A female reporter wearing a blue dress with DNS(Dumpsterdanian News Station) on the back stood up.

"How do you think that the international community will react to this? I mean, surely there are some pyschopathic tin-pot dictatorships that rape their own women who find these kind of actions misplaced and might react with force."

She chuckels. "As I am sure you can remember the liberation of the Island of Rose with nukes?"

A female reporter wearing a blue dress with DNS(Dumpsterdanian News Station) on the back stood up.

"How do you think that the international community will react to this? I mean, surely there are some pyschopathic tin-pot dictatorships that rape their own women who find these kind of actions misplaced and might react with force."

She chuckels. "As I am sure you can remember the liberation of the Island of Rose with nukes?"


[Smiled lightly, chuckling.]

Krik: Yes, I remember that situation. I cannot quite remember the final death Toll, but it was quite humurous.

The result that I'm expecting from the International Community is a Cooperative one. A one that respects our soverign rights. Our soil is NOT their soil.

We do this, to further our own country. We might do organ trading soon, but not enough to further lower our populace by much. We already take from those that die.

Does that answer your question, if so...NEXT QUESTION!

"Yes that fully answers it and I think the look on your face will do very nicely as front page news." She sat down and took some note's as the camera man next to her zoomed in closely on the President.

"How do you feel about the current outsourcing of 'jobs' by Jaquess International into your country? And what is your policy towards genocide?"

[for a few seconds, his hand jotted down a note on the Tablet infront of him. Looking up and smiling.]


Krik: We do not mind, of the outsourcing of jobs by Jacquess International to do dirty work and deport Organs. It does not make a diffrence, well...It actually does. Our economy raises and so does theirs. We appericate it and smile upon it.


Our policy toward genocide is a flexible one. We have a Peace Treaty with a country called Belem, where we must accept all Religions, but we are not denying them by Religion, we are only furthering our Genetic makeup by removing those with flawed areas. By having them defleshed in a manner. Kinda like your Cat had it's claws removed.


[smiles and makes a hand motion to signal that another reporter should ask a question.]

Somewhat shocked at the Jarridian's questions, and at the President's reactions, the ViZionarian stood up for another question.

"What organisms will you be harvesting? Will they be offered to your poor for free?"

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Belem can offer you Prisoners as slaves. We are willing to sell them at ten thousand dollars per head plus shipping and handling.

Somewhat shocked at the Jarridian's questions, and at the President's reactions, the ViZionarian stood up for another question.

"What organisms will you be harvesting? Will they be offered to your poor for free?"


[kept that wonderful smile. Not chuckling for once.]

Krik: No, all governmental organs that are harvested, will only be given or sugurically added by Government approved persons.


The poor, are actually the ones that might be forced mostly to be harvested. Judging by our homeless rate, it's peaked after the anouncement and that this was planned.


Homeless will be tagged and sent to the Harvesting Plants that are already in full swing.

[smiles and motions again for the next question.]