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Camel Eaters
14-11-2004, 22:45
Hear are the fey servants and guides that you may purchase.

Dwarves:
Good strong workers that can be a driving force in battle and literature. Types of dwarf.

Trinian Dwarf:
Orange and fast and strong. The bite of one may be deadly because of their great venom. Makes great bodyguard. One for $400.

Stronghammer Dwarf:
Quick and deadly their eyes can see through any magic and they detect all lies. One for $500.

Mackey Dwarf:
Medium sized bred for war and fierce as a lion. These are the dwarves of the battle and they're cheap too! $400 per fifty.

Solitary Fey:
They don't roam in packs but they're not to be tampered with regardless. Types of solitary fey.

Pooka:
A malevolent shapeshifter that can invade and influence the dreams and minds of men. $400 per one.

Hob:
A sort of gnomish creature they can make great spies. $100 per one.

Raven Man:
Solitary warriors and assassins they can destroy many hundreds of men in a matter of days. $5000 per one.

Ramblin' Fey:
Groups of warrior faerie that can take down armies many times larger than there own size.

Weasel Ker:
Great rodentine creatures that roam in huge warrior bands. They are bloodcrazy seeking war and battle only. $700 for three thousand.

Wulfen:
Green eyed perma-werewolves with multi-colored fur. They are almost unstoppable as infantry. $16,000 for eight hundred.

Boarkin:
Great and giant wereboars beware their power in battle. $200 for two.

Rooshka:
Sixteen foot furry blurs of death. Werebears are better left alone. In full armor it takes a catapult to bring one down. $21,000 for one.

Purchase them!
Camel Eaters
14-11-2004, 23:14
bumpaliciousnessocity
Boyfriendia
14-11-2004, 23:23
bumpaliciousnessocity

umm...ditto...I think?
Camel Eaters
15-11-2004, 00:56
ORDER OR DIE!!! also bump for Camel Eaters
The Blooded Lands
15-11-2004, 01:01
The selling of sentient creatures is atrocious, being that it is slavery. As for the non-sentient ones we have our own summons, thank you very much.

-Speaker for the Third Born, The Blooded Lands
Camel Eaters
15-11-2004, 01:02
wow sometimes the stupidity of men astounds the stupidity of men.
The Blooded Lands
15-11-2004, 01:04
Even if you call them "servents" you are still selling them while giving them no choice in the matter. You are a magical creature slave trader.
Camel Eaters
15-11-2004, 01:15
You speak of that which you do not know. They were traded back and forth among many cruel masters in the International markets and they came to us. I guess I should have listed that they get half the money and are simply selling their own alliegiance like mercenaries.

Wormwood Wizard
Camel Eaters
15-11-2004, 01:34
Order Or Die!!!
Camel Eaters
15-11-2004, 03:29
bumpaliciousnessocity
Camel Eaters
15-11-2004, 23:52
bumpaliciousnessocity beotch
Camel Eaters
16-11-2004, 01:39
bump
Camel Eaters
05-12-2004, 21:52
bump?