NationStates Jolt Archive

Camel Times newsclipping.

In a move that the International community loved so many years ago Camel Eaters is now gathering Nazis by the dozens for execution. This time around though we're not just throwing them into to Bludsuth. Oh no we're being much more creative.

The Wormwood Wizard stood in front of his new donars. He tapped each one of them on the head and had their organs checked. Yes these organ donars would do fine.

He housed them in mud huts filled with straw and each day one was picked at random and had his/her organs removed while they were still alive. A Pay-Per-View broadcast has been sent to most major national leaders.

OOC: Also anyone that wishes to purchase organs just ask for them

Camel Times newsclipping.
He housed them in mud huts filled with straw and each day one was picked at random and had his/her organs removed while they were still alive.

I never would have thought of that.

Thank you for the compliment.

Wormwood Wizard

*sits in front of telivison while eating popcorn, watching heart get ripped out*

"I wonder how much it hurts?"

The Wizard heard the thought and went to show the man. He plunged an existential hand into the man's chest and pumped it for him before doing the classic Indiana Jones move of pulling the imaginary heart out of his chest. "Kind of like that." He said to the man.

- Presidential Palace -

"Two thousand channels and nothing to watch ... hrmph !" moaned the president.

*Tv flicks channels, bbc, sky one, shopping channel, Camel Eaters PPV*

The president sat up in amazement .. Nazi killing .. on Tv !! ... is that allowed ?

w00t ! sign me up for a subscription :D

Subscription renewed.

The President of Marabal is willing to pay 50,000 to have this nazi killing shown all over the nation of Marabal.

Nice. A television Empire as well. It's broadcasting now.

Wormwood Wizard

The President of Marabal thanks you for bringing pain and suffering to our warm, homes. Thanks

Your welcome.

Wormwood Wizard

OOC: Check the thing where I responded to the guy who wondered how much having his heart ripped out would heart.

"WAS FICKT DAS??!!"

Those were the word of Ludo Hienkel when he heard the news.

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In a message to Camel Eaters from Otto von Hienkel Rommel:

"Come on! Killing people for political beliefs? Stop that! We'll give you free German beer!"

OOC: Check the thing where I responded to the guy who wondered how much having his heart ripped out would heart.

OOC: I did. lol

Reponse to Otto von Hienkel Rommel:

You already send us like thirty trucks of German Beer a month. Das Holz!!!

OOC: No. I meant please respond Marabal. so lonely.

Reponse to Otto von Hienkel Rommel:

You already send us like thirty trucks of German Beer a month. Das Holz!!!

OOC: No. I meant please respond Marabal. so lonely.

Free Wiener Schniezel (sp?)?

Naw. People pay more for Nazi organs. By the way Ludo is the one who sends us the beer. He just convinces you to sign the checks. How I don't know.

Pretzel Man

The National Socialist Party of Germany (NSPG) is now in a massive protest outside of the Dictator's house because of this...

The Man began to scream in pain falling to the ground. His body began to curl into a ball as his vains ran dry. He gasped for air as the room began to blur. He began to cough up blood than spilled on the floor and dribbled down the rug. Suddenly, his heart stopped, and he fell limp.

Well... I can take "care" of them and their organs for you.

Wormwood Wizard

The Man began to scream in pain falling to the ground. His body began to curl into a ball as his vains ran dry. He gasped for air as the room began to blur. He began to cough up blood than spilled on the floor and dribbled down the rug. Suddenly, his heart stopped, and he fell limp.
The Wormwood Wizard kicked him and said "Time to wake up sleepy head. Oh you're not... moving or uh what's that thing called alive! Yes! I got the right word! Oh yeah sorry man." The Wizard backs up and exits the house.

The Wormwood Wizard kicked him and said "Time to wake up sleepy head. Oh you're not... moving or uh what's that thing called alive! Yes! I got the right word! Oh yeah sorry man." The Wizard backs up and exits the house.


Hahahaha....

Since you took his heart, you can take the rest of him, wouldnt want him to go to waste.

An orange dwarf came in and picked up the body. He would probably sell it to soem necropheliac richman.

OOC: Orange dwarf? They come colored?If your selling any of those I'll buy some.

OOC: Orange dwarf? They come colored?If your selling any of those I'll buy some.

OOC: I'll start a thread for it.

OOC: I'll start a thread for it.

To Both replies: Ok Cool, I'll be there.

ooc:wht is it with this site and nazis? :confused:

Ae nation is asking if we could order this event to every city in are nation and we will pay you $1,000,000 to have a satlite PPV order

The program is being beamed to every house in those cities as we speak.

Wormwood Wizard

cool

Do your people wish to watch the Nazi executions.

Location:Rubi-Kov Time:12:00
This is Rubi-Kov News we have enterupted the show you were waching to bring you to the Premier's speech at the arena
(A 1,000 inch Tv screen was there and 4,000 speekers to hear every last monent of the NAZIS LAST DAY!!)
Premier: Are great nation has ordered a huge PPV show that shows NAZIS Die!!!
in citys we have set these huge screens up for your in joyment.
The screen wet and connected with the satlite at 1,000,000 mb per second.
The nation was so happy that they wanted this once a week.
Permier:Can we have this once a week we will pay you $1,000,000 per week
and we have 3,000 Nazis in are prison can we send them to you and can you do a special for are nations guys we will pay you $900,000,000 to take the prisoners and to make a specal

yes

My media Empire grows. Hahahaha foolish mortals! Oh I said that out loud whoops :p

Wormwood Wizard

OOC: Anybody here have a character that's gay/bi? I set up a thread where the nephew of my ruler is looking for a boyfriend.

Ok so Nazism is bad
I agree but mass murder is what they do
Wait this is pretty hypocritical!
This is sick!
No one in my country better be watchin this.
*goes to check*

The Enigma Bragging Network would like to pay 5 million for rights to broadcast this throughout the DLE Empire.

How much for their heads?

If you dont mind, could you send the spleens and Gall-Bladders of the corpses to Lachenburg, so that we may use these parts for our new anti-depressant medication.

And what's so bad about being National Socialist?

MassPwnage we will be keeping their heads as trinkets. DLE we are broadcasting it to you now. Lachenburg their spleens and gall-bladders are being prepared to be shipped to you. We just need you money.

In a publicized letter to the Wormwood Wizard, the Dellaltyan Hauptführer, George Essex, made this statement:

Heretic sorcerer:

In the name of the Dellaltyan people and in the name of the Totalitär Party, I demand that you cease this barbaric spectacle. Furthermore, I demand that you release your surviving National Socialist prisoners into the care of the Empire of Dellaltya and deliver the bodies of the victims into our care as well, so they may be given fitting burial. This includes all organs and body parts of both the living and deceased.

If you refuse to comply with my reasonable request, I will not hesitate to burn your pathetic state to the ground and leave it a parched crater via whatever means are at my disposal. These means include the more conventional fission and thermonuclear devices as well as new, experimental weapons developed by our Massenzerstörung weapons division.

You have been warned. You have 48 hours to release your hostages.

- Hauptführer Essex,
Kaiserpalast
Neues Himmelgatter, Dellaltya

The Wizard sat there laughing as he wrote the response.

To Hauptfuhrer such and such,

Buddy I don't care what you think. Say anything to me again and I'll give you some nice boils on your ass and face. Because I can't tell the two apart and wanted to make sure I got the right one.