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oocThe thread
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=373328&page=4

IC


With the war coming to its height. The Grand-Advisor knew time was coming to a close and the emperor had disapeared. The nuclear assault had destroyed the fleet and now the ICMBs had destroyed all known military bases and killed thousands. He decided now was the time to play his cards.

Open Transmision
Any further Agression by the Nation of Anagonia will result in a nuclear holocaust. Not of Anagonia no, we have something more sinister planned for them. But Dracun will become forever eclipsed! Do not advance! Withdraw now!

He smiled but the worst thing about it was it wasn't a bluff. It was infact the truth and the whole truth. Throughout the country Hundreds of Silos opened up and prepared for a full out assault against their owner....The Dracun imperium

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OOC: Acigoo? Sorry, but what's that?
SECRET IC:
Emperor sat at his throne room, surrounded by his closest confidantes. Well, those that surived anyway. Which wasn't many. Finally, Armand's most trusted follower, foreign ambassador Borislav Petrov II, had the courage to speak.
"Sir, if I may ask...Why are you doing this? Why did you engage us in a war that is none of our concern? And why did you unleash the flesh eating bacterium, codenamed "Prism", onto innocent, civilian towns?"
"Fool. Our forces could not possibly push through into military targets! Their defenses are far too strong!"
"But...why fight at all? We do not even have a small nuclear weapon to match their enormous arsenal! We are lucky that most of their missile were aimed at the Dracuns!"
"SILENCE! I care little for this war...The only reason I am engaged in this mindless conflict...is to declare martial law! I will be able to fully solidify my grasp on this nation, and become an all-mighty dictator! My people will rally behind me when faced with such a threat, and I will finally be able to destroy the last remnants of the Senate, and all democratic processes."
Everyone in the room was visibly shaken. Their capitol lay in ruins, casualties were estimated in the hundreds of thousands, and all of this was for...what? So the emperor could gain even more power? Borislave glared viciously at Armand, and pulled out a PK-7 pistol.
"YOU'RE MAD! Sir, you're dictatorial powers were supposed to be temporary! And now...now you only further seek to increase them! I shall not stand for this!!! FOR ARMANDIAN CHEESE!!"
The brave, albeit stupid ambassador aimed his gun, and tried to pull the trigger. But he couldn't. Why? That would require him having a finger. Borislav's entire body began to fall apart. The emperor laughed maniacally.
"What? WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!?!"
"Ha! Ha! Ha! I placed a modified, time delayed version of the same bacterium our forces dropped in Anagonia...in your drink!"
"NO! My country..."
All that remained of Borislav was a heap of dust. The Emperor sipped his wine, and then turned to his generals.
"Declare martial law! I want the entire nation bowing before me, transformed into a factory/military base, and drafted by tommorow morning!"
Regular IC:
People of Armandian Cheese, we face a war of hostile aggression by the Anagonians! I have ordered our nation to mobilize for war! I realize that our nation cannot possibly hope to defeat Anagonia, but with our allies, the Dracun Empire, and with the grace of God, we shall say to these beasts, "You shall not pass!"
Wild cheers erupted from the crowd, as the realization sank in that Armandian Cheese was in a war that it could not possibly win. But it would sure as helltry !

H'ruur cursed as he read the message on his personal terminal. Oh, this was wonderful. The fleshlings were going to nuke themselves? And of all the times, *now*? Right when he got within fifty meters of the city?

The Rekk silently cursed all humans and their young to the Hell Below The Ocean, save the Lord Praetor, and continued cautiously on...

It might be noted that the psychic Rekk, one of the rarer ethnicities in Necros-Vacuia, don't quite appear human. Rather, they're much like large, white-with-a-grey scale-pattern lizard men...but that their heads are not reptilian, not entirely at least. They're instead rounded and smooth, lacking a nose, with big black eyes.

However, H'ruur, at the moment, was projecting the psychic signal which would make any human who encountered him perceive him as one of their own; in short, a Dracun who looked at him would see a Dracun soldier, an Angonian an Angonian. However, he was hoping he could avoid both...keeping them fooled, especially in large numbers, would be taxing.

ooc:NV sorry but I dont rp with pshyic/alien nations.:( maybe someother time?

The Praetor looked over the intercepted longwave transmission.

"It reads, 'Any further blah blah blah, blah blah, nuclear holocaust, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah!'"

He crumpled up the paper and threw it at his nearest advisor, snorting in disgust.

"What is it with people and hydrogen bombs?" He turned to the advisor. "Do I look like I was born yesterday?"

"No, si-"

"Shut up, I didn't ask for an answer. No, I wasn't born yesterday. Nothing has changed with thermonuclear devices. Of course, I tell the regional conclave of this fact, and they ignore me! Yes, let's throw nukes around for retarded reasons! Or at our goddamn selves!"

He shoved all the papers off the desk in anger and slammed his forehead down on it.

"This was definitely not in my job description as senior council leader. Send the Dracun imperium-thingy a message that makes no sense. None of their shit makes any sense."

"Sir, what- why-"

"DO IT!"

Official Transmission From Kelanis
To: The Dracun imperium

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU. FURBY iZ KEWL!.!.!!1!!1loloL! n0b0dy kar3z 1f yuoo nu00k urzelf!1!1!

/end transmission

Official Imperial Response:

We will support our ally Dracum Imperium if they so wish.

OOC: What Acigoo is: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=371177

Now, wait, what abou Acigoo? It was used? Where? When? Why? How? Red flags went up when that was mentioned...

OOC: What Acigoo is: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=371177

Now, wait, what abou Acigoo? It was used? Where? When? Why? How? Red flags went up when that was mentioned...

ooc: it's tiberium! but since when is tiberium goopy?

OOC:I dropped biological weapons on Anagonia, and they thought it was "acigoo". Thanks for the link.

OOC:I dropped biological weapons on Anagonia, and they thought it was "acigoo". Thanks for the link.

OOC: please tell me a nation your age did not just drop biological weapons. do you even have enough of a population base to create them? or store them? or enough budget to buy them? gah.

"So, jeb. What are we doin' out here?"
"Just waiting for Anagonia to strike. Since Dracun's threatened suicide, it looks like they'll focus their energies on us."
"Why don't we hit 'em first, Jeb?"
" 'cuz we're a tiny pipsqueak nation that would be crushed in an assault."
"Oh yeah."
The two, newly conscripted hicks sat by the gas station, and continued their inane musings.
OOC: Hey, Anagonia, do something! I can't do much...

We have almost no conventional forces, and rely entirely on bio-weapons. We just conscripted an army to face Anagonia, and well...it's not pretty.

The following Kelanisian armed forces have been dispatched to invade and seize Armenian Cheese (please):

The 1st Bed-Ridden Bastards Brigade
The 3rd Wheelchair Armored Brigade
The 12th Angry Grannies Squadron
The 31st Rheumatoid Arthritis Parachute Division
The 9090193th Evil Incontinent Nannies Army
The -51st Bedpan Changers Team

YUOR AR DOOMED!!

"What? Why is Kelanis getting involved in this? And what kind of forces are they sending...Grannies? And now someone mentions some sort of 'Acigoo'? And Dracun's threatening to nuke itself?!?! This is a very confusing war..." The Emperor sighed aboard his command zeppelin.

OOC: You do realize that we don't even need an army to defeat those forces? Hell, a few hicks with guns will do.

OOC: No, they won't. you'll need a whole army to survive, because after just a single day of assault, your citizens will be pulling their hair out and committing suicide because of all the old people whining about their hearing aids and their bedpans being full and their ventilators are broken and hahahaha, you are beaten. your hicks with guns will be useless, as there are simply too many old people on Segways who strike at thee with powerful canes made of... stuff.

OOC: Ok, please tell me... just yes or no... was Acigoo used?

OOC: NO! I just learned what acigoo was, from your link. I used a flesh eating bacteria. Before this, I never even heard of acigoo.

occ:Kelanis get out of this thread...right now pelase...

OOC: I insist.

OOC: Dracun, just carry on with your sucidal plans. Or, are you waiting for Anagonia?

ooC:*corrects* its not suicide, its stupid:P

OOC: Fine, it's stupid suicide. Happy? Either way, you're nuking your own country. Are you deleting your NS account?

Drakomis scavanged through the capitol buildings rubble along with a large contengant of troops. They were in a serious war with the Dracun Imperium, everyone in Anagonia knew that this would be a costly war. However, no one knew it would be this costly.

Many cities were either partly or mostly destroyed, some Military Bases were targeted and severly damaged. However, what really came as a Suprise was the fact that many Important Military Bases had been left untouched during the Conventional ICBM Attack. Wierd as it was, it only proved the War was neccessary to get rid of such a leader whom would slaughter innocent civilians.

Helping up a Soldier from the rubble, whom had survived the previous attack, he felt an Arm come on his shoulder. Drakomis stood straight, nodding to the Soldier as he went to assist the rescue, and looked back. It was his life-long friend, General Kameko.

"Glad to see you alive Kameko," Drakomis said with a sigh of relief.

"Same here," she responded in a soft tone, "thought that missile had you."

"Not hardly, but now that I see the damage I wish it was me rather than all these people." Drakomis looked around the city, obviously angry at what he saw, looking back at Kameko with a hurt expression. "Why, just why, would they attack our cities, our People, innocent women and children?!"

Kameko shook her head, "I have no idea Drakomis, I truly don't. I wouldn't of imagined even an Imperial Power sinking this low."

The subject was getting to Drakomis, tears forming in his eyes. So, quickly with a respectful nod toward the damaged city, he changed the subject, wiping a tear away. "Well, lets concentrate on how to end it now, shall we?"

With a nod, Kameko began, "I've already counted the Ground Forces, Air Forces, and Sea Forces. We've got plenty of casulties, however we still are a capable Military Power. Most of our Jets, Tanks, ect., have been spared, so were ready."

Drakomis nodded, then looked back at the city, then back at General Kameko. "I'll leave this to you, General. Take good care of those boys and girls in uniform." He sighed, "I'm going back to help with this resuce effort, I'll cya around."

She nodded, then quickly left to prepare.

Suddenly, "Wait," started Drakomis, and Kameko turned around. "If there is a way for peace, let us make peace...."

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Official Transmission to the Imperium of Dracun

With knowledge of your impending Suicide of your people, and knowledge that Anagonia declared war FOR your people, the Anagonian Military will stand down for the time being, but we shall be ready.

Official Statement To All Involved

This is retarded.

No, really, it is. First we have stupid people in Dracun planning to destroy themselves with nuclear weapons. Then we have some mouse people who think flesh-eating bio weaponry is a nice diplomatic envoy. And then we have Anagonia who tried to threaten everyone's satellites with EMP warheads that didn't exist.

Earth to participants. You are morons.

--The Praetor

Official Statement To All Involved

This is retarded.

OOC:

Get on AIM please, I wish to talk

i'm waiting.

previous post edited, i should have finished it first.

The Grand-Advisor smiled he now had Anagonia in his grip thing were going as he planned not his wussy master's plan.
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Offical Communication
The need for the rebuilding of my people is nessecary. The Emperor has fled and I will now seek to bring peace and demacracy to the people. In order to do this we will need to form an alliance of some sort a finacial one for now. So we can rebuild each others nations, and bring peace to our people.
Supreme Chancellor Katana

OOC:Im afraid you are the moron...this was plot that cheese wasn't supposed to be involved in and was most likley going to end with the destruction of Dracun and th begining of the Dracun Remnant. So now piss off and get out our thread.

OOC: Anagonia, so what casualties did you take from my flesh eating bacteria? Oh, and by the way, IT'S NOT ACIGOO!
Armand paced nervously in his lavish zepellin.
"When will they respond!?! I realize Anagonia is a large nation, and we are insignificant, but you would think that they would at least attempt to do something! I need this war to rally my people! Hell, even a peace deal would be appreciated...SOMETHING!"
He slammed his fist on the table, and to take out his frustrations, shot a guard.

ooc: cheese after actualy reading your posts Im ignoring you because that kind of bio-weapon realy isn't modern tech and is realy a god mod....

OOC: Fine...Geez, first you say that I can be in this thread, and then you say I can't! Make up your mind! And besides, what did I do that ticked you off so much?

OOC: For crying out loud, it's not acigoo! And its not that powerful! The casualties are in the thousands, at most! And they're all civilians!

ooc: dracun stop acting like a botard... there are flesh-eating strains of streptococci... it's just that they aren't as resistant to the environment as a viable bio-agent needs to be. you're proving my point... keep at it.

OOC: After all, I didn't completely wipe out a city, like Anagonia did to my capital.

OOC: The bacteria is deadly, but very short lasting and not contagious. That's why only civilians were hit, and casualties were low!

OOC:

Me and Dracun had a plot for Anagonia to go through and cause his Empire to fall, intern for him to start anew. Something like that. It wasn't intended for so many people to get involved, we were just having fun. But when Biological Impossibilities come to life, and when an RP is ruined, you kinda get mad.

We'll have to go to war again sometime in the future now...Oi....

IC:

Official Transmission fron the Allied Republics of Anagonia

The Dracun/Anagonian War is now over, and since a regime change has been made, the peoples future assured, all Anagonia Forces have been ordered to come home. The Dracun People have no longer an Tyrannical Dictator, and no longer will live in fear.

Rebuilding shall commence, and times shall come and go. An Alliance between the Dracun Imperium and the Allied Republics of Anagonia is already being discussed, intern allowing a continued peace.

Let us start a-new, rebuild, and finally put this scrape in history behind us.

OOC:

Edit:

Biological Casulties: 540

OOC: Sorry about ruining your thread, but I don't think my bacterial attack was even nearly strong enough to cause serious damage. It was just a psychological war fare move. Considering how both of you nuked the hell out of each other, it is strange you would even notice such a minor strike. Look, guys, just carry on. I'm sorry for screwing things up, but I reallly think you can carry on. And, how is a short lasting, but deadly bacterium a "biological impossibility"?

OOC:

Its done, no insult intended to anyone. Biological Impossibility....I have no idea why I said that....but I accepted the attack anywho...

Oi...I need to rebuild...