Mllia
14-11-2004, 15:55
As the Great Dictator Mehmet gets ready for his speech the citizens are as quiet as an ant.
Here it goes:
"My fellow citizens, as you know we're accepted to the UN, but it shall not affect our stance against democracy. One of the senators tried to show democracy like a good thing, now he is sleeping with the fishes. We decided that I shall be the Great Dictator of Mllia for the rest of my life. The Senate is there to help me but I seize the ultimate power. Some of you have asked me why I banned private business. If we accept private bussines our economy will collapse, because it is entirely based on slave labour. Those private bussinesmen will pay their workers and that will cause a strike. I've written a will:
1- If I die the Dictatorship of Mllia will break up in four pieces.
2- North goes to Ivan Garichev, South to Yuri Polinni, West ad East to Basonich Gorani.
3- All the economy shall collapse.
4- Every piece of farmland and mills shall be burnt down.
Now as I end the speech I wish all of you good LUCK! You'll need it."
(Thunderous Clapping)
Here it goes:
"My fellow citizens, as you know we're accepted to the UN, but it shall not affect our stance against democracy. One of the senators tried to show democracy like a good thing, now he is sleeping with the fishes. We decided that I shall be the Great Dictator of Mllia for the rest of my life. The Senate is there to help me but I seize the ultimate power. Some of you have asked me why I banned private business. If we accept private bussines our economy will collapse, because it is entirely based on slave labour. Those private bussinesmen will pay their workers and that will cause a strike. I've written a will:
1- If I die the Dictatorship of Mllia will break up in four pieces.
2- North goes to Ivan Garichev, South to Yuri Polinni, West ad East to Basonich Gorani.
3- All the economy shall collapse.
4- Every piece of farmland and mills shall be burnt down.
Now as I end the speech I wish all of you good LUCK! You'll need it."
(Thunderous Clapping)