NationStates Jolt Archive

This is HPBC News with Bill O' Really:

"President Holtz has announced today that they have adopted a 15 year old girl named Kristine and are expecting a baby! This is a very joyful day for Holy Paradise. But we have to get back to the war with Sovieten situation I'm afraid so no more details can be given."

OOC: Kristine is one of the most popular girls at her school and is considered the hottest by guys there, just so you know. This is kind of a foundation for other topics.

To: The Hon. President John Holtz
From: President J.L.

My dear friend, I am elated at the news of you and your lovely wife's adoption. May your family be a healthy and blessed one, and may you find happiness wherever you go. On behalf of all Roach-Busterians, I wish you the best.

Thank you, my friend.

Congratulations on a new daughter.

thank you.