NationStates Jolt Archive

My soldiers who have worked very hard serving nations seek wifes. The women can be presidents, queens, princess, soldiers, dictators. Any women of any profession. Please provide a description and a picture.

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Name: Cpt. Larry Asad
Age: 30
Personality: respectful, nice.

http://sunday.ninemsn.com.au/sunday/images/cover/soldier.jpg
Name: Master Sgt. Adam Hoffman
Age: 29
Personality: Know by his comrades as a wild person or bad boy.

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Name: Pvt. Brown
Age: 25
Personality: Same a Sgt. Hoffman

More soldiers will be added.

It is with great delight that the Holy Empire Of Mortondiri may assist your great nation in it's search for wives for it's soldiers. Below is a selection of slaves girls recently abducted from the Kingdom Of Newbia (in the Land Of BnG). These women represent the finest examples of feminine beauty in that barbaric realm.


Rhonda Parsnip, former Miss Kingdom Of Newbia (3 consecutive years):
http://www.silvercreek.wclark.k12.in.us/StudentWork/StudentPages/KCarney/ugly_girl.jpeg

Karen Surrey, former mistress of the King Of Newbia:
http://www.transformation.co.uk/images/visitors/karen_surrey_uk.jpg

Joan Jutt, former teacher, mother of 12 (known to be quite fertile):
http://www.bricklin.com/ALBUMS/bloggercon2003/0a893a00.jpg

Each woman retails for 48,000 Holy Alliance Pounds (including shipping).

I'm serious, Are you mocking the brave soldiers of the Roman Republic. Do you call that beauty. Those women need to be on the the show The Swan. My God!! :headbang:

talk to Serafima, that's definitely her department

I'm serious, Are you mocking the brave soldiers of the Roman Republic. Do you call that beauty. Those women need to be on the the show The Swan. My God!!

Sir, I was being quite serious. Whilst they may not meet the standards of the people of our two nations, they are considered quite the bee's knees in their native Kingdom Of Newbia, from where they were kidnapped (for matters of war).

Please do not take their offering by the Holy Empire Of Mortondiri as mocking.

talk to Serafima, that's definitely her department

Maybe that might help. Could you tell Serafima for me?

Mortondiri, You sure? I could send 200 of m best plastic surgeons to you country. They may make you women beauitful.

Mortondiri, You sure? I could send 200 of m best plastic surgeons to you country. They may make you women beauitful.
Sir, as I have stated twice, the women we offer to you are of Kingdom Of Newbia origin. They are not of The Holy Empire Of Mortondiri stock. Women of the Holy Empire Of Mortondiri are renowned the world over for their breath-taking beauty and, quite frankly, are too good for the beastly soldiers of your heathen nationstate...

"We will not condone any program that results in white females being "hooked up" with negro males, or any non-white males for that matter... This is a disgraced that a nation would even think to ask for "Any females" for soldiers that include negroes, without specifying that the negro soldiers are only to be paired with negro females... We respect racial purity in our lands."

Czar Roger Fabus

OOC: wives

Newbia's Response.

"After hearing the shocking news (tabloids) that Miss Newbia had been kidnapped we nearly jumped the gun and ran down a dozen defenceless nations.
But it is with great hapiness that we can inform you, that these rumours are false.
Although kidnappings have indeed occurred. We have no idea why inbred, hillbilly chicks from our borders would be the target.
But that the kidnappers would have to be both blind, deaf and stupid, to even consider such a heinous act of villainy.
How the Mortondirian agents made it past the Newbian blockade is beyond me, but measures have been taken to prevent further trespassing on Newbian soil, viva el presidente!"

- Newbia's Minister of Defence & other stuff.

And a secret message from Our King, to Their King.

From: "KingNewbIX@uber.net"
To: "HolyEmperorOf[syntax-error/outofspace]"
Subject: "Personal"

"Dear, holy obnoxiousness."

"Give me back my wife!"

- Newbhart IX -

Mortondiri, I apologize to you.

Decisive Action, Never call Africans "Negros". Treat then respectfully. I may be Hindu, but I am African.

Newbia, What are you talking about??

BREAKING NEWS (Reuters)

It has just been announced by Lord Gregory Tai, Holy Empire Of Mortondiri Minister Of War, that the woman kidnapped by Mortondiri agents, and claimed to be the mistress and possibly the wife of the king of Newbia, has been executed.

Audio clip of male voice:"...was executed this morning (Mortondiri time) by order of Archbishop Anuare II"

Cryptically, the Minster added that "the Old Man of the land of BNG" will soon be humbled.

END

The Nation of Serafima has several eligible batchelorettes: -

http://www.go-star.com/antiquing/proctor3.jpg -- Erin Orlav

http://www.popmatters.com/film/reviews/w/images/where-the-heart-is.jpg - Melody Channing

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/2004-01/29-parker-bust-inside.jpg - Orla Parker

Please correspond

"We will not condone any program that results in white females being "hooked up" with negro males, or any non-white males for that matter... This is a disgraced that a nation would even think to ask for "Any females" for soldiers that include negroes, without specifying that the negro soldiers are only to be paired with negro females... We respect racial purity in our lands."

Czar Roger Fabus
*Official response*
Go to hell, you white supremacist bastard. You are a member of a nation of thugs, racists, and rednecks. We therefore request from Roman Republic, that they find white women for the blacks, and vice versa.

Serafima, Thanks for helping me. For a gift i will give you the Dictorial symbol. I will give you the Soviet Symbol with Platiaum and diamond.

Sanctaphrax, lets kick Decisive Action's ass.

Serafima, Thanks for helping me. For a gift i will give you the Dictorial symbol. I will give you the Soviet Symbol with Platiaum and diamond.

Sanctaphrax, lets kick Decisive Action's ass.

so which women would you like sent over? they can be there as quick as this evening

so which women would you like sent over? they can be there as quick as this evening

I will have all of them for each of my soldiers, I might include women who want husbands.

By the way, How is your husband doing? On your thread, about 5 pages have you doing sex with your husband, I want to read life in the castle, a day in your country. and other stuff, but why don't you have a son, and i want to read about life with your dear daughter.

Erin, Melody and Orla are all on their way over to you now. The women sat nervously on the plane looking at the files on their future husbands.
'hes gorgeaus' Melody exclaimed

Erin, Melody and Orla are all on their way over to you now. The women sat nervously on the plane looking at the files on their future husbands.
'hes gorgeaus' Melody exclaimed


Serafima, would you mind doing the RP, I want to read your posts, Their are full of detail and beauitiful.

huh? I am confused? oh ok re-reading it i understand. Well i need your input too. look if u have msn messenger, add me: manutdmad4eva@yahoo.co.uk

huh? I am confused? oh ok re-reading it i understand. Well i need your input too. look if u have msn messenger, add me: manutdmad4eva@yahoo.co.uk

Would you like me to delete this thread? Well I'm busy with war, I barely have time to become romantic. See, War have taken over my life so, I can't even be romantic. I don't have MSN messenger. You can e-mail me at: airzelda@yahoo.com

I am sure you can be :) i dont mind

I am sure you can be :) i dont mind

Any way, How old are? It looks I am taking to a 17 yr old women who talks kind of like a Whore. anyway, I'm 15.5 years.

Well I am not much of a ladies man, but some hot girls are my friends.