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War declared on Tyrandis!!!

The Dark Dimension
13-11-2004, 02:33
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=373088

Tyrandis's unprovoked, highly illegal, immoral, racist, and imperialistic invasion will not be taken lightly. Thus, I, Emperor Lou Nuttik, declare war on Tyrandis. We ask all nations who respect democracy, idealism, human rights, and world peace to do the same.
The Dark Dimension
13-11-2004, 02:39
Tyrandis has twenty-four NS hours to evacuate the Congo, and Tyrandis's leader has 48 (NS) hours to resign and return the country to democracy. If our demands are not met, we will invade in the name of peace, decency, freedom, human rights, dignity, integrity, and idealism.
The Island of Rose
13-11-2004, 02:39
Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

You're wrong sir, out of all of those accusations there is only one that is correct, the imperialistic one. So you lose, good day sir. Also, you do realize that the Congo is under a brutal dictatorship and now is being transfered into a Benelovant Dictatorship. Also, aren't you the guy who killed the two year old? You're not helping your case. Oh and, we'll defend Tyrandis, blah blah blah. We have nukes.
General Alexander Roska
Rosian Minister of War and Painful Implements
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Thinia
13-11-2004, 02:40
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The Dark Dimension
13-11-2004, 02:46
bump
Zarbia
13-11-2004, 02:47
OOC: OH man, you don't know how badly I want in on this. Unfortunately, I have stuff to deal with in Zarbia.

Anyway, tag.
Tyrandis
13-11-2004, 02:48
OOC: I'm sorry, but I don't RP serious wars with people WHO DON'T FRIGGIN TG ME THREAD ADDYS WHEN THEY DECIDE TO ATTACK. Consider yourself nuked into oblivion.

IC:

TSTRATCOM, [classified location]

The declaration of war by a hypocritical TDD did not go unnoticed. After all, they had presided over the murder of a 5-yr old girl who called Emperor Lou Nuttik ugly (lost thread url, trying to find it).

Tyrandis's invasion had no rascist or immoral intentions to it. But, a declaration of war was a declaration of war, and so the inevitable came...

The new TSSM-20 PHOENIX ICBMs were prepped and ready. With a yield of 23.5 MT, or a 12 independent warhead load of 1 MT each, they could pretty much glass a nation, especially one as small as TDD.

Off the coast of Cyprus, a number of missiles were locked and loaded. They were set to arm during the final approach, ensuring that they could not be stopped.

The following nuclear weapons were launched at The Dark Dimension:

20x TSSM-20 Mod. 0 PHOENIX at the capital
50x TSSM-20 Mod. 1 PHOENIX MIRV, loaded with 12 aerosol warheads of VX Gas at major cities
300x TSSM-20 Mod. 1 PHOENIX MIRV, loaded with 12 nuclear warheads with a payload of 1 MT each.

Meanwhile, a second Task Force was being assembled, in preparation for the final push...

Burn in hell, bitches. was the thought of Executor Xavier Davidson, as he watched the satellite feed of his nuclear forces fall upon the hapless bastards...

The resulting mushroom cloud and fallout could be seen for miles around, leaving TDD a barren wasteland. The few cities that survived would be dealt with soon enough.

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Public Statement

"Let history record the fate of The Dark Dimension, who foolishly challenged the will and strength of Tyrandis.

May this be a lesson to all those inclined to action against our sovereign nation."

http://www.zellfantasy.it/strate7/ico_cloud2.gif
Executor Xavier Davidson
Executor of the Imperium

OOC: Now that your government has been PWNZ0red, prepare to have your entire nation annihilated.
The Island of Rose
13-11-2004, 02:51
((OOC: You do realize TDD's gonna ignore it since he wants to survive. In my opinion anyway.))
IDF
13-11-2004, 02:56
IDF stands ready to defend our NATO ally in this war. The Mediterranean fleet is sailing to help Tyrandis in defense and any counterstrikes. Admiral Jacobson will once again be commanding the IDF fleet. Air Force units have been prepped for possible long range air operations and Army and Marine soldiers have been told to prepare to ship out.
The Dark Dimension
13-11-2004, 02:56
No nukes. I'll accept losing to you (if you beat me), but not if you use nukes. That is cheap, cowardly, immoral, and highly racist.
The Island of Rose
13-11-2004, 03:00
No nukes. I'll accept losing to you (if you beat me), but not if you use nukes. That is cheap, cowardly, immoral, and highly racist.

((OOC: How the hell is launching nukes racist? Damn you remind me of Michael Moore :p))
Tyrandis
13-11-2004, 03:02
No nukes. I'll accept losing to you (if you beat me), but not if you use nukes. That is cheap, cowardly, immoral, and highly racist.

OOC:
Nukes kill people without consideration to race or creed :rolleyes:

Now, normally, I would conduct a conventional war. Read the "fleet exercises" thread that Huzen Hagen made. That was a respectable attempted invasion, which I, IDF, and a number of other allies repelled.

However, you issued a god damn declaration in one sentence.

Post losses for my nuclear strike. Or be ignored.
Atlantica McLeodia
13-11-2004, 03:04
((OOC: How the hell is launching nukes racist? Damn you remind me of Michael Moore :p))

Don't knock MM. Gotta be better than "When I go, there'll be peace in the world" pretzel choker.

IC:

<Open Transmission>
To: Tyrandis
From: McLeod03

I am shocked and appalled at your massive use of NBC warfare on innocent civilians. If this is what the members of NATO are like, genocidal murderers, then our case for leaving is further strengthened. I hope you burn in the deepest and hottest fires of hell for this act.
United States of Nick
13-11-2004, 03:04
((OOC: How the hell is launching nukes racist? Damn you remind me of Michael Moore :p))

OOC: Yeah...that confused me too. :D
IDF
13-11-2004, 03:06
OOC:


Now, normally, I would conduct a conventional war. Read the "fleet exercises" thread that Huzen Hagen made. That was a respectable attempted invasion, which I, IDF, and a number of other allies repelled.

\

That was a fun one. What saved us was a nice 1st move to show that while we were outnumbered and would lose, we also showed it would be too costly to gain too little and they backed down.
The Dark Dimension
13-11-2004, 03:06
OOC:
Nukes kill people without consideration to race or creed :rolleyes:

Now, normally, I would conduct a conventional war. Read the "fleet exercises" thread that Huzen Hagen made. That was a respectable attempted invasion, which I, IDF, and a number of other allies repelled.

However, you issued a god damn declaration in one sentence.

Post losses for my nuclear strike. Or be ignored.

Exact losses unknown. Estimates range from 500,000 to over 10,000,000. Bastard. :mad:
Tyrandis
13-11-2004, 03:08
<Open Transmission>
To: Tyrandis
From: McLeod03

I am shocked and appalled at your massive use of NBC warfare on innocent civilians. If this is what the members of NATO are like, genocidal murderers, then our case for leaving is further strengthened. I hope you burn in the deepest and hottest fires of hell for this act.

Statement from the Office of the Executor

"Perhaps you should read of the history of our founder, AMF, who literally wiped out whole nations by force of arms.

Also, Tyrandis is not genocidal. When our forces land on their shores, we will not conduct the practices of Lord Dreadfire, although we will install a new, less warlike government."

Executor Xavier Davidson
Atlantica McLeodia
13-11-2004, 03:12
Statement from the Office of the Executor

"Perhaps you should read of the history of our founder, AMF, who literally wiped out whole nations by force of arms.

Also, Tyrandis is not genocidal. When our forces land on their shores, we will not conduct the practices of Lord Dreadfire, although we will install a new, less warlike government."

Executor Xavier Davidson

<Open Transmission>

And in all my time, I do not remember the Freeks using nuclear weapons on such a vast scale. They fought with honour, with sword and gun. How wars should be fought. Not by cowards a thousand miles away pressing a little red button.

And why install a government when you have sealed the death warrant of 95% of his population? Mass murder of innocent civilians without warning, plus your latest actions in the Congo, could lead one to believe that acts of genocide will shortly follow your imperialistic and murderous actions.
Largent
13-11-2004, 03:12
OOC: Go Imperialism

IC: We pledge our full support to Tryandis and will quickly assemble a force to defend it at all costs.

Begin Transmition

I, the emporer of Largent will pledge a force of no less than 1 million men to you as soon as possible. We relize we are not a familiar nation to you but we hope you will respond and accept our aid.

Emperor Johnson IV

End Transmition

In Largent 1,000 planes are assembled to make a split second action if neccessary.

OOC2:yeah I do agree with the no nukes policy just so ya know
Iuthia
13-11-2004, 03:14
OOC:

Post losses for my nuclear strike. Or be ignored.

OOC: Personally I would advise ignoring him instead of nuking him for the (OOC) reason that they didn't declare war on your with much effort. The reason I advise this is because while I'm sure their RP is pretty sub-standard, even for International Incidents, that shouldn't be a reason for an In Character use of nuclear weapons...

Think about it... you're lowering your standard because you don't like their standard. If you are going to accept their roleplay then you should treat it with the same regard you would a normal attack, failing that just don't role-play with them. In Character the general responce from Iuthia would be that your nation just fired nuclear weapons on some pissant nation which just declared war on you without even really doing much themselves... I mean, had they actually destroyed something I could understand, but In Character it's a massive over-reaction which makes your nation look unstable and looking for mutually assured destruction (which is the usual outcome of a ICBM exchange, though I'm sure you will hide behind your defences).

Don't worry your standard for this guy.


Edit: Nevermind :rolleyes:
Kitsious
13-11-2004, 03:15
Stop killing everything!!Lebentakistan will do it in time.Watch out everyone.
A new threat lies before us
United States of Nick
13-11-2004, 03:15
From: The Northern USN Foreign Affairs Department

We applaud Tyrandis for its actions against The (agressive) Dark Dimension. Foolish nations like him deserve what they receive. We hope the offensive continues until TDD has either learned its lesson, or is destroyed. (Whichever comes first) We would be willing to contribute anything which would quicken their loss.
McLeod03
13-11-2004, 03:17
OOC: TDD - check TGs
Tyrandis
13-11-2004, 03:20
OOC: Personally I would advise ignoring him instead of nuking him for the (OOC) reason that they didn't declare war on your with much effort. The reason I advise this is because while I'm sure their RP is pretty sub-standard, even for International Incidents, that shouldn't be a reason for an In Character use of nuclear weapons...

OOC: Point taken, but it'd make me look like a coward who hides behind an ignore shield when someone decides to threaten me. The thing is, I don't want to bother writing page after page of conventional deployment when I could acheive the same results with a NBC strike.

But... I'll consider it.

This'll probably be my last post for the night.


<Open Transmission>

And why install a government when you have sealed the death warrant of 95% of his population? Mass murder of innocent civilians without warning, plus your latest actions in the Congo, could lead one to believe that acts of genocide will shortly follow your imperialistic and murderous actions.

"Please. Tyrandis is home to a wide ethnic body, who live in harmony and stand united for the nation. We do not believe in the principle of wiping out an entire populace.

The DRC is currently ruled by a psychotic dictatorship. Anarchy has taken over, as children die of AIDS and disease.

We have invaded the area for two reasons: One, to restore stablity, and two, to acquire more uranium deposits."

Executor Xavier Davidson
Pixelated Empire
13-11-2004, 03:23
President Winters: In response to Tyrandis' attacks on TDD I'll be sending in troops and workers to support and help rebuild. Anymore aggressive action will not be tolerated, and will be dealt with by the whole of the Pixeltopia region.
Tyrandis
13-11-2004, 03:27
President Winters: In response to Tyrandis' attacks on TDD I'll be sending in troops and workers to support and help rebuild. Anymore aggressive action will not be tolerated, and will be dealt with by the whole of the Pixeltopia region.

"Certainly. Tyrandisan forces have been ordered to stand down, for now.

However, we do issue a warning to TDD's government: If you ever, ever try to attack Tyrandis again, we will fall upon you and show no mercy. A Sentinel of AMF would be aghast at the destruction our forces would cause.

But, Tyrandis believes in the right to a fresh start. One billion dollars has been wired to the reconstruction effort, courtesy of the Tyrandis National Bank."

Executor Xavier Davidson
Largent
13-11-2004, 03:29
OOC: Well, it appears I was either ignored or missed so I'll just pretend I got the greenlight for now.

IC: The Imperial Navy and Royal Airforce are mobalized. It will travel to The Dark Demension and arrive shortly. It is closely followed by an amphibious assault force. Also two delegates are schedueled to travel to Tyranis to discuss Largents role in the war.

OOC: Can I get some geographical info on TDD?
North Germania
13-11-2004, 03:30
I smell noobs.
Largent
13-11-2004, 03:33
I smell noobs.

I smell spam
Tyrandis
13-11-2004, 03:35
OOC: Well, it appears I was either ignored or missed so I'll just pretend I got the greenlight for now.

IC: The Imperial Navy and Royal Airforce are mobalized. It will travel to The Dark Demension and arrive shortly. It is closely followed by an amphibious assault force. Also two delegates are schedueled to travel to Tyranis to discuss Largents role in the war.

OOC: Can I get some geographical info on TDD?

OOC: Nah. The invasion's off. I figure that TDD will leave me alone after this little nuclear episode.

On the other hand, if you like, you can invade and loot the wasteland. Just make sure you have NBC filters for your troops ;)
Pixelated Empire
13-11-2004, 03:37
I smell noobs.

If you're refering to me, I may be new to Nation States, but I am a freaquent RPer, and have had a few successful RP boards of my own.
The Macabees
13-11-2004, 03:39
OOC: Wow you used nukes! You're such a rascist pig Tyrandis...hehehe... just ignore him... you shouldn't role play with people who spend ten seconds to write up an opening to a war RP in any case.

EDIT: Typo.
Nianacio
13-11-2004, 03:42
OOC:The thing is, I don't want to bother writing page after page of conventional deployment when I could acheive the same results with a NBC strike.If you're using ICBMs, you can't. To best take out ICBMs, you have to get them in their launch stage, so Nianacio's ABM system automatically starts blowing up any big rockets we haven't told would be launched...And we tend to interfere when the lives of civilians are at risk, anyway.
Iuthia
13-11-2004, 03:45
OOC: Point taken, but it'd make me look like a coward who hides behind an ignore shield when someone decides to threaten me. The thing is, I don't want to bother writing page after page of conventional deployment when I could acheive the same results with a NBC strike.

But... I'll consider it.

OOC: No, but now instead of looking like a OOC coward for ignoring a nation which wasn't prepared to put the effort in, you now look more like a IC coward for nuking a nation with little provokation accept the fact that their vastly inferiour military threatened you with war, something which wouldn't really be able to invade in any case because your military is better and is on the defence (easier logistics, fortification, home turf, ect).

*shrug*

I guess I had better reply IC...
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In Character:

Early reports suggest that the civilian casualities so far are averaging in the millions, undoubtably these are the relatively lucky ones who died instantly as there will inevitably be easily double that now dying a slow and painful death. In years to come, millions more will die from a sharp increase in cancer. Again, innocent people will die slowly.

And for what? Their government may have been stupid enough to declare war on a nation which was already militarily superiour to them... but I bet even they didn't expect the cost to be so high. To kill millions, perhaps tens of millions of people, purposefully targetting majory cities while ignoring military targets.

The intent is here is clear and frankly it's probably the most gross over reaction Iuthia has witnessed in a long time. You didn't intend to wipe out their government (which will have been evacuated long before your missiles hit), you didn't intend to destroy their military capability... but instead you aimed for their most populated cities and killed millions over something which could have been resolved with diplomacy... hell, almost anything would have better then this.

The is no other option other then to Blacklist your nation until it is felt amends have somehow been made... though we can't see how a nation can excuse such an attrocity. While we are sure economic embargoes will have little effect on your nation, they are in place purely on the moral basis that we don't want your goods, we don't want to sell you ours. Your people are not welcome in Iuthia, and Iuthian's are advised strongly not to go to your nation.

You have shown the gross lack of conciderations for the lives of people who may have never heard of your nation, you are welcome no more.

Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps


>>Adding "Tyrandis" to black list......

>>Data Transfer complete.

>>Ceasing all trade with "Tyrandis".......

>>Estimated losses in Iuthian revenue: $00.00 (USD)

>>Electronic Transfers blocked, mailmerge sent to Iuthian business owners...

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OOC: No hard feeling, it's just that if I'm going to throw moral crap at other nations I've got to react when someone does something like this...
IDF
13-11-2004, 03:46
OOC: Wow you used nukes! You're such a rascist pig Tyrandis...hehehe... just ignore him... you shouldn't role play with people who spend ten seconds to write up an opening to a war RP in any case.

EDIT: Typo.
OOC: I bet he used nukes to send a message to all such RPers as when they declare war for stupid reasons when they don't belong it gets to annoy the more experience RPers.
Iuthia
13-11-2004, 03:50
OOC: "Don't RP shit at us or we'll just nuke you and risk Mutually Assured Destruction."

Yeah... like thats a good message :rolleyes: I can see where everyone is coming from, but In Character reactions are In Character, which means other people like myself have to respond In Character... such an over-reaction can be damaging depending on how it's done and who you deal with... he's probably not going to have any issues with anyone, because they don't give a damn, but it does leave some IC evidence that they don't give a damn about murding millions of people, some people don't like that.

Well... he's lucky the nation wasn't a little larger or something. They could have responded in kind and launched everything. Any advanced nuclear nation sure as hell would...
Pixelated Empire
13-11-2004, 03:52
In response to Iuthia's actions, Pixelated Empire will be accepting any and all survivors from TDD into the the region of Pixeltopia, to be helped medically and to help them start over.
President, Frosty Winters
Acoslovakia
13-11-2004, 03:54
From the Emperors HQ:
We will be sending Humanitarian Aid troops, to provide shelter and rations to the survivors of this horrible act. Hopefully everyone has seen the consequences that empty threats of war on a far superior nation have. But on the other hand, there is no doubt that the use of Nuclear Wepaons on highly populated areas is in no way explainable, and i suggest that the United Nations create a proposition to stop acts like these from happening in the future. The Acoslovakian would by all means help enforce this.

From the Minister of Defence:
Due to recent events, Acoslovakia has re-established its Nuclear Production Program, and the production of 120 25.5MT ICBM`s has been started. Note that this is for defense purposes only, because this act has proven that to survive in todays world, a Nation depends on a Nuclear inventory. We are also currently finalizing a contract that invloves the purchase of Nuclear Technology and numerous 30MT ICBM`s.
On a more positive note; may the Gods forgive us for this horrendous act, and may we not see such an event take place on this planet again.
-Acoslovakian Minister of Defence,
The Honorable Ivan Tempoko.
Nianacio
13-11-2004, 04:05
OOC:OOC:If you're using ICBMs, you can't. To best take out ICBMs, you have to get them in their launch stage, so Nianacio's ABM system automatically starts blowing up any big rockets we haven't told would be launched...And we tend to interfere when the lives of civilians are at risk, anyway.Each missile can be killed in 1-10 seconds, and it takes as little as 0.5 seconds for a satellite to retarget...That's about 40-5 missiles per satellite per minute, and I have the whole planet under their eyes. There will be at least three satellites in view of any given point on the ground, so...If you're launching them all from one spot, I can theoretically take out more than 100 missiles per minute. With them bunched so close together, I think rate of fire will be at the high end. If they're spread out so more satellites can get them, I can kill more. So, in less than three minutes after original targeting, I can shoot them all down.

Do you guys want to keep going with the annihilation of TDD? Just ignore my two posts if you're strictly modern tech (won't RP 2010).
Iuthia
13-11-2004, 04:09
To: The Dark Dimension, Any TDD Diplomatic Channel
From: INOC Centre, Iuthia Prima, Iuthia
Subject: INOC Investigation and Assistance
Message:

Dear Surviving Government Officials,

We would like offer our experienced aid workers in the clean-up operation to help you through this tough period of time, their number isn't much but their capability speak for themselves, as part of the International Nuclear Observation Commitee they have had chance to take part in numerous cases, some of which were similar to this case.

If we may we would also like to get exact details of the situation itself for the INOC Records so that all nations may access this information, if you could get back to us to confirm any wish to have our people work in your nation,

Thanks,


Hans Felix, Head of INOC.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/Iuthia/Misc/BaseINOClogo.jpg (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=308521&page=1&pp=30)
Clicky for INOC List
Tyrandis
13-11-2004, 16:33
OOC: You know something... I'll take Iuthia's advice. Let's all just ignore this whole thing, considering that I lowered my standard of RP a bit for using WMD against a nation for OOC reasons :/